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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:45pm On Sep 01, 2015
lezz:
I'm not saying your mom is a LovePeddler, but she can't even eat alphabet soup without choking on a D.


Lol, your mom is the cheapest fvck in your neighbourhood. Even cheaper than a sachet of "pure" water. cheesy grin grin
UR MOTHER IS SO UGLY THAT SHE WAS GIVEN EXTRA 364 days for halloween,.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:46pm On Sep 01, 2015
God I dey beg you. Make this thing no happen this semester embarassed

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:48pm On Sep 01, 2015
Guy stop copying and pasting
Use your Brain
I don't expect a wretched goat like you to understand the sacred American Tradition of Halloween
Never ever in your life try to desecrate this proud tradition againundecided
softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO UGLY THAT SHE WAS GIVEN EXTRA 364 days for halloween,.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:48pm On Sep 01, 2015
Gurgle, good evening babe. kiss


Long time no see.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by chigoizie7(m): 11:48pm On Sep 01, 2015
Oyind17:





Sorry sugar, come and hold me tight




I dey work nah, I de hustle for family upkeep. I will return home in the morning
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:50pm On Sep 01, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Gurgle, good evening babe. kiss


Long time no see.

FP smiley kiss Good evening. How are you

Lol, no angry faces for me today?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Oahray: 11:50pm On Sep 01, 2015
Oyind17:
Na ladies bfs dey fight since morning?
since yesterday o. If only I knew their gfs, I'd help get them mtn bonus airtime to call their bfs and just talk for hours.

Only unpleasant part is that people would praise the mods for bans that never happened.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Norenal(f): 11:52pm On Sep 01, 2015
Elcapito:
grin grin hope yur good tho? How have you been? You didn't keep your part of our deal
yea' I am.... been good
wbu?
U didn't show-up nau
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:52pm On Sep 01, 2015
DashMeYansh:
Guy stop copying and pasting
Use your Brain
I don't expect a wretched goat like you to understand the sacred American Tradition of Halloween
Never ever in your life try to desecrate this proud tradition againundecided
LOOK AT THIS CONFUSED TOGOLEES REFUGEE THAT WENT TO AMERICA INSIDE A TANK TALKING, U WASTED SPERM.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 11:53pm On Sep 01, 2015
softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO UGLY THAT SHE WAS GIVEN EXTRA 364 days for halloween,.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


Your mother was the biggest drunk in your local government. There's still an ongoing debate if you were fathered by her bus-conductor boyfriend or the local pick - pocket swine who was cut raping the village goat.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:53pm On Sep 01, 2015
Gurgle:


FP smiley kiss Good evening. How are you

Lol, no angry faces for me today?
Naaah, I have chosen to forgive you.
How did your paper go?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:55pm On Sep 01, 2015
Idowuogbo, area mama.. . cheesy

good afternoon.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 11:55pm On Sep 01, 2015
softapples:
LOOK AT THIS CONFUSED TOGOLEES REFUGEE THAT WENT TO AMERICA INSIDE A TANK TALKING, U WASTED SPERM.
See as your yansh dey open like a bald fowl. You even boast with copy and paste jibes. That's how classless your rapist father and your slovenly mother were.

They had no sense of shame to bequeath you.

School drop out.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:55pm On Sep 01, 2015
I'm good
But you didn't look for me
Norenal:

yea' I am.... been good
wbu?
U didn't show-up nau
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:57pm On Sep 01, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Naaah, I have chosen to forgive you.
How did your paper go?

Lol, for my imaginary crime abi tongue

Good, thanks. How was your day?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:57pm On Sep 01, 2015
lezz:
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


Your mother was the biggest drunk in your local government. There's still an ongoing debate if you were fathered by her bus-conductor boyfriend or the local pick - pocket swine who was cut raping the village goat.
UR MOTHER IS A PROSTITUTE THAT DURING A SEX CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL, SHE WAS THE HOMEWORK, UR MOTHER IS SO SLUTTY THAT SHE IS LIKE MCDONALDS, MILLION SERVED EACH DAY.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:57pm On Sep 01, 2015
Norenal:

smileythnkz

You have dreads?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Norenal(f): 11:58pm On Sep 01, 2015
Elcapito:
I'm good
But you didn't look for me
oh....sori my bad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Norenal(f): 12:00am On Sep 02, 2015
Gurgle:


You have dreads?
lol.... nah #wool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:00am On Sep 02, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol, for my imaginary crime abi tongue

Good, thanks. How was your day?
You offended me but I just choose to forgive you because you are Gurgle. angry

My day went well, nothing special. Yours?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 12:00am On Sep 02, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Idowuogbo, area mama.. . cheesy

good afternoon.
Afternoon? shocked u drink too? grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:00am On Sep 02, 2015
Norenal:

lol.... nah #wool

Ok. they look good
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:00am On Sep 02, 2015
Hit me up when yur ready

Btw, you always here late. Night owl? tongue tongue
Norenal:

oh....sori my bad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 12:01am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
LOOK AT THIS CONFUSED TOGOLEES REFUGEE THAT WENT TO AMERICA INSIDE A TANK TALKING, U WASTED SPERM.
If you check my parental pelt on you, you will see that I referred to your parents in the past tense. That's because I consider them dead for birthing a failure and pride - less subnormal human like you.

Somebody like you will deliberately use charm on a girl and still boast of your seductive skills.

If you could stoop so obvious to copy and paste jibes and brag and feel puffy as it you had the mental power to improvise these jibes, then curse be onto you and may you never burden humanity with any offspring.

You will leave us nothung but empty humans devoid of any emotion; shame nor pride, love or hate. Just an empty shell of human meat.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:01am On Sep 02, 2015
Oahray:
since yesterday o. If only I knew their gfs, I'd help get them mtn bonus airtime to call their bfs and just talk for hours.

Only unpleasant part is that people would praise the mods for bans that never happened.







Pls do before gfs call for a meeting, I can't believe guys can do this .
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Norenal(f): 12:01am On Sep 02, 2015
Gurgle:


Ok. they look good
smiley thnx dearie
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:01am On Sep 02, 2015
FriedPlantain:

You offended me but I just choose to forgive you because you are Gurgle. angry

My day went well, nothing special. Yours?

Lol and may I know the nature of this offence?

Yeah, same. I enjoyed it though. Sometimes those days when nothing happens are the best
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 12:04am On Sep 02, 2015
Oahray:
since[b] yesterday o.[/b] If only I knew their gfs, I'd help get them mtn bonus airtime to call their bfs and just talk for hours.

Only unpleasant part is that people would praise the mods for bans that never happened.
Are you kidding me? Who are mods of this section,??

Obinoscopy, come Nd see!!!!!!!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:06am On Sep 02, 2015
Oyind17:






Sorry sugar, come and hold me tight
*Clears throat*
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 12:06am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
UR MOTHER IS A PROSTITUTE THAT DURING A SEX CLASS IN HIGH SCHOOL, SHE WAS THE HOMEWORK, UR MOTHER IS SO SLUTTY THAT SHE IS LIKE MCDONALDS, MILLION SERVED EACH DAY.
Your mother's vagina is like Abuja national stadium, each time your dad's dicck go missing inside her, she barks: " more room here"

Little wonder the poor bastard hanged himself but not before he made sure you're are an initiated faggooot

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