stoicism:
She committed suicide.

Did she die?

saaedlee:
She sent a mail to mtn and airtel requesting that my lines be blocked

hahahhaha.. now, this is serious!

themonk:
she asked me if we could still kip the sex part

friends with benefits

sandracoopert:
Begged me for a last sex.
#shy#bye#

And did you give him?

[quote author=solomikky post=37604242]After Almost 15 months, we started talking again and she promised to come down just to visit,telling me to send her t.p,meanwhile she was already heavily pregnant for an unknown man.Her sister told me about the situation and I kept mute,making fake promises about d t.p,and finally she gave birth.Her sister called to tell me about d baby,so I called to congratulate her and she cut-off d line and has since refused to pick up.The hilarious thing was d fact dat she wanted to scam me,not knowing dat I was only catching fun with her stupidity. [/quo
Twas her sister that saved u if not she for play u maga

sandracoopert:
Begged me for a last sex.
#shy#bye#

lol it's normal

Cameleon72:
I don't have an Ex and i don't think I will have any... *am i an Introvert*

you're married??

mine locked me inside the room, and refused to open d door for me to go out. It took much pleading from her frnds b4 she opened d door for me to go out. And on my way going out she descended on me, hitting me hard with the cup she was holding. Her frnd had to step in and stop her, cos I didn't rily want to beat her up, since it's not actually in me to beat up gals no matter wat they do. it's better I end the relationship n walk away dan beat up any gal.

are u kidding me,u need to see curse," he called it " Everlasting curse", lik I was d one DAT caused it.

sandracoopert:


It hurts only one person. But never me. #shy gurl#

The funniest thing in this thread to me z ur use of #hashtag ...

#thankmelater

petkoffDrake:

ur not the one right?

I am the one

My story is kinna complicated, My Ex....is my Next, we brkup and bangup...

This moment its over, the nxt moment we r sweating it out...

After the 1st brkup, she visited, (there was a female colleague in my crib that weekend), she tryd initiating 3some wid ha...*buh didnt succeed*

Dunno wat to call it shaa...buh each time I get on her nerves, she threatens to break my wind shield - #windscreen.

We r Exes, our rlshp has been and is still wierd and crazy...

*the dude thats tryin to wife ha doesnt know abt us*

Think I need help a shrink maybe.

Rukkydelta:

I'll be the best mum ever and you'll never regret having me as your mother

godforbid

enoqueen:
He would call me when he wants to cum during masturbation and murmur "I look u baby and I am f**king u right now bla bla bla...." till he cum.

He kept doing this till I changed my line.

hehehehehehe very funny

IBBG:
mine locked me inside the room, and refused to open d door for me to go out. It took much pleading from her frnds b4 she opened d door for me to go out. And on my way going out she descended on me, hitting me hard with the cup she was holding. Her frnd had to step in and stop her, cos I didn't rily want to beat her up, since it's not actually in me to beat up gals no matter wat they do. it's better I end the relationship n walk away dan beat up any gal.

eeyah! Dat was a very nice move u made there

luckingcurvy:
are u kidding me,u need to see curse," he called it " Everlasting curse", lik I was d one DAT caused it.

hehehehehe, he must have been very hurt.

summerflame:
Mine aborted our unborn child after 2 weeks if breaking up. Her loss, my gain

are u related to tuface?

luckingcurvy:
are u kidding me,u need to see curse," he called it " Everlasting curse", lik I was d one DAT caused it.

lol na fustration, bt wat realy happend

my litl observation every1 here claimed to b saints who never acted craxy over brk ups well dats ok i would hv said mine but av not had a real gf

Morals
1. Dont gv a crazy bitch ur spare key no mata how d love shaks u
2. though sex itslf is risky talk more of an unprotectd sex + with an ex
3.no matter how crazy u fall in lov save some sens nd liver for d hrt brk
4.i guess number 3 summed it up
I love u (me) my litl observation every1 here claimed to b saints who never acted craxy over brk ups well dats ok i would hv said mine but av not had a real gf

Morals
1. Dont gv a crazy bitch ur spare key no mata how d love shaks u
2. though sex itslf is risky talk more of an unprotectd sex + with an ex
3.no matter how crazy u fall in lov save some sens nd liver for d hrt brk
4.i guess number 3 summed it up
I love u (me)

All my pictures she had she photo shopped them and made them so horrible and sent them to me through whatsapp...it was funny and crazy...Then when I tried to reply she said I Love you....WTF

nwadiuko1:
7/7/ 1977

bla.k ax

nwadiuko1:
7/7/ 1977

bla.k ax

nwadiuko1:
7/7/ 1977

bla.k ax

[quote author=Otu7 post=37603563]broke up wit her cos I jus cudnt mari her 4 so many reasons & she undastood d reasons but wonted me 2take d bull by d horn wich I bluntly refused. she sent me hate msges deleted me.frm.her social.platforms. afta a while we became frens. jus frens but wen eva she was in town we always had sex even.dou she knew am.already engaged. she tot good sex cud win me ov a but it neva worked. so she sent fren request 2 my lady & started peddling.stories of hw my lady is a LovePeddler & stuffs like dat. at first she pretended 2b good frens wit her only 2 turn bak & start spoiling her mind wit malicious lies. I neva knew she secretly snapped a pics of myself unclad wit her. she stil went ahead 2 show my lady d pics. telin her dat I promised 2dump.my current boo & mari her. no b small tin o
wen I knew she wot she was up 2. I secretly invited her 4 peace talks. bleeped her so well. & chased her away wit my belt. but iy stil.didnt end
dderr. she went & reported 2d police dat she is a prostitute & we bargained on 50k now I refused 2 pay. it was @ dat point dat my current boo came 2my rescue. no b small tin o
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But daddy u can lie ooooo.When did tortoise fall and now cracked it back ?

She returned all the things I bought for her.

Every body is just saying his own perspective of the break up.
No one is saying what he/she did wrong or the promises that were said but left unfulfilled.

ALL BROKEN RELATIONS ARE AS A RESULTS OF BROKEN AGREEMENTS.

He promised her marriage
she promised not to cheat
You promised no sex
They promised to stop lieing.
We promised to love each other despite all faults
And many other such promises
Now we cant keep the promises after eating and enjoying the benefits of those promises And we break up and expect no crazy reactions?

We are all now saints.

God help us and our exs...and future significant others.

Spydamannn:
All my pictures she had she photo shopped them and made them so horrible and sent them to me through whatsapp...it was funny and crazy...Then when I tried to reply she said I Love you....WTF

funny!

fowowe411:
She returned all the things I bought for her.

did u collect them?

internetpo:
Every body is just saying his own perspective of the break up.
No one is saying what he/she did wrong or the promises that were said but left unfulfilled.

ALL BROKEN RELATIONS ARE AS A RESULTS OF BROKEN AGREEMENTS.

He promised her marriage
she promised not to cheat
You promised no sex
They promised to stop lieing.
We promised to love each other despite all faults
And many other such promises
Now we cant keep the promises after eating and enjoying the benefits of those promises And we break up and expect no crazy reactions?

We are all now saints.

God help us and our exs...and future significant others.

amen oooooooo

jonaifame22:
you bam!

do.dos

Threatened me with the police wyl I roll with d army crew! I laffd coz 'twas juz crazy..

She came visiting, only to stumble over my current baes clothes and she started shedding tears

jonaifame22:
na so na 7up

I been dey live for kenneth kauda HT street but prsent L.