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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Niyinficient(m): 1:16am On Sep 02, 2015 |
Gurgle: Cutie pie, Danger and adventure are 'inseparable'! Just hit on my timeline n let's get d ball rolling! I can only be careful tho! |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:18am On Sep 02, 2015 |
lezz:look who is talking, u dat was born as a result of a quickie in a night club by ur mom and a drunk stranger which happen to be ur father, is this not d same line ure following? are all ur children nt born out of wedlock by 3 different prostitutees? ure 45years old yet u dnt know where ur kids are, uve been rejected by nature itself, taking a look at ur dp i just wonder who in his right sense is going to employ u? do u want all the staffs in d company to start having bad dreams in d day? ur ugliness will make hell reject u. 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by olajorn(m): 1:22am On Sep 02, 2015 |
Gurgle:it was fine...mission accomplished |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:29am On Sep 02, 2015 |
lezz:SHUT UP U UGLY GOAT!! U ARE SO UGLY THAT WHEN U WERE BORN UR MOTHER SHOUTED WHAT A TREASURE AND UR FATHER SAID YEAH LET US BURY IT, U ARE SO UGLY THAT WHEN U WALK INTO A BANK THEY TURN OFF THE SURVEILLENCE CAMERA, U ARE SO UGLY THAT WHEN U WALK ON D STREET IN SEPTEMBER, PEOPLE SAID DAMM ITS HALLOWEEN ALREADY, U ARE SO UGLY THAT U MAKE ONIONS CRY. 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:38am On Sep 02, 2015 |
lezz:UR MOTHER IS SO BIG THAT HER GRADUATION PICTURE HAD TO BE AN AERIAL VIEW, UR MOTHER IS SHAPED LIKE A SOCKS FILLED WITH DUNGS. 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:39am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples: ![]() ![]() ![]() You obviously was unable to sleep over my scathing words. I'm keeping you awake with anaemia. Seems my e_punches will kill you faster than faggotry. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:41am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:Your momma's so smelly that the only dis I'm gonna give her is Disinfectent... 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:42am On Sep 02, 2015 |
lezz:SHUT UP U DISTABILIZED BASTARD AND A SON TO A THOUSAND FATHER, IS THAT UR NOSE ON UR DP OR U INHALED A CANTALOUPE? 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:43am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:Your momma's so Smelly her poop is glad to escape. 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:44am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:Your momma's so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons. 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:45am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:Your momma's house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:47am On Sep 02, 2015 |
lezz:WHERE ARE ALL D CHILDREN OF UR MOTHER? ITS OBVIOUS SHE DNT KNOW BCAUS SHE SLEPT WITH ALL CHOICE OF MALES, 4RM A STUDENT TO A MECHANIC, TO A WHEELBARROW PUSHER AND TO A DRUNKARD WHICH HAPPENS TO BE UR DAD, UR MOTHER WAS NICK NAME A PUBLIC TOILET BCAUS OF HER SEXUAL ESCAPADES, NO WONDER MAGGOTS AND WORMS STARTED COMING OUT FROM HER womanliness BCAUS SHE HAD HIV AND AIDS AND THAT MAKES U A HOPELESS SICKLER WHICH MEANS UR PATHETIC LIFE ARE NUMBERED, U gay AND AN ILLITRATE DUNCE. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:49am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she was looking for the "any key" 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:50am On Sep 02, 2015 |
lezz:ALL UR MOM'S FEMALE ANCESTORS ARE PROSTITUTEES, U CAME 4RM A LINEAGE OF PROSTTITUTESS DATS WHY 1% OF BRAIN U DNT HAVE, IMAGINE a 45year old man behaving like a worthless dog. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:51am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:53am On Sep 02, 2015 |
lezz:IF MOSES HAD SEEN UR UGLY FACE, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER COMMANDMENTS, UR MOTHER APPEAR TO BE THE CULMINATION OF YEARS OF GENETIC MISHAPS. 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:53am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estima 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Oshare2: 1:53am On Sep 02, 2015 |
anitabeauty:Where were u b4...... |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:57am On Sep 02, 2015 |
2dice:so much for 35% igbo something like 'it is well' or 'have strength' ![]() |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:57am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:your mother was the cheapest sllut in nairaland who is so sexed starved she opens a handle with a dp in the romance section . Her biggest clientele are street urchins and bus conductors. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 1:57am On Sep 02, 2015 |
lezz:UR MOTHER IS SO FAT DAT SHE LovePeddler A YELLOW RAINCOAT AND PEOPLE YELLED TAXI, UR MOTHER IS SO FAT DAT I TOOK PICTURES OF HER LAST YEAR AND ITS STILL PRINTING 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 1:58am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her ass to be the 10th planet. Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention! Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family. Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!! Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering. Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border. Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit !! Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more. 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:01am On Sep 02, 2015 |
lezz:THE ONLY THING POSITIVE ABT UR MOTHER IS THAT SHE IS HIV POSITIVE 4 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:05am On Sep 02, 2015 |
lezz:UR MOTHER'S ASININE SIMIAN COUNTENANCE ALLUDES THAT HER FETID STENCH AND HAS ANNULLED THE ANTHROPOID APE SPECIES DIVERSITY. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 2:08am On Sep 02, 2015 |
MrsPhyno:Well na yoruba and Pidgin kill am my igbo... Hmmn... U just dey come from that Place? ![]() |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:09am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:Your moms such a slut that her pussy's been used more then google |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 2:10am On Sep 02, 2015 |
Lord see as Dem dey use their Mother dey play Kite ..
Orishi-rishi ... |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:10am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:Yo Momma's so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry. 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:11am On Sep 02, 2015 |
lezz:UR MOTHER IS SO DUMB THAT SHE STOP AT A STOP SIGN AND WAITED FOR IT TO SAY GO, UR MOTHER IS SO STVPID THAT SHE WAS LOCKED IN A SUPER MARKET AND SHE STARVD TO DEATH. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:11am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:Yo mama so ugly,she went to a strip club,the people paid her to keep her clothes on 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JiggamanGh: 2:13am On Sep 02, 2015 |
lezz: Watch your mouth you dirty dog. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:13am On Sep 02, 2015 |
softapples:Your Momma so ugly she made the devil pray |
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