Idowuogbo:

Sorry love ain't nobody got time to be going through chunks of nonsensicals. No offence#

stephenqueen:

Iya werey how u dey na?

prettythicksme:
baba werey i dey

Idowuogbo:

Lmao!!! Why dem no go complain? Body full ground to pratice moves but the only thing wey dey una brain na how una go reach the next stage of grand theft. Nonsense and peri peri

Tashaamania:

Or these are times you wish you had a car kidding ..Pele, se ògbo?
Not really cos of the rain. The catarrh came with malaria and now, it doesn't wanna leave.
Okay na, ask me anytime you remember.

So, it's been raining in Lagos too? I thought it was just Enugu.

Idowuogbo:

Allaji and I are good friends....Infact i dash am babe last year b4 she pick race.

KINGSAMURAI:
LOL practice moves, but why e b say we don ready to fire una go come dey bend neck con say im nt in the mood?

Idowuogbo:
Oahray darl, we won the battle o!!! Come take it!!! We pass them mehn....the legends are taking over big time

MhizDeedy:




Lol shey u see urself?


Hmmm young tho nd y? So u will be called daddy before u re 30? Or u don't want to marry late so u won't be buying jss1 textbook for ur first child wen u re 70 years?

Idowuogbo:

Bcus the spirit of 'shoki' don vamoose and the spirit of 'Jesus is our Lord and personal saviour' don enter.

KINGSAMURAI:
LOL abeg make i do aproko small, which babe nd why she pick race?

Oahray:
*jumps down from palm tree in slow motion*

*starts celebrating*

Wait o... Which battle?

lezz:
It's my staunch belief that a nagging, angry woman is always sex-deprived.

And this has built my attraction towards firsteva, I ask for the opportunity to present to nairalanders , a new firsteva much more gentle, feminine, happy and not so-full-of herself; a firsteva that has been fvck-transformed.

Idowuogbo:

Like I will tell you that one? You want them to make my e-life miserable? *singing* Abeg I no come for the trouble Oooooooooooooo.....i come for the money oooooooooooooo.....

lezz:
None taken. Just responding to your comment on "boring" jibes.

prettythicksme:
baba werey i dey

Classsyalabolas:


Why are you taking pills for my headache?..

Without me they have nothing else to discuss plus they are bored losers

only thing they have & I don't is the time to sit slothfully on internet all day ..so don't bother standing up me brov.

Classsyalabolas:


you would have to Root your phone ...

download these 5 applications first ..you can search for them on Google. make sure you download the Android format

•AutoproxyLit
•Root master
•Root Checker
•Titanium Backup
•SimpleAndroidserver

download these first then holla at me...I'll send you the code privately & you can start using it.
This is for MTN only..

AgapeCharis:
It's just for laughs. No biggie.

firstEVA:
the fact is I don't attack people for nothing, it's either I attack you in defence of others or in self defence (sometimes for nothing ), most have been in defence of people who. Are being bullied. I noticed your moniker for the first time when you attacked me in protection of your gay luv thesonofmark, I wanted to ignore you but you persisted, it was obvious you needed my attention desperately. That was when I started attacking you whenever it pleased me considering the fact that I had subdued and humbled you. You remember how u always cried that I was fighting like a man and how u begged coddedly that I show some feminine grace, when u realised I could not be cajoaled into being soft on you, you resorted to being a soft porn writer. It's a shame that almighty lezz, the self acclaimed warrior reduced himself to narration of sex scenes in attempt to appeal to my emotions and make me back out on the insults. Well, it worked, the fact is you lezz bent and fell for me, you chickened out like the chicken you are. I am human, I can't continue to insult you when you have shown so much remorse by turning from a self acclaimed warlord to the likes of snakie or so whose sole purpose on Nairaland is to write sex stories.

Well, I shall rest for now, when I seeyou attack anyone unnecessarily, I will come for your head, or whenever you feel you should attack me, I will give you back fire for fire. Enjoy your evening old man.

KINGSAMURAI:
LOL now i understand, but wait o, come 4 d money? u really apply 4 d levels?

Classsyalabolas:


What's with this wack Nigerian stereotypical belief that you ought to be 30 or close to it before you wed?

Abeg. ..Marriage is best enjoyed when both pardners are vim & youthful.

You want me get married at 45 when I'm losing my vibe?..how will I satisfy my newly wedded spouse when old age has plagued me with backaches & I can't pound what I'm suppose to pound properly ?

or don't you know that energetic copulation produces strong & intelligent children

Idowuogbo:

Hahahahaha... haba,the body count was getting too much na... had to send in the Popo.

Idowuogbo:

MY GOD!!! GIVE ME YOUR BF'S NUMBER BIKO! HE MUST KNACK YOU HELICOPTER STYLE THIS EVENING SO ALL DIS ENERGY WEY DEY OVERFLOW GO RELIEF YOU. CHEI! LORLOR, OZUGO NA....HIAN! YOU GO CHOP BAN O!!!

Idowuogbo:

Ehen na... try your luck tinz

BoboYekini:
Maybe if the guy drink Red Bull sha. FirstEVA She no dey tire, reminds me of you.

KINGSAMURAI:
LOL believe me u go get am, dats what my instints tell me, dats if u really apply, just watch!

Idowuogbo:

U b babalawo ni? You mean say e sure for me? Chei my pikims dem don begin shake ooo....

DashMeYansh:

Attention I have an announcement.


I dropped out of allied soccer. Its just to slow for me. Right now am fully committed to Track. God please Forgive me

Oahray:
hehehe... You for jus relax, na dem go tire. No one dies in an e-battle sef. My only ish with the fights is that they were boring. Nothing witty

I use style like bad tin sha. God bless my innocent soul

KINGSAMURAI:
lol funny, nor bother urself u don already get d levels already. "thank me later

AgapeCharis:
I've thought along that line too but who knows?


Whichever way, the guy was having fantasies of straffing either a fellow guy or an ogre.

You just wan fall the guy hand sha, no be only ogre na goblin. shey una no dey use eye see fine girl? Don't worry... you guys never see anything.

naijaboiy:

Who?

Nneka123 or missclassy?

If it's the latter then it's definitely a guy but as for the former,,i think it was just another girl that could not use her picture. Just like rubey.

Kachisbarbie:


You just wan fall the guy hand sha, no be only ogre na goblin. shey una no dey use eye see fine girl? Don't worry... you guys never see anything.


Wow
Never knew classy has been exposed too. Anyway, that one no well right from time, I was talking about nneka.

I guess they need the fantasy to survive reality.