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A Nairalander Declears His Asset by DahBlack(m): 7:39pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
BREAKING NEWS!!!
Following the assets declaration by
President Buhari, I hereby declare my
assets:
1. One hot drink
2. Six toothbrushes 3. One fowl (missing)
4. Two boxers
5. One tuber of yam
6. Three tyres
7. Four slippers and other otormorkpor
items. Members of the public can get a copy
from the Code of Conduct Bureau.
(MC Mouthopause: 08063213576) 1 Like
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Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by laudate: 7:41pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
You forgot to declare the girlfriends, in your backyard. Angeline and Lovinia... Aren't they part of your assets?? |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by agarawu23(m): 7:45pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Wetin person know go see for Nl |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by mayorchelsea(m): 7:47pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Very correct, you 'declear' not 'declare' |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by OZAOEKPE(f): 7:47pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
From 150 cows to 270 cows in 6 months, I tire for this country From #1m to #30m, in just six months 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by laudate: 7:50pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
OZAOEKPE: The cows just born, now. Some of them were pregnant before.... 2 Likes |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by temitemi1(m): 7:58pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
I don tire too!! OZAOEKPE: |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by tartar9(m): 7:59pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Amen! |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by OZAOEKPE(f): 8:02pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
tartar9:Hey lil dude, hope you alright? |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by shiinihost: 8:18pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
that man looks like amaechi |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by abacrested(f): 8:25pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
laudate:some were barren |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by psucc(m): 8:30pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
OZAOEKPE:Don't be surprise. Buhari is one of the cattle rustlers our army is protecting and pursuing |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by Tonydeeb(m): 8:32pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
You no go declare that Tecno phone wey you dey use type so? If the members of the public go discover am lasan, na one chance you dey... 1 Like |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by laudate: 8:44pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Tonydeeb: No mind am. He also failed to declare the blue keg of petrol, and the yellow keg of kerosene on the floor beside him. Even the jar of Bournvita was omitted. Does he think we are blind? Yeye boy! 1 Like |
Re: A Nairalander Declears His Asset by gabazin080(m): 8:47pm On Sep 04, 2015 |
Cc lalasticlala ishilove |
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