Are you f***ing kidding

And here I was, happy that I had stepped up my Game

Gurgle:


For your dream...both of them were me joor

sinizia:


Oh that? I lied. No Nigerian by birth is tribeless unless by a Nigerian by naturalization.

You do? Ahan!! More ways to rile you up and get under your dried up skin.

JoeCutie:
No be only classified. Ma verified.

Tashaamania:
My skin is frosh, hydrated and fine

TrapLORD:

TrapLORD:
Lol, i like movies buh... Some distractions are worth it , what u up to?

sinizia:


Same lies you tell on air shamelessly, but we listeners know better.

DashMeYansh:

Are you f***ing kidding

And here I was, happy that I had stepped up my Game

Tashaamania:
Why are you so mean?

FriedPlantain:



Nothing jarey MrsPhyno, at least you are still better off than that mgbeke Gurgle.

Tashaamania:

sinizia:


Because I'm yet to find the "range", "mode" and "median" of your statistics-esque lies.

They won't find a man in me

Word on the street: "That Nigga right there is a Frat Gangbanger"

Desperadoes nowadays.........too many Women that toyed around during their 20'$.

KARMA IS A NASTY MISTRESS

Gurgle:


Yeah im kidding...I thought you were kidding lol

Looks like the hunt for a man is real

Sassybae:
You well so?

JoeCutie:
Has your tongue ever been cut off before?

sinizia:


See wetin your love nwantiti with your Sassyboo dey do you.

Tashaamania:
Be nice to me, my sister might marry you

sinizia:


Be 9ice to you when I'm not Tony Payne - 9ice's ex-wife?


Anyway, junior or senior sis? Let's talk biz.

TrapLORD:
Serxly man, d love don turn me to mumu . Help your man nah?

TrapLORD:
Who left your cage open?

Tashaamania:
But maka why?

Tashaamania:

I have senior, middle and junior. Pick your choose

sinizia:


Hian!! With all these "why didn't you holla at me when you came into town?", you never still feel the green light?


Bros, you just wan throw the scent off your tracks. We know what you are capable of doing and what's going on. I.V me when you officially propose to her, i wan be your best man on that day.

sinizia:


My instincts and precise judgment tells me you are the last girl, so the "junior" ship has long sailed.


Let me settle for the one in your penultimate DP - senior sis I'm guessing.

Sassybae:
Hian! Greenlight keh, you following our convo? Lol

Tashaamania:

Your instincts are failing you badly

The one in my DP is not my sister
She's a friend from the same mother but we are closely related. Very related

I need to see thy qualifications, pls

sinizia:


I said "penultimate" DP not your current DP. Bia, Tasha, how did you pass your MBBS?


Qualifications? We dey play World Cup? Why must i qualify for a tournament?

sinizia:


Hian!! With all these "why didn't you holla at me when you came into town?", you never still feel the green light?


Bros, you just wan throw the scent off your tracks. We know what you are capable of doing and what's going on. I.V me when you officially propose to her, i wan be your best man on that day.

sinizia:


Your convos are like Twitter - we follow it.

Tashaamania:

Ahh syndrome of sleep catching


Errmm.. I need both World Cup qualifications and bank balance qualifications

Sassybae:
What cage are you talking about?