trending on twitter


The President and his Vice yesterday disclosed their asset and in the statement President Buhari said he has only one bank account, with the Union Bank. Since then Union bank has been number one trending topic on twitter.


https://mobile.twitter.com/search??s=tren&p=c&q=%22Union%20Bank%22

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How that one take concern me

Me sef wan go open account for union bank... ..if Buhari can put all his eggs in their basket, then what am I doing with four diff accounts?

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This one is strong

MORE....

UNION BANK......hhehehehe

Baba don do free advert. I sure say him get endorsement deals

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Everybody used to yarb us, now they want to join us. Hahaha it's good to be big, strong and reliable. Thanks sai baba

Don't be surprised if you see many pple rushing to open account wt Union Bank tomorrow coz dey knw der money s secured wt PMB as d number one customer

haha Union Ban
..Seriously there is nothing God cannot do.

Union Bank, Buhari's bank

Jeez!
Nigerians can be so hysterical and hell of noise makers,they just take light of every issue,joke and make a nonsense of it.

Can someone tell me why the heck union bank is trending for the wrong reason on Nigeria's Twitter ?

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Jeez!
Nigerians can be so hysterical and hell of noise makers,they just take light of every issue,joke and make a nonsense of it.

Can someone tell me why the heck union bank is trending for the wrong reason on Nigeria's Twitter ?

Pls do me a favour

Your monicker plus up.

*singing union bank, big strong reliable*

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Union bank! Big strong reliable!

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Ok enjoy

Nigerians sha

I am also joining union Bank first thing tomorrow morning

Union bank staff will resume work later this morning wondering where all these crowds came from .

It was the horse that attracted baba. He saw the horse logo, remembered all the durbars he used to watch as a boy and it created a bond between the two.

I am sure the account was opened in their Area 3, Abuja office; where they have a sturdy house standing infront of the building. On the day the account was opened, baba walked close and touched the horse, he felt the legs and certified it strong. He also took cognisance of the fact that horse represents strenght.

He went in...

Baba: "good mornin, how are you?"

Bank clerk: "good morning sir"

Baba: "please, is your bank the owner of the horse outside?"

Bank clerk: "horse?...oh, the logo..yes sir"

Baba: "ok,you people must like horses very well..?"

Bank clerk: "yes we do sir"

Baba: "that is good! I prefer cows, but I like horses too. I just have fewer horses than cows"

Bank clerk: "ok sir. May be you can open an account for your horses and cows here"

Baba: "sure?"

Bank clerk: "yes sir"

Baba: "ok. I hope 5000 will be enough to open the account?"

Bank clerk: "yes sir. What is your name sir?"

Baba: "Muhammadu Buhari..."

Bank clerk: "General Buhari !..."

Baba: "don't bother with the general"


If any bank wants baba as a customer, they should hurry to the Ministry of trades and Investment and change their trademark and logo to the following;

1. Cow

2. Mud houses

3. Military boots.

4. Helmet

5. Carmouflage uniform

6. Plot number of the land in Port-Harcourt not found yet.

knw matter what is said about Union bank , I think its all trash...4a financial institution to stand the test of time ...i think such bank deserved a pat on the back........but some of their workers old sha..

if u see their customer service guy in ikoyi ehn! .....u will knw he is a complete wailing wailer.

funny thou Nigerians n sercarsm

Union bank marketers must be licking their lips in delight. PmB just gave them something to feed on.

So that bank is still in existence?

tobimillar:
Me sef wan go open account for union bank... ..if Buhari can put all his eggs in their basket, then what am I doing with four diff accounts?

na dat your 15 thousand naira monthly salary you dey call money?mtcheeeeeeew

Union Bank..... Building a simpler smarter bank.