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Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by Nobody: 1:05am On Sep 03, 2015
cyprus000:
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Lol..cheesygrin

Its really funny how you brought up the "more man" ish.
If there is anything I love the most,its practical.
I camp in Abj. If you find any of my views provoking and really want to put a stop to it.
I advice you come for my head,dats the only way to stop me.
I will gladly give you my adress,but make sure you bring your coffin alongangry.

Now to your other vapid shitt about "mysogynist".

Wow,I consider that has a complement.
I don't have to prove to anyone otherwise,cos cyprus don't give a _fuck about peoples opine.



on the flipside. You know what I think of you?.


I think that you are a dumshity vermin-ridden witless caprophagiac lummox,who emanate foolishness and cowardice.

You are a waste of time.
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LMAO.. oh wow.. i'm sure you were jerking off while typing a sentence almost as retarded as you are. You strike me as yet another fool suffering from erectile dysfunction and the only way to find "release" is trolling on the internet. Shame on you. Please, do NOT breed. #enoughsaid

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Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by Nobody: 1:10am On Sep 03, 2015
Oh, and next time you decided to type up a heap of bull-shyt, run your sentences by auto-correct. Someone might eventually take you seriously. Stupidity sure is a disease and yours clearly have no cure. smh

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Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by cyprus000: 1:11am On Sep 03, 2015
KittenPaws:


LMAO.. oh wow.. i'm sure you were jerking off while typing a sentence almost as retarded as you are. You strike me as yet another fool suffering from erectile dysfunction and the only way to find "release" is trolling on the internet. Shame on you. Please, do NOT breed. #enoughsaid
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WTF.

I can't believe that I was having a chit chat with a female.
I know who you are,for your info.

Now go and sleep bittch. Before I change my mind about giving you a befitting burial.
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Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by Nobody: 1:15am On Sep 03, 2015
cyprus000:

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WTF.

I can't believe that I was having a chit chat with a female.
I know who you are,for your info.

Now go and sleep bittch. Before I change my mind about giving you a befitting burial.
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Haha are you mad you got owned by a female? Please, do reveal my identity. "biitch"? LMAO just when i thought you couldn't sink any lower! hahaha... a round of applause.. you are Nairaland's biggest oaf!

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Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by cyprus000: 1:26am On Sep 03, 2015
KittenPaws:


Haha are you mad you got owned by a female? Please, do reveal my identity. "biitch"? LMAO just when i thought you couldn't sink any lower! hahaha... a round of applause.. you are Nairaland's biggest oaf!
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It is evident you are abortive-fetus-ridden brainscoop,Incogitable,hogwass-Corpulented braindead-Lummox.

leprachaun sasquatch,spastic iok whose place if abode is cess pool.

A wool brain dogshit who seek attention.

It is pathetic that a complex and sensitive nation like our's will allow such cretinous abomination,have access to cyber space.


Now pay attention bittch. This is your last attention from me,until you face me with your main acct.


Then we can talk..vapid scum
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Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by mekaboy(m): 1:33am On Sep 03, 2015
cyprus000:

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It is evident you are a abortion-fetus-ridden motherfucking brainscoop,Incogitable,hogwass-Corpulented brain-Lummox baaaaaastard!

leprachaun sasquatch,spastic iok whose place if abode is cess pool.

A wool brain dogshit who seek attention.

It is pathetic that a complex and sensitive nation has our's will allow such cretinous abomination,have access cyber space.
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Young man, will u carry your foolish self and your partner out of this thread.

Op thats the microwave generation we live in.

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Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by cyprus000: 1:39am On Sep 03, 2015
mekaboy:


Young man, will u carry your foolish self and your partner out of this thread.

Op thats the microwave generation we live in.
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Which dog cage did this pyscho/sapiopathetic heap of shitt,crip from


Who opened and loosed you from your cage??
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Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by vani86: 4:56am On Sep 03, 2015
OP. I can feel your pain, you sef dey try to still be with the girl, whenever i notice she can't or don't like cooking, that is the last time she is coming to my house.

Some girls think all a guy needs in a relationship is sex,

No darlings, sex and food
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by Nobody: 7:03am On Sep 03, 2015
Emodeee:

What's ya favorite food that u like cooking?
i like cooking all food except banga soup
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by Holuhwahpehlumi(f): 8:01am On Sep 03, 2015
plz u guys should continue @ mekaboy, am loving it
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by osile2012: 10:25pm On Sep 03, 2015
Holuhwahpehlumi:
plz u guys should continue @ mekaboy, am loving it

This one u are loving it, hope u can cook.
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by Pidggin(f): 1:38am On Sep 04, 2015
osile2012:


This one u are loving it, hope u can cook.

I don't get it, you like some certain meals but you can't prepare them, yet you have two hands and a brain. Cooking doesn't kill, it's not an exclusive preserve for ladies only, go into your kitchen and fix yourself a proper meal it doesn't take more than 30 mins to cook a nice pot of soup.
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by Medunah: 1:51am On Sep 04, 2015
vani86:
OP. I can feel your pain, you sef dey try to still be with the girl, whenever i notice she can't or don't like cooking, that is the last time she is coming to my house.

Some girls think all a guy needs in a relationship is sex,

No darlings, sex and food
So all u need in a relationship is ONLY sex and food?? shocked shocked
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by osile2012: 2:00am On Sep 04, 2015
Pidggin:


I don't get it, you like some certain meals but you can't prepare them, yet you have two hands and a brain. Cooking doesn't kill, it's not an exclusive preserve for ladies only, go into your kitchen and fix yourself a proper meal it doesn't take more than 30 mins to cook a nice pot of soup.

So i will marry and still be preparing my meals ? Dont tell me how its done abroad this is africa, naija.
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by khiaa(f): 2:22am On Sep 04, 2015
sulmeza:
lol...calm down bro....u can teach her how to prepare ur favoryt delicacies...problem solved..

Better yet, he can cook it for himself. grin

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Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by Truckpusher(m): 2:36am On Sep 04, 2015
osile2012:
I dont understand it, why would a grown up lady not know how to cook and wants to get married. ? What has she been doing in her parents house all these years?
grin

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Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by Pidggin(f): 10:39am On Sep 04, 2015
osile2012:


So i will marry and still be preparing my meals ? Dont tell me how its done abroad this is africa, naija.

Yea it's Africa, is it forbidden for you to cook your own meal? Are you married yet, and even if you are so you will never enter the kitchen again once you are married? God forbid, I cannot marry a lazy man like you.
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by Nobody: 10:49am On Sep 04, 2015
Lol, now how is that even possible? This is like talking about unicorns to me. I can understand if she's simply refusing to cook, but not knowing how to cook at all? Now that belongs to that show, Ripley's believe it or not. What a waste of life if you can't even prepare something you need to live. What would happen if someone like that was "stranded" alone in the kitchen with a stove, dry ingredients + pots? The horror shocked Ha!
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by adedayourt(m): 10:59am On Sep 04, 2015
osile2012:
I dont understand it, why would a grown up lady not know how to cook and wants to get married. ? What has she been doing in her parents house all these years?

SIMPLY BCUS SHE WASNT BROUGHT UP DAT WAY.

dem plenty fr nl
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by osile2012: 7:07pm On Sep 04, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Lol, now how is that even possible? This is like talking about unicorns to me. I can understand if she's simply refusing to cook, but not knowing how to cook at all? Now that belongs to that show, Ripley's believe it or not. What a waste of life if you can't even prepare something you need to live. What would happen if someone like that was "stranded" alone in the kitchen with a stove, dry ingredients + pots? The horror shocked Ha!

She will fry whatever she sees with egg..
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by signature2012(m): 7:26pm On Sep 04, 2015
Midehi:

i like cooking all food except banga soup

Why only banga soup?That is my favourite grin
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by dafefe(m): 7:55pm On Sep 04, 2015
Well, let's not judge too harshly, cooking is somewhat a skill or by training. The mom might know how to cook but know how to cook what? Boiled fish! I have heard of a lady boiling fish before frying..funny but true. Her daughter will simply improve on what she saw, boil, fry then drop it in the stew for another 30 mins! Lol
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by Nobody: 8:27pm On Sep 04, 2015
signature2012:

Why only banga soup?That is my favourite grin
kai..i cant
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by signature2012(m): 8:38pm On Sep 04, 2015
Midehi:

kai..i cant

Don't worry,i will teach you,so easy to cook.
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by dafefe(m): 8:48pm On Sep 04, 2015
Awww..dont worry dear, here's a link on easy banga recipe I found

Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by dafefe(m): 8:54pm On Sep 04, 2015

Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by ivyT(f): 12:01am On Sep 05, 2015
cyprus000:

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Yes. I am behind the scene,watching the display of foolishness.
Inebriated by the swamp of mental shallowness,under the pathetic mantra of civilization
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Keep Calm
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by cyprus000: 12:04am On Sep 05, 2015
ivyT:

Keep Calm
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by osile2012: 4:12pm On Sep 05, 2015
Pidggin:


Yea it's Africa, is it forbidden for you to cook your own meal? Are you married yet, and even if you are so you will never enter the kitchen again once you are married? God forbid, I cannot marry a lazy man like you.

If you are proposing, im not interested grin grin
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by Pidggin(f): 5:00pm On Sep 05, 2015
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If you are proposing, im not interested grin grin [/quote]

See u grin grin u ain't my type jor bush man grin grin
Re: Why Wont A LADY Know How To Cook? by osile2012: 11:15am On Sep 06, 2015
Pidggin:
e author=osile2012 post=37702605]

If you are proposing, im not interested grin grin

See u grin grin u ain't my type jor bush man grin grin

Stop toasting me, i know u want me to ask ur type. Im not interested grin grin.

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