Ijehk7:
jst giv her time.. U knw it hurts losing ur exam.. Jst try nd help her find sm solutions, even if she wuldnt listen, jst do it, wen she notice ur struggle.. She wuld want u d more

Ray360:

lol. my oga, Let me correct a proverbial fallacy that's common among many a people. excellent skills In writing or the Acumen to Use elephantine words doesn't make one a professor by default.
A professor is A scholar in a particular wing of academia who has amassed a plethora of knowledge in that specific field, And NOT one who Wields a mastery at Verbosity.

lordkvng:



in love with Who?...baba wait in line.. ahan... venus007 u gat some explaining to do.....

honorwrites:
sadly, I only get the inspiration to write poems when I lose someone close

And raps... No I don't.

honorwrites:
maybe that's cos I live in the west and even school in the west.... #shrugs

Princecalm:



Why can't you use what's app?

lordkvng:


oboy Na joke I dey joke

if u write Nigerian book like this ehn... e no go sell o..lol

dharay99:

#fytinq 4his property.!
Take warninq.!!!

Pukka36:
Miss Ordeliness Adah96

Tell em' jawe.

lordkvng:


Yh she insulted me till I was bout taking my life (I pray!)
she saw tears in my eyes, I saw them too but I wouldn't let it fall, "my pride has made me to lose such a beautiful woman", these were the words in my head. when she was done insulting me she started for the door, I grabbed her hand, spun her around and planted a kiss on those luscious palatable lips of hers, she was astounded, bewildered even, I could see it in her eyes, Then I knelt beside her and told her these words "I will always cherish you" Then she cried and hugged me.... *to be continued *

Ijehk7:
She Broke up with me, i apologised
because i loved her. she agreed.we came
back together. i caught her cheating.i
threw her out. She insulted the poo out of
me. She blocks me on whatsapp after a
while unblocks talks poo and blocks
again. after a while i decided to block her.
she sends love messages, followed by
hateful messages, then love messages. i
mean this chick is crazy.

Ray360:

hahahah... You just dey whine me
...

lordkvng:


r you lesbian?.. you admitted to being a girl earlier.. Cinderella dey one side first, go n find your prince charming.

dharay99:

Mods, plz help me move all
dez trash to d Dustbin------------>>>>

lordkvng:

lol see?... I intentionally said what I said Cuz I knew you'd reply with prolixity... I just wanted to catch u red handed

Ray360:

lol. my oga, Let me correct a proverbial fallacy that's common among many a people. excellent skills In writing or the Acumen to Use elephantine words doesn't make one a professor by default.
A professor is A scholar in a particular wing of academia who has amassed a plethora of knowledge in that specific field, And NOT one who Wields a mastery at Verbosity.

blueto:

#Fact

Ray360:

my oga, I stand on top transformer dey hail you o

blueto:
Chairman, I hail you in profusional cornucopia

Adah96:

GIYAZZ:
Yaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!! I'm in love with you already!!!!

I'm a battle rapper! I got punchlines and bars too!!
Ask CreekReporter, he will tell you I'm not joking!!

Can we be friends? I mean, wow! You wanna see my battles? Errrm. . . Wow! I got some on text and some on audios. You wanna see my freestyles mixed up with illicit punchlines, mets and wordplays? Huh??

Adah96:

I m gbless

Jackossky:
Lemme post this
There Is dis certain girl in my neighborhood,she is umm beautiful and kind of claim big gurlz class sha
And am also the type of guy that don't interact with people so much especially girls, some says am shy some says am a snake in a green grass.....

Many guys around the hood had gone to toast the girl which the girl usually replies them with slap or abuse
I always heard about her slapping spree,sometimes I do made jest of those guys she slapt
On a certain evening,the wind was cool and friendly,I was in the house replying some post on nairaland,my brother just rushes into the house and went into his room immediately I knows somtin was wrong,I entered his room and ask him "egbon,hope no p dis one wey u rush enter house so hope nothing happen" b4 I knew it Gboaaaa a heavy slap landed on my face I was trying to know the reason for his action he just pushed me back and closes his door.....
I don't think I can stay in that same roof with him coz I may do more damage so I went outside,I saw one of my friend seyi*whatsup seyi wetin dey happen na * he responded *Jake me just dey oo,u neva hear wetin happen,funmi dash it brother slap*
That's it,so funmi indirectly gave me a hot and resounsing slap ,I will be right back like karma ,actually I never gave a damn about her beauty but for she to hammer my brother slap which I received indirectly I will return the favour to her.
I left seyi and entered back info the house,I saw my brother he was trying to apologise but I just went into my room change into a different cloth,wore my silver wristwatch,dust my gucci slippers(Pam)and storm outside

Am on a mission,find funmi and return the favours in a more civilised way




If you want me to continue just type Continue ....I don't want to write a boring fictious story
Am a comm stud but just have some likings for writing so am sorry for the wrong grammers or ko
typos
Criticism is allowed

Adah96:
n u think a kiss can change someborry's mind just like that? u must b a learner