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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by sinizia: 12:27am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Idowuogbo: No dey deceive me jare. We both know Sèun won't consider you, because if he does, your werey wey don reduce will die finally. And he needs your madness to drive market. Na biz guy Séun be na. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:28am On Sep 03, 2015 |
naija1stpikin: Lol, I don't know. why not ask them Gurgle is the sound that liquid makes when it passes through a hollow space Like when you hear water passing through a pipe. Or when you "gurgle" with your mouthwash |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naija1stpikin: 12:29am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Gurgle:So that's what you are? |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:30am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Lol yea TrapLORD: |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:32am On Sep 03, 2015 |
naija1stpikin: No, its just a random word I picked when trying to think of a moniker So I guess you think youre Nigerias 1st pikin..lie lie or are you one of the Buharis |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrBasketball: 12:33am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Idowuogbo:And how is that even conc? |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:33am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Aight cool So it was last year I just came back from my University after failing my first year and getting several carryovers . My home based boys in Maryland decided to treat me to a strip club. Of course I was 18~20 at the time I.e not drinking age yet We went to one of the shady parts of town gave our fake Ids and got in. Teenage hormones were running high Later I got drunk for the first time in my life. I don't really remember much but I know I had sex with a stripper. Like a week later, I was boasting to my boys of how I straddled an Asian beauty only to discover from them that I had F***ed a Transgender . Thank God I was Drunk sha and couldn't remember MrBasketball: 1 Like |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:33am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Gurgle:Too busy for rats these days, can't remember the last time I ate one sef, prolly a month ago or so. Why do you think you can eat one now? What did I do today? What accountants do; post into ledgers, reconcile accounts, analyze and prepare reports, fund management and some more boring sh1t as well. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:34am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Vote? Which thread lol, they vote for mod? Idowuogbo: |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by naija1stpikin: 12:35am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Gurgle:Yes. I am. Maybe I'm the most important Nigerian I don't think, I KNOW I am |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Ishilove: 12:35am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Idowuogbo:I know, that's why I said you no go fit chop the food |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 12:36am On Sep 03, 2015 |
sinizia:He will consider me...Our in-house babalawo kingsamurai don see vision. I'm the chosen one walai |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:37am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Ishilove:Who teach you how to write Yoruba so well like this? |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Ishilove: 12:37am On Sep 03, 2015 |
FriedPlantain:My brain began to zone out when I got to the bolded. I hate figures!! |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Ishilove: 12:37am On Sep 03, 2015 |
FriedPlantain:Ibile ni mi |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 12:38am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Ishilove:Lmao! I wan experience the koko. I still think you guys are harsh on him. I really do feel sorry for him with all these alayebaje scammers. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 12:38am On Sep 03, 2015 |
FriedPlantain:She's good huh? Shame catch me o! |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 12:39am On Sep 03, 2015 |
MrBasketball:For me, it is. Gat a problem with it? |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Ishilove: 12:40am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Idowuogbo:@bolded, I have known the truth, and the truth sent me running |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 12:40am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Sassybae:We use to. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 12:40am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Ishilove:Hmmmm.....oro nla! Na wa. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrBasketball: 12:41am On Sep 03, 2015 |
DashMeYansh: You would have asked for p***y for confirmation. And you might asked, seems you where drunk he will definitely denied you to confirm, and allowed you to hit it from behind... Gosh! Funny story. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Ishilove: 12:41am On Sep 03, 2015 |
TrapLORD:Hmmm... Sinnzu? Can't be funlord, you sound too civil to be funlord, so this must be Sinnzu. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:42am On Sep 03, 2015 |
FriedPlantain: Lol I don't know, I just feel less disgusted by the idea now Lol! It will all be worth it in the end |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:42am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Ishilove:Ibile ko, Reminisce ni. You write the language so well, you prolly had your formative years in the South West I guess. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Ishilove: 12:43am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Idowuogbo:You don't know the half of it. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrBasketball: 12:43am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Idowuogbo:Go and sit down... Don't misquote me here. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:43am On Sep 03, 2015 |
naija1stpikin: Lol. I don't believe you me and you na the same low level In fact I think you should rename yourself Gurgle1 |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:44am On Sep 03, 2015 |
I just thank God that na Heart of Stone I get. Can you imagine the psychological trauma it could have caused. Am sha happy that's one of the reasons I vowed that would be my first and last time getting drunk. The crazy thing was I lost $200 to the girl or is it boy MrBasketball: |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Idowuogbo(f): 12:44am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Ishilove: 12:45am On Sep 03, 2015 |
FriedPlantain:Won bi mi l'eko. Lmao@Reminisce! Where is that nigga sef? How time flies sha. Aaliyah's 'back and forth' is playing on the teevee now and I'm like wondering where the fvck time is rushing to. |
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Ishilove: 12:45am On Sep 03, 2015 |
Idowuogbo:Hokay, I go PM you now now |
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