Venus007:
Lol. Wow! That's a lot. U knw what? Jst mention me in d next rap battle dat happens on NL.

ok cool. But won't you like to see the old ones? We've got a lot of d0pe ones. From the battles to the cypher down to the spars!

You wanna see them? Especially the one's I'm involved in.

Alryt. I'd love to.

GIYAZZ:
ok cool. But won't you like to see the old ones? We've got a lot of d0pe ones. From the battles to the cypher down to the spars!

You wanna see them? Especially the one's I'm involved in.

Venus007:
Alryt. I'd love to.

And I'm gonna show them to you! Just wait. . . I'm in a meeting now, when I get back, I'm taking you on a looooong ride! Whoo whooo!


CreekReporter, I see you

Ray360:

hmm . mood is a core compass for writing, What if when you pass an exam? the inspiration still doesn't come?

I did rather write an essay than write poem

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I went to a rendezvous point where I think funmi would be but unfortunately I can't find her there but I saw some of her friends ...on seeing me they started hailing me *Jake the father (unto say I no gree get gf) * I just laughed it out

Umm please am looking for funmi,they were surprised* Jake you meant you want to see femi she is at home she just left,hope itz not what we are thinking
I laughed,no it not what you gurlz are thinking i just came to tell her somtin
One of the girls answered * okay we bliv you,go and check her at home*as I was about to leave they continued hailing ( Jake the father,Jake the father*Catholic fathers don't born nor have gf that is why they calls me that ) .....
On getting to funmi's house I met her parents leaving for an occasion mybe they want to go to one village meeting,,who knows?,I greeted them the way a true Lagos boy greet they answered in unison *Jake pele,how is ur mom* she is fine ma ...I asked hope funmi is at home ,her mum answered yes go inside she is in the parlour watching films,as you can see we are going for Felicia wedding ceremony* I responded okay ma,lemme go and meet funmi in the house
P.s almost every parent in my neighborhood likes me and also trust me.....they are all aware of the Jake the father propaganda, so they have 100% trust in me

I went inside and saw funmi watching a classical movie (robinhood) when she saw me she was surprised coz this will be the first time of me speaking to her,
Hey funmi xup,she responded Jake am cool oo,I move forward to her and started staring at her eyes,she was not comfortable so she asked Jake why are you looking at me like this.. I responded funmi hope your boyfriend is taking care of you well ,coz there are snatchers out there that may snatch take her especially me ...
She was more than surprised by what she just heard, coz she never think Jake the father can says that..... She just looked at me and when she don't knows what to say she ushered me to sit

Thanks funmi I thought you don't want me to seat down,she said " no oo Jake so hows your gf" I told her "actually I don't have a gf now besides that is why am here" she laughed "Jake I don't know you can talk like this oo''

Hey Peepz the story is getting too long and there is a traffic jam occurring in my head now.
Lemme just summarised wht happeb

After some month she accept me got possessive,, everybody was wondering. ....in the long run I broke her heart

I think that is worth a slap coz I never liked her in the first place ....itz not as if I left her for another girl,I just did somtin unimaginable
I drew a time table for she to be meeting me,I wrote like20 rules for her .....I told her when she sees me with my friend she should not be possessive about,I did some unimaginable things that I later regret........





Thanks for reading my amateur short story
By jake

Jackossky:
I went to a rendezvous point where I think funmi would be but unfortunately I can't find her there but I saw some of her friends ...on seeing me they started hailing me *Jake the father (unto say I no gree get gf) * I just laughed it out

Umm please am looking for funmi,they were surprised* Jake you meant you want to see femi she is at home she just left,hope itz not what we are thinking
I laughed,no it not what you gurlz are thinking i just came to tell her somtin
One of the girls answered * okay we bliv you,go and check her at home*as I was about to leave they continued hailing ( Jake the father,Jake the father*Catholic fathers don't born nor have gf that is why they calls me that ) .....
On getting to funmi's house I met her parents leaving for an occasion mybe they want to go to one village meeting,,who knows?,I greeted them the way a true Lagos boy greet they answered in unison *Jake pele,how is ur mom* she is fine ma ...I asked hope funmi is at home ,her mum answered yes go inside she is in the parlour watching films,as you can see we are going for Felicia wedding ceremony* I responded okay ma,lemme go and meet funmi in the house
P.s almost every parent in my neighborhood likes me and also trust me.....they are all aware of the Jake the father propaganda, so they have 100% trust in me

I went inside and saw funmi watching a classical movie (robinhood) when she saw me she was surprised coz this will be the first time of me speaking to her,
Hey funmi xup,she responded Jake am cool oo,I move forward to her and started staring at her eyes,she was not comfortable so she asked Jake why are you looking at me like this.. I responded funmi hope your boyfriend is taking care of you well ,coz there are snatchers out there that may snatch take her especially me ...
She was more than surprised by what she just heard, coz she never think Jake the father can says that..... She just looked at me and when she don't knows what to say she ushered me to sit

Thanks funmi I thought you don't want me to seat down,she said " no oo Jake so hows your gf" I told her "actually I don't have a gf now besides that is why am here" she laughed "Jake I don't know you can talk like this oo''

Hey Peepz the story is getting too long and there is a traffic jam occurring in my head now.
Lemme just summarised wht happeb

After some month she accept me got possessive,, everybody was wondering. ....in the long run I broke her heart

I think that is worth a slap coz I never liked her in the first place ....itz not as if I left her for another girl,I just did somtin unimaginable
I drew a time table for she to be meeting me,I wrote like20 rules for her .....I told her when she sees me with my friend she should not be possessive about,I did some unimaginable things that I later regret........





Thanks for reading my amateur short story
By jake

NEVER! I repeat, NEVER! Never u break a girl's heart.

Pukka36:

Hi Freda lala

dwarling

CreekReporter:
now I'm crying because of fummi.

Hey the story na fiction oo with fictious character
I don't even know who is funmi

Amanda(creek)so u r now a male "coughs"i tot u enjoyed bin my sister.

Jackossky:

Hey the story na fiction oo with fictious character I don't even know who is funmi

Na lie abeg. Na true life story

Otibho80:
Amanda(creek)so u r now a male "coughs"i tot u enjoyed bin my sister.

hahaha. it is what it is bae. I'm now you're brother. lol

Princecalm:




how do you Mean?

I don't v mb ....am hembeless .....that's wah I meant

I was only kidding tho

CreekReporter:

hahaha. it is what it is bae. I'm now you're brother. lol

lol....ok,so d story don finish,oya u tell us ur own

Otibho80:
lol....ok,so d story don finish,oya u tell us ur own

but I ain't no story teller

Jackossky:


Hey the story na fiction oo with fictious character
I don't even know who is funmi

so u broke funmi's hrt?haba its not fair.Abeg continue d story jare.

Jackossky:

Hey the story na fiction oo with fictious character I don't even know who is funmi

so u broke funmi's hrt?haba its not fair.Abeg continue d story jare.

Otibho80:
so u broke funmi's hrt?haba its not fair.Abeg continue d story jare.

don't mind him jare

CreekReporter:

don't mind him jare

lol

Mr Jake...even Uchiha Madara isnt that heartless...BTW yoruba girl wey dey vex don eva swear 4 u??

CreekReporter:


lwtmb.. dat mean say you Neva see kiss be dat oh. there are some kind of kisses that will make u forget all your sorrows. now It's obvious you're the learner here

yea ryt rme
kiss can never Mk a wrong ...right., kiss ain't washing ur sins away...I don't care if your mouth/lips manufactures ice.cream ...u do a wrong n think a kiss is gonna settle it?....a slap awaits u....realest learner
-_-

CreekReporter:
good night e'erybody.

good night miss OT (otibho)

gudnyt

Adah96:

yea ryt rme
kiss can never Mk a wrong ...right., kiss ain't washing ur sins away...I don't care if your mouth/lips manufactures ice.cream ...u do a wrong n think a kiss is gonna settle it?....a slap awaits u....realest learner
-_-

Seems u speak from experience

swisscarter:
Seems u speak from experience

I don't understand....

CreekReporter:
good night e'erybody.

good night miss OT (otibho)

gud nite dear,its like ur ba3 is low?no lite abi?

Adah96:

yea ryt rme
kiss can never Mk a wrong ...right., kiss ain't washing ur sins away...I don't care if your mouth/lips manufactures ice.cream ...u do a wrong n think a kiss is gonna settle it?....a slap awaits u....realest learner
-_-

lol. you're lucky that I wanna goan sleep. we'll probably discuss this some other time.

but just know that there are some real bad a.ss kissers out there who can kiss Paradise in and out of you.

there's this popular saying, a kiss will just be a kiss until u meet the one you love.


you don ever see where kiss dey give person belle? hehe just common kiss wey I kiss one Igbo girl last year, the girl carry belle.


indeed there is kiss inside kiss. lol


good night Lady Adah

Otibho80:
gud nite dear,its like ur ba3 is low?no lite abi?

no oh! my battery is fully charged. I just want to sleep early today

itfreda:
gudnyt

Good night Queen Fredah

CreekReporter:

Good night Queen Fredah

tenkz servant..u rili nid to sleep early...uve worked too much 2dae