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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:14am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:
Your moms such a slut that her pussy's been used more then google
UR MOTHER IS SO SLUTTY THAT I FVCK HER DAILY AND USE HER FOR THE COMMUNITY TO Group Intimacy HER

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:14am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO SLUTTY THAT I FVCK HER DAILY AND USE HER FOR THE COMMUNITY TO Group Intimacy HER
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:17am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO SLUTTY THAT I FVCK HER DAILY AND USE HER FOR THE COMMUNITY TO Group Intimacy HER
Yo mama's so ugly, she looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a track cleat.
Yo mama's so ugly, she's uugly. I had to add another u `cause u is ugly too!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:18am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
UR MOTHER IS SO SLUTTY THAT I FVCK HER DAILY AND USE HER FOR THE COMMUNITY TO Group Intimacy HER
Yo mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.
Yo mama's so ugly, she couldn't get laid in a prison with a handful of pardons.
Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:18am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:
Your Momma so ugly she made the devil pray
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, GOD MADE ME PRETTY, what happen to you? because the last time i saw a face like yours i fed it some bananas

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:22am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, GOD MADE ME PRETTY, what happen to you? because the last time i saw a face like yours i fed it some bananas
Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:22am On Sep 02, 2015
JiggamanGh:


Watch your mouth you dirty dog.
shut the fvck up. Grass munching lizard.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:23am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, GOD MADE ME PRETTY, what happen to you? because the last time i saw a face like yours i fed it some bananas
Yo mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look at herself in the mirror.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:24am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.
LOL U keep talking of ugly, pls a lot of nairalands has seen my picture, and they can testify that im very handsome, take a look at my dp, that is my younger sister, cant u see how beautiful she is? now we are all 4rm our mom and that means my mom is an angel, REAL TALK, but everybody on nairaland please take a look at lezz dp and tell me how his mother will look like, lol lezz pls dnt change ur dp.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:26am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
LOL U keep talking of ugly, pls a lot of nairalands has seen my picture, and they can testify that im very handsome, take a look at my dp, that is my younger sister, cant u see how beautiful she is? now we are all 4rm our mom and that means my mom is an angel, REAL TALK, but everybody on nairaland please take a look at lezz dp and tell me how his mother will look like, lol lezz pls dnt change ur dp, cc firsteva,loomer, jarizod, oyind17, kingtom, naijaboiy, jollyjoy.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.
Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:27am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:
Yo mama's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
hey listen uve run out of disses, ure now using the disses i used 4 u in d previous page, cant u see how disgraceful and shameless that uve become, u keep repeating the disses that i have drop, pls im wasting my time on u, when u have new disses u cant quote me nd nt using my own disses again.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:29am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
LOL U keep talking of ugly, pls a lot of nairalands has seen my picture, and they can testify that im very handsome, take a look at my dp, that is my younger sister, cant u see how beautiful she is? now we are all 4rm our mom and that means my mom is an angel, REAL TALK, but everybody on nairaland please take a look at lezz dp and tell me how his mother will look like, lol lezz pls dnt change ur dp, cc firsteva,loomer, jarizod, oyind17, kingtom, naijaboiy, jollyjoy.
now you're beginning to sound a little human.

I'll go normal on you now. You play dirtyagain,I'llfeed you to the dogs. Faggott-faced baboon.

And thanks for wailing.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:29am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:
Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth control.
Yo mama's so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
STOP REPEATING MY DISSES, IF U WANT MY ATTENTION, COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:31am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:
now you're beginning to sound a little human.

I'll go normal on you now. You play dirtyagain,I'llfeed you to the dogs. Faggott-faced baboon.

And thanks for wailing.
PLS DNT CHANGE UR DP, IT WILL DRIVE AWAY EVIL SPIRITS

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:31am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
hey listen uve run out of disses, ure now using the disses i used 4 u in d previous page, cant u see how disgraceful and shameless that uve become, u keep repeating the disses that i have drop, pls im wasting my time on u, when u have new disses u cant quote me nd nt using my own disses again.
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks.
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:35am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks.
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:35am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.
Yo mama's so ugly, when Yo father is having sex with her he puts two bags on her head in case one of them breaks.
Yo mama's so ugly, Yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her ass.
Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
ure wasting my time with my disses, bring smtin new

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:36am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
hey listen uve run out of disses, ure now using the disses i used 4 u in d previous page, cant u see how disgraceful and shameless that uve become, u keep repeating the disses that i have drop, pls im wasting my time on u, when u have new disses u cant quote me nd nt using my own disses again.
softapples:
STOP REPEATING MY DISSES, IF U WANT MY ATTENTION, COME UP WITH SOMETHING NEW.
your disses you say?

Fvck_faced baboon. You were copying and pasting from google and I simple went in to your source and spill them all on you. Little, illiterate fool with no literary prowess.

A waste-pipe like you who can't even write properly. Destitute.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:39am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
ure wasting my time with my disses, bring smtin new
You have no disses. Your brain power is too weak to articulate anything beyond faggptry and bestial gestures.,
Perverted gaping çunt
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 2:40am On Sep 02, 2015
MEHNN EVERYBODY TAKE A LOOK AT THE TWIN OF MEDUSA, CC FIRSTEVA.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:42am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
MEHNN EVERYBODY TAKE A LOOK AT THE TWIN OF MEDUSA, CC FISTEVA, OYIND17, TWACI, TOHPAHZ, JOLLYJOY, CAPTAINSWAG225, THENONCE, TRAPKVNG, SINNZU, MRSPHINO
Now you're getting real desperate, groping for anything for support like a drowning man. When I whoop you again, you will fly to google for solace. grin grin grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by lezz(m): 2:46am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
MEHNN EVERYBODY TAKE A LOOK AT THE TWIN OF MEDUSA, CC FIRSTEVA, OYIND17, TWACI, TOHPAHZ, JOLLYJOY, CAPTAINSWAG225, THENONCE, TRAPKVNG, SINNZU, MRSPHINO, GURGLE, NAIJABOIY, CUTEHECTOR.
morning will find you being laughed at.

Aren't youthe lipstick wearing faggott that was displayed earlier here

Cry cry baby. When I whoop you bad, I expect you to react like my victims do: crazy, desperate stuffs grin grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by JiggamanGh: 3:19am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:
shut the fvck up. Grass munching lizard.

Gay bastard, instead of looking for pucci to fork you are ova here fighting with women. I see you still looking for a new belt.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 3:45am On Sep 02, 2015
2dice:

Well na yoruba and Pidgin kill am my igbo...
Hmmn...
U just dey come from that Place? grin
which place grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:42am On Sep 02, 2015
[quote author=softapples post=37579933]MEHNN EVERYBODY TAKE A LOOK AT THE TWIN OF MEDUSA, CC FIRSTE.VA, OYIN D17, TW.ACI, TOHPAHZ, JOLLYJ.OY, CAPTAINSW.AG225, THENON CE, TRAPKV.NG, SIN.NZU, MRSP.HINO, GURG.LE, NAIJABO.IY, CUTEHE.CTOR.[/quote





No one should mention me again in this your childish act. You guys can insult yourselves from now till eternity, I'm not interested in your fights.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:55am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:
Stop spewing cheap lies. Today was just another burial day for you. I Hury you so bad, your letters bleed on this thread. See, wailing rejected hag who had to insult my mom to get an emotional grip says she's tormenting me.

Your ability to be a self-deluding, lesbian recruiting teenage - buglar must be exceptional.


Frustration - magnet. Spinster candidate.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 6:57am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:

Sorry for calling you a whorre all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart that only vagina-juice can fill.
you had to reply that post of mine where I said the only woman who has shared a bed with you is you mum, twice. So after a rethink, you realised that you didn't do justice to the issue, then you came back to respond, lol. You are truly my dog lezz.
You are the loveless one, isn't it obvious? for 24 hours you've been glued to the internet fighting, a man who has love even from a prostitute will at least take a break to clear his head. You are loveless and lifeless
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:09am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:
morning will find you being laughed at.

Aren't youthe lipstick wearing faggott that was displayed earlier here

Cry cry baby. When I whoop you bad, I expect you to react like my victims do: crazy, desperate stuffs grin grin
this morning?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:11am On Sep 02, 2015
lezz:
Twinkle Twinkle little whorre
Close your legs you're not a door
You're going to catch an STD in your tongue and in your pussssy
You're only wanted cause you're free
Twinkle Twinkle little whorre, Your cheaper than a tom-tom wrap grin grin grin

***I'm curious you didn't reply my lecture on magnets, didn't want to expose your interupted education once again? *****
I replied you, you only ignored the mention when you realised you had fooled your old age again as always.

You still sing nursery rhymes at your age? Lmao, of all disses, what came to your mind is twinkle twinkle little star, lol. I shouldn't be too surprised, when an elderly man fights the age mates of children he can birth, and wears diapers because of toomuch gay sex, he would definitely sing nursery rhymes grin do you feed through a feeding bootle as well?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 7:18am On Sep 02, 2015
softapples:
MEHNN EVERYBODY TAKE A LOOK AT THE TWIN OF MEDUSA, CC FIRSTEVA.
that guy is damm jobless.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by redgem(f): 7:33am On Sep 02, 2015
DashMeYansh:
Redgem oya my weed has worn off.
Lets talk E-Gentleman to E-lady.

Xup what's popping? embarassed


When I said stop smoking crap, you didn't listen.... Now see the effect on you

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