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Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by bigtt76(f): 8:06am On Sep 02, 2015
Abegi must have been a mischievous attendant's creation undecided

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Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by breakeven: 8:07am On Sep 02, 2015
HINCO:
They use condom?
I suppose so, to prevent HIV and aids. undecided grin

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Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by TONYE001(m): 8:08am On Sep 02, 2015
gj22:


Common sense will tell you that a man's p3nis goes erect when rigour mortis kicks in.

I have dissected adult males for at least 1.5 years. None of my cadavers had attention.

Rigour mortis does not cause penile attention - I think ...

Why?

1. Rigour mortis has to do with abnormal, irreversible actin-myosin interaction (muscle contraction ) basically due to the absence of oxygen...,

2. Penile attention occurs due to the flow of BLOOD into the contractile tissues...and not actual "muscle contraction "...

So, what is seen in a dead male (2-3 hours after death)?

A "fallen", stiff organ.

Thanks. .
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by ProfessorPeter(m): 8:18am On Sep 02, 2015
castroevans:
That man must have been a sex addict before leaving the earth...
you know say Calabar man na no 1 for fucktology.
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by Tmaritas76(m): 8:19am On Sep 02, 2015
koife:
This story is factual and can be verified, especially with the normal thinking that when somebody dies, earthly things are no longer known to him.

However, the death of an Akwa Ibom indigene, living in Aba and his subsequent act in the morgue shows that the world is full of mysteries.

Reports emanating from Aba had it that the late Akwa Ibom citizen died in Aba, last Tuesday, atop a prostitute in a brothel.

The corpse was later deposited in a mortuary in Aba awaiting investigation and collection for burial probably by his relations.

However, on Thursday, when another corpse arrived, the mortuary attendants were shocked to find the corpse of the man from Akwa Ibom on top of another female corps.

Initially, the attendants were scared and took to their heels and later came back to put the corps apart.

To their surprise, the penis of the man was erect and stiff as if he was alive.

http://dailytimes.com.ng/corpse-sex-another-aba-morgue/
na akwa ibom man nah,don't be surprise.I believe the story die
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by KoloOyinbo(m): 8:21am On Sep 02, 2015
Sounds like some attendants having 'fun'! Had that happen in any European hospitals we would know that drunken Medical Students were to blame! Bad taste joke but can be funny.
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by Seun360(m): 8:22am On Sep 02, 2015
ProfessorPeter:
you know say Calabar man na no 1 for fucktology.

I dey tell you. Them be father.
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 8:24am On Sep 02, 2015
Though he is dead, his manhood lives on!
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by Pascal181: 8:26am On Sep 02, 2015
APC don spoil dis country o. Which day dis kind thing been happen berore! Aru!
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by simi4me(m): 8:27am On Sep 02, 2015
It's not new. I have seen something like this before. And to those who don't believe it, try and b visiting mortuary. U will be amazed by the things you see.

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Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by Baroba(m): 8:28am On Sep 02, 2015
Duck tales..
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by Dijez(m): 8:29am On Sep 02, 2015
chocolateme:
The man's joystick been erect is highly possible at death but that of having sex in death is OUTRAGEOUS..
Who must have caused him while still alive never for his joystick to have rest of mind.
This issue na very big deal especially if buried in a cemetery where females are. He should be cremated.
Anyway condolences to his family members.
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by bigiyaro(m): 8:31am On Sep 02, 2015
if d source of dis stewpid story is corect, shame on dem.
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by Plusmej: 8:33am On Sep 02, 2015
Picture or........#Idonbilivit.
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by Dijez(m): 8:33am On Sep 02, 2015
[quote author=chocolateme post=37574863]The man's joystick been erect is highly possible at death but that of having sex in death is OUTRAGEOUS..
Outrageous indeed, how come a corpse joystick erect at death. nonsense
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by missKiffy(f): 8:34am On Sep 02, 2015
Only in biafruad this can happen
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by OkaOme: 8:35am On Sep 02, 2015
The mortuary attendant was having a series of nightmares. Save the lies pls
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by OkaOme: 8:36am On Sep 02, 2015
missKiffy:
Only in biafruad this can happen
And u must be a complete idiot to believe the story
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by eihmunjan: 8:38am On Sep 02, 2015
Strange tho
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by flokii: 8:52am On Sep 02, 2015
chocolateme:
The man's joystick been erect is highly possible at death but that of having sex in death is OUTRAGEOUS..
Who must have caused him while still alive never for his joystick to have rest of mind.
This issue na very big deal especially if buried in a cemetery where females are. He should be cremated.
Anyway condolences to his family members.

ahhhaa you bad o...
cremation jst because d corpse dey knack kpekus... grin

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Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by prophetfire: 8:53am On Sep 02, 2015
gj22:


Common sense will tell you that a man's p3nis goes erect when rigour mortis kicks in.
pls what is rigour mortis?
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by valoish: 8:56am On Sep 02, 2015
Wonders shall never end
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by darazonian(m): 9:03am On Sep 02, 2015
What this world is turning into?
sincerely speaking I found it hard to believe 'dead person having sex' except if he didn't die in the first place.
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by ogaprime(m): 9:07am On Sep 02, 2015
Its a pity de attendants didn't give full details. they didn't tell us what position they found the male corpse on de female corpse because "on top" is a shallow description....

''K na B''
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by LadyTochie(f): 9:15am On Sep 02, 2015
most shocking
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by LadyTochie(f): 9:17am On Sep 02, 2015
prophetfire:
pls what is rigour mortis?
Ask google
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by Babalegba(m): 9:19am On Sep 02, 2015
Daft country
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by LadyTochie(f): 9:22am On Sep 02, 2015
simi4me:
It's not new. I have seen something like this before. And to those who don't believe it, try and b visiting mortuary. U will be amazed by the things you see.
so u are a mortuary regular visitor, nd u nid folowas abi?
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by Nobody: 9:23am On Sep 02, 2015
BUHARI work don come ooooo

This one na probe matter ooo
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by Banter1(m): 9:26am On Sep 02, 2015
Died onTop oshi? Does that mean he's going to HELLFIRE? Only GOD can judge!
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by koife(m): 9:28am On Sep 02, 2015
Thanking God for making front page
Re: Corpse Having Sex In Aba Mortuary - Daily Times by koife(m): 9:31am On Sep 02, 2015
missKiffy:
Only in biafruad this can happen
ETHNICENTRIC ba§πard

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