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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by gabe15(m): 6:05pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ijehk7:
lol u dey check 4 her rite? Hope she passed? Nd wat course
55 bus admin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ijehk7(m): 6:05pm On Sep 02, 2015
She Broke up with me, i apologised because i loved her. she agreed.we came back together. i caught her cheating.i threw her out. She insulted the poo out of me. She blocks me on whatsapp after a while unblocks talks poo and blocks again. after a while i decided to block her. she sends love messages, followed by hateful messages, then love messages. i mean this chick is crazy.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by GIYAZZ(m): 6:05pm On Sep 02, 2015
Venus007:
Hmmm. Every type I guess.
So you like Battle rap too?

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ijehk7(m): 6:06pm On Sep 02, 2015
gabe15:
55 bus admin
dats grt.., wat abt u?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Jackossky(m): 6:07pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ray360:

hahahahahah... you go wound me o. BLUETO is the grammatical oar that Mans Such League. He lords me. go ask am..


Hmmmmmmm. Ray I can see your hands up in the air in a futile effort not to teach me those big grammars
You must teach me
I parted my lips in bold grin to salivate creek matrix jollof rice in the future grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ijehk7(m): 6:08pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ray360:

Hahaha.. na wetin you talk na. well, what on earth is not Microbiology?
During my kidhood days, i Would wonder how Orange, foamy substances Grow from left-over eba. where did they burgoen from? how did soup get spoilt ? How do maggots grow from faeces? who breath life to those thick-carapaced roaches From the toilet? what's the chemistry behind the formation of minute substances mere sights can't behold? what gave them life for existence? these ocean of questions, Sandwiched with Sleeveless wonderment championed my drive for the course "MICROBIOLOGY." so, the passion is well Nurtured.
wao, dats nice.. No wory na we go shake uniben..lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 6:09pm On Sep 02, 2015
http://www.heirloomroses.com/info/care/roses/thornless-roses/ grin
Ray360:

species like? don't direct me to Google o.. it would stick to memory if you tell me, it may not if I comb Google for it
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 6:09pm On Sep 02, 2015
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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by swisscarter(m): 6:12pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ijehk7:
She Broke up with me, i apologised
because i loved her. she agreed.we came
back together. i caught her cheating.i
threw her out. She insulted the poo out of
me. She blocks me on whatsapp after a
while unblocks talks poo and blocks
again. after a while i decided to block her.
she sends love messages, followed by
hateful messages, then love messages. i
mean this chick is crazy.
at least ur chick didnt miss her post ume exam and stopped talkin to u again :<
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 6:12pm On Sep 02, 2015
FuhckYhu:

adah dat almost snatched my man.
undecided

modified!
mistake
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 6:12pm On Sep 02, 2015
Depends on d type. I lyk diss rap battles with lots of punchlines flying around. I lyk watching battles cos I cnt rap.
GIYAZZ:
So you like Battle rap too?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Jackossky(m): 6:12pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ijehk7:
She Broke up with me, i apologised
because i loved her. she agreed.we came
back together. i caught her cheating.i
threw her out. She insulted the poo out of
me. She blocks me on whatsapp after a
while unblocks talks poo and blocks
again. after a while i decided to block her.
she sends love messages, followed by
hateful messages, then love messages. i
mean this chick is crazy.

She is funny
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 6:13pm On Sep 02, 2015
Jackossky:



Hmmmmmmm. Ray I can see your hands up in the air in a futile effort not to teach me those big grammars
You must teach me
I parted my lips in bold grin to salivate creek matrix jollof rice in the future grin
hahahahahhahah... you just dey whine me.. GrammAr no dey bring money o.. grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 6:13pm On Sep 02, 2015
Pukka36:
Babe awon caitlyn....I dnt knw U Osad


Ask Adah96

duuuh don't be ashamed of your girlhood cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 6:21pm On Sep 02, 2015
incase you all have forgotten
this is
UNIBEN 2015/2016 Admission Guide Thread

tk your love stories to romance section or Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise please

don't thank me...what are friends for? cheesy

i'll always b here to direct u smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by honorwrites(f): 6:25pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ray360:

What a gift grin . Will you teach me this enchanting art of tailoring words?
dey whyne me o. Whyner grin

Stories are evrywhere. If you walk from the end of your street and back, there's a story. Things to write are everywhere... Just imagine the actions, expressions and then write in english
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 6:27pm On Sep 02, 2015
honorwrites:
We started with burning candles, we read till our eyes began to bleed. We sniffed smoke from our kerosine lamps, and suffered cattarh thereafter.

Yes we went to Uniben. Great Uniben, she offered us seats in her home, gave us the chill of our lives... For once we forgot about the noise our fans made, and the one's that have completely refused to work and enjoyed the highest hospitality she could offer. Then we became serious as our wet palms moved the cusor to what we think was the answer... That's one thing about mutiple answers, the answer is always there.

...And then results of our efforts came forth and some still asked if they had hope but they also forgot to ask if they still gat faith.

So, it isn't over until the final bell goes then we can sing 'Now the day is over... We can now trek to Uniben'
Here we are again, as family. We are ready to trek to Uniben... SAI UNIBEN
wow.. Nice one.. i read it twice
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by GIYAZZ(m): 6:28pm On Sep 02, 2015
Venus007:
Depends on d type. I lyk diss rap battles with lots of punchlines flying around. I lyk watching battles cos I cnt rap.
Yaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!! I'm in love with you already!!!! cheesycheesycheesy

I'm a battle rapper! I got punchlines and bars too!!
Ask CreekReporter, he will tell you I'm not joking!!

Can we be friends? I mean, wow! You wanna see my battles? Errrm. . . Wow! I got some on text and some on audios. You wanna see my freestyles mixed up with illicit punchlines, mets and wordplays? Huh?? cheesycheesycheesy

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by kokubillions(m): 6:32pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ijehk7:
dats great man,, mor success to u.. Jst b determined d mor

Amen bro. Thanks
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 6:35pm On Sep 02, 2015
honorwrites:
dey whyne me o. Whyner grin

Stories are evrywhere. If you walk from the end of your street and back, there's a story. Things to write are everywhere... Just imagine the actions, expressions and then write in english
or Yoruba.....



Where r u from?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 6:36pm On Sep 02, 2015
rap battlers we also have a section for u

dont battle here....there is also a section for crushers n crushees
don't crush anybody here please
anyway we v doctors in the house to tk care of d crushees tho

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 6:42pm On Sep 02, 2015
stop asking wer she is from here...how will this kwestion guide any body in processing admission
use the pm button..
thank me later
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 6:42pm On Sep 02, 2015
lipsrsealed...adah96 help me tell dem ohh pukka36..venus007...wasup!

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 6:43pm On Sep 02, 2015
Ijehk7:
She Broke up with me, i apologised
because i loved her. she agreed.we came
back together. i caught her cheating.i
threw her out. She insulted the poo out of
me. She blocks me on whatsapp after a
while unblocks talks poo and blocks
again. after a while i decided to block her.
she sends love messages, followed by
hateful messages, then love messages. i
mean this chick is crazy.

Yh she insulted me till I was bout taking my life (I pray!)
she saw tears in my eyes, I saw them too but I wouldn't let it fall, "my pride has made me to lose such a beautiful woman", these were the words in my head. when she was done insulting me she started for the door, I grabbed her hand, spun her around and planted a kiss on those luscious palatable lips of hers, she was astounded, bewildered even, I could see it in her eyes, Then I knelt beside her and told her these words "I will always cherish you" Then she cried and hugged me.... *to be continued *

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 6:44pm On Sep 02, 2015
Lol. Wow! That's a lot. U knw what? Jst mention me in d next rap battle dat happens on NL.
GIYAZZ:
Yaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!! I'm in love with you already!!!! cheesycheesycheesy

I'm a battle rapper! I got punchlines and bars too!!
Ask CreekReporter, he will tell you I'm not joking!!

Can we be friends? I mean, wow! You wanna see my battles? Errrm. . . Wow! I got some on text and some on audios. You wanna see my freestyles mixed up with illicit punchlines, mets and wordplays? Huh?? cheesycheesycheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 6:45pm On Sep 02, 2015
and what r u people down der looking at? y can't you talk? do you all v boils In your mouth?
we have experienced doctors here tho...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 6:47pm On Sep 02, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Yaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!! I'm in love with you already!!!! cheesycheesycheesy

I'm a battle rapper! I got punchlines and bars too!!
Ask CreekReporter, he will tell you I'm not joking!!

Can we be friends? I mean, wow! You wanna see my battles? Errrm. . . Wow! I got some on text and some on audios. You wanna see my freestyles mixed up with illicit punchlines, mets and wordplays? Huh?? cheesycheesycheesy


in love with Who?...baba wait in line.. ahan... venus007 u gat some explaining to do.....
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 6:48pm On Sep 02, 2015
Adah96:
stop asking wer she is from here...how will this kwestion guide any body in processing admission
use the pm button..
thank me later


miss you have mb shey?...

holla me on whatsapp Make we finish am
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 6:48pm On Sep 02, 2015
Venus007:
http://www.heirloomroses.com/info/care/roses/thornless-roses/ grin
hahahah... insightful! was that from Google? no make me frown o
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 6:49pm On Sep 02, 2015
Venus remember to use the pm button ...don't explain marital issues here ...

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 6:50pm On Sep 02, 2015
honorwrites:
dey whyne me o. Whyner grin

Stories are evrywhere. If you walk from the end of your street and back, there's a story. Things to write are everywhere... Just imagine the actions, expressions and then write in english
For aspiring writers, the problem has always been how to start. You know, I can have an idea of a fictional story but lack the drive to put it in print..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 6:50pm On Sep 02, 2015
Lol. I dey oh. We jst dey enjoy UNIBEN's suspense. U?
itfreda:
lipsrsealed...adah96 help me tell dem ohh
pukka36..venus007...wasup!

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