Idowuogbo:

Thanks o jare... i will give you immunity when I reach there.

naija1stpikin:

Ok. So why are they screaming your name? And what is gurgle?

Gurgle:


Lol, I don't know. why not ask them

Gurgle is the sound that liquid makes when it passes through a hollow space

Like when you hear water passing through a pipe. Or when you "gurgle" with your mouthwash

TrapLORD:
hehehehe shudda sing u a lullaby?

naija1stpikin:

So that's what you are?

Idowuogbo:
Too konk o!! I no grab.

Aight cool

So it was last year I just came back from my University after failing my first year and getting several carryovers . My home based boys in Maryland decided to treat me to a strip club. Of course I was 18~20 at the time I.e not drinking age yet

We went to one of the shady parts of town gave our fake Ids and got in. Teenage hormones were running high Later I got drunk for the first time in my life. I don't really remember much but I know I had sex with a stripper. Like a week later, I was boasting to my boys of how I straddled an Asian beauty only to discover from them that I had F***ed a Transgender . Thank God I was Drunk sha and couldn't remember

MrBasketball:

I don't hear comments on Nairaland I read comments.

Gurgle:


Yeah it was ok

Yeah I have been in school so I was quite tired. It was nice lol

What about you, what did you do today

Caught any more rats? I think I can eat one now

Too busy for rats these days, can't remember the last time I ate one sef, prolly a month ago or so. Why do you think you can eat one now?

What did I do today? What accountants do; post into ledgers, reconcile accounts, analyze and prepare reports, fund management and some more boring sh1t as well.

Idowuogbo:

Vote for me

Gurgle:


No, its just a random word I picked when trying to think of a moniker

So I guess you think youre Nigerias 1st pikin..lie lie or are you one of the Buharis

Idowuogbo:

Oh thanks! I no go vomit o ishilove...na him go purge.

sinizia:


No dey deceive me jare. We both know Sèun won't consider you, because if he does, your werey wey don reduce will die finally. And he needs your madness to drive market. Na biz guy Séun be na.

Ishilove:

Lol. Ti e ba je ounje ti mo je, e ma bi

Who teach you how to write Yoruba so well like this?

FriedPlantain:
Too busy for rats these days, can't remember the last time I ate one sef, prolly a month ago or so. Why do you think you can eat one now?

What did I do today? What accountants do; post into ledgers, reconcile accounts, analyze and prepare reports, find management and some more boring sh1t as well.

FriedPlantain:

Who teach you how to write Yoruba so well like this?

Ishilove:

I know, that's why I said you no go fit chop the food

FriedPlantain:

Who teach you how to write Yoruba so well like this?

MrBasketball:

And how is that even conc?

Idowuogbo:

Lmao! I wan experience the koko. I still think you guys are harsh on him. I really do feel sorry for him with all these alayebaje scammers.

Sassybae:
Vote? Which thread lol, they vote for mod?

Ishilove:

@bolded, I have known the truth, and the truth sent me running

DashMeYansh:

Aight cool

So it was last year I just came back from my University after failing my first year and getting several carryovers . My home based boys in Maryland decided to treat me to a strip club. Of course I was 18~20 at the time I.e not drinking age yet

We went to one of the shady parts of town gave our fake Ids and got in. Teenage hormones were running high Later I got drunk for the first time in my life. I don't really remember much but I know I had sex with a stripper. Like a week later, I was boasting to my boys of how I straddled an Asian beauty only to discover from them that I had F***ed a Transgender . Thank God I was Drunk sha and couldn't remember

TrapLORD:
You're not far from the truth. A goddam JAMBITE who should be busy studying for next years exams, but he spends his entire day here seeking attention. I dont pity him tho..

FriedPlantain:
Too busy for rats these days, can't remember the last time I ate one sef, prolly a month ago or so. Why do you think you can eat one now?

What did I do today? What accountants do; post into ledgers, reconcile accounts, analyze and prepare reports, find management and some more boring sh1t as well.

Ishilove:

Ibile ni mi

Ibile ko, Reminisce ni.

You write the language so well, you prolly had your formative years in the South West I guess.

Idowuogbo:

Hmmmm.....oro nla! Na wa.

Idowuogbo:
For me, it is. Gat a problem with it?

naija1stpikin:

Yes. I am. Maybe I'm the most important Nigerian
I don't think, I KNOW I am

I just thank God that na Heart of Stone I get. Can you imagine the psychological trauma it could have caused.


Am sha happy that's one of the reasons I vowed that would be my first and last time getting drunk. The crazy thing was I lost $200 to the girl or is it boy

MrBasketball:



You would have asked for p***y for confirmation.

And you might asked, seems you where drunk he will definitely denied you to confirm, and allowed you to hit it from behind... Gosh!

Funny story.

Ishilove:

You don't know the half of it.

FriedPlantain:
Ibile ko, Reminisce mi.

You write the language so well, you prolly had your formative years in the South West I guess.

Idowuogbo:

When you no gree gist me nko

No mails, nothing!