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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:09pm On Sep 05, 2015

teddybiyasi:
coogar vs wackrebel ain't happening & screw the traffic that'll be generated from that bout

what is the essence of anticipating a brawl that can easily be predicted?

if it does happen, do you agree to upload a photo of your wizened uterus on NL for the good,bad & ugly to see ?

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:10pm On Sep 05, 2015

sinizia:

Legend has that Teddy has one dopeass lucious body, and she's well endowed at the right places; even HIV can be risked.

I'd rather sleep with a log of wood than rumple the sheets with that ebola carrier

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 7:13pm On Sep 05, 2015

sinizia:

Legend has that Teddy has one dopeass lucious body, and she's well endowed at the right places; even HIV can be risked.

sinizia:

Legend has that Teddy has one dopeass lucious body, and she's well endowed at the right places; even HIV can be risked.

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 7:14pm On Sep 05, 2015

Link to the on going tourney abeg ...

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Iceskidd(m): 7:16pm On Sep 05, 2015

Classsyalabolas:

& how does that concern you?

instead of you to begin scripting for me, you are here crying like a bug-eyed Banshee, or didn't Mikuz match you up against me for the Lord of the Rings tourney?

your death is imminent

dream big

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 7:20pm On Sep 05, 2015

danbrowndmf:

They are just denying themselves of true love first shag. grin

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sinizia: 7:21pm On Sep 05, 2015

Classsyalabolas:

I'd rather sleep with a log of wood than rumple the sheets with that ebola carrier

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 7:22pm On Sep 05, 2015

like I've said earlier I'll dash a blind man #2m if that happens

keep dreaming

who will even battle a kid like you self?..he who cries after getting spanked via bars
guess this is the last you'll get from me

mikuz howdy

Como estas

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 7:27pm On Sep 05, 2015

Glassya Labolas and Teddy, why don't you settle these once and for all with a brawl? I'd love to watch that more than some Rebel Vs Coog fight. cheesy

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 7:27pm On Sep 05, 2015

teddybiyasi:
like I've said earlier I'll dash a blind man #2m if that happens

keep dreaming

who will even battle a kid like you self?..he who cries after getting spanked via bars
guess this is the last you'll get from me

mikuz howdy

Como estas

I'm fine, and you?

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 7:28pm On Sep 05, 2015

mikuz:

I'm fine, and you?

Oga mikuz, you still have an account on Nairaland? shocked

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:33pm On Sep 05, 2015

teddybiyasi:
like I've said earlier I'll dash a blind man #2m if that happens

keep dreaming

who will even battle a kid like you self?..he who cries after getting spanked via bars
guess this is the last you'll get from me

mikuz howdy

Como estas

my bars sent Mikuz who is way d∅per than you to the pit of Hades. he even had to duck to avoid his extirpation.. that's what happens when I'm in my element.

all the battles I lost on NL in 2014/215 were either judged poorly[my brawl against Bruce], or I was not in the right disposition[the Holocaust tourney semi-final]

only asinine galoots would claim your substandard verses are better than mine.
your vocabulary is as limited as your mother's cranial capacity,& your punchlines are as weak as your senile vaginna...
so how is you even a vet?

nuisance

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:34pm On Sep 05, 2015

llaykorn:
Glassya Labolas and Teddy, why don't you settle these once and for all with a brawl? I'd love to watch that more than some Rebel Vs Coog fight.

the dissolute scoundrel would never agree..

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by teddybiyasi(f): 7:42pm On Sep 05, 2015

llaykorn I gat better things do then scripting sshit for a demented infant .... I've killed him twice so what else do I have to prove

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 7:42pm On Sep 05, 2015

You know sometimes. . . I wonder what kinda family I came from. grin

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 7:50pm On Sep 05, 2015

llaykorn:

Oga mikuz, you still have an account on Nairaland?

Yes sir!

What's good?

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:51pm On Sep 05, 2015

teddybiyasi:
llaykorn I gat better things do then scripting sshit for a demented infant .... I've killed him twice so what else do I have to prove

your entire generation are the bunch of demented infants not me.. ..

see this tool..when did nanny-goats start eating with kings.
who do you think is your mate..? your hypothalamus must be perforated if you think we are in the same social-stratum

I wonder why your parents named you Princess..they should have christened you 'Ogre'
the day Kr0ne showed me your photo on whatsapp was the day I started believing that Princess Fiona in Shrek actually stands chance of winning a beauty contest if she had to contend with the Biyasis of this world..

if I was your father, I would have traded you for a gallon of palm oil immediately after your conception..
at least it would have served a greater purpose..

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 9:34pm On Sep 05, 2015

sinizia:

They are just denying themselves of true love first shag.

teddy is in luv I bet u grin

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by loon80(m): 10:14pm On Sep 05, 2015

Watch me do my thing, shh am ur teacher, so learn.

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ibime(m): 12:37am On Sep 06, 2015

Problem with ninjas is they stay here calling each other names when a verse on FFR will draw all the ire out the situation.

Some ninjas going back and forth with each other here won't be able to argue with you if you put his or her name in a rhyme in FFR. And if he does, after one or two rounds of back and forth, you grow respect for each other. . . and enjoy what we came here to do.

Shout out Jigsawkillah, Bruce007, dj5naira and Ksslib. Straight shooters.

I see you Jigs, one of these days I go finish you wella, na just time dey hold me

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:20pm On Sep 06, 2015

The truth is, rants would prove nothing.
Some of you are just dumb. You aint getting the point;

This nigga needs a very long time to come up with a verse.

I'm trying to challenge the crooke to brawl more often if truely he is the best on this forum like he claimed.

How many of you have seen his verse on FFR?

Mr talk talk

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:35pm On Sep 06, 2015

Ibime:
Problem with ninjas is they stay here calling each other names when a verse on FFR will draw all the ire out the situation.

Some ninjas going back and forth with each other here won't be able to argue with you if you put his or her name in a rhyme in FFR. And if he does, after one or two rounds of back and forth, you grow respect for each other. . . and enjoy what we came here to do.

Shout out Jigsawkillah, Bruce007, dj5naira and Ksslib. Straight shooters.

I see you Jigs, one of these days I go finish you wella, na just time dey hold me

out of these four, only jigs nd 5naira have graced that thread more than me.
I will be back soon.

Talking about going back and forth with bars; are you kidding me? You know that's not possible with cooger grin

that nigga can only go back and forth with rants.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obainojazz(m): 2:29pm On Sep 06, 2015

Wait a minute...its darkrebel vs icekidd....
Icekidd I know a very good carpenter who does coffins well....I'll like to give him the contract for yours....he's been a good friend to me

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:31pm On Sep 06, 2015

You need a coffin too

The carpenter should be constructin' two

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Iceskidd(m): 2:39pm On Sep 06, 2015

obainojazz:
Wait a minute...its darkrebel vs icekidd....
Icekidd I know a very good carpenter who does coffins well....I'll like to give him the contract for yours....he's been a good friend to me

I've already bought yours and sent it to jigsaw's crib, na the land wey we wan bury you we dey find.
and i swr on my dead dog darkrebel is def getting killed

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by obainojazz(m): 2:43pm On Sep 06, 2015

Iceskidd:
I've already bought yours and sent it to jigsaw's crib, na the land wey we wan bury you we dey find

jigsaw will bring shotgun....but i'm sure rebel will bring submarines packed with nuclear warheads...his first four bars would kill you...the other bars will just be shots at your balls

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 3:37pm On Sep 06, 2015

Classsyalabolas:

Coogar vs me will be inferno on this forum ..
If I have to skip work just to script, I would...it would be the best battle in NL's history !

win this new tourney and your dream might just come true.
you have definitely come of age in the past year......and yes, your fans would make the battle the most viewed battle in the history of the forum.

ELYMAXiimus:

out of these four, only jigs nd 5naira have graced that thread more than me.
I will be back soon.
Talking about going back and forth with bars; are you kidding me? You know that's not possible with cooger
that nigga can only go back and forth with rants.

you are a pathetic tool!
deliberately misspelling my moniker so i don't see it in my mentions is an act of cowardice. you think i have time for guguru & boli 2-syllable nonsense you dropped on FFR? if dem born your papa well, set up a thread and watch your entire life vanish in a flash right before our eyes. the days of going on FFR so that plonkers like you can copy off me is well and truly over. if you are worthy of your weight.....bring your guns to a battle arena and let's see...

anuofia!!!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 4:19pm On Sep 06, 2015

elymaxiimus...you signed up for the tourney and opted out when you saw you were facing mikuz grin

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 4:45pm On Sep 06, 2015

liricyst:
elymaxiimus...you signed up for the tourney and opted out when you saw you were facing mikuz

i laugh. ... The reason i signed up in the first place was so i could finally whoop the hell out of him. Because he's been ducking all this while. It was I who told him to pit us to face eachother.
I changed my mind due to recent events.

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 5:09pm On Sep 06, 2015

coogar:

win this new tourney and your dream might just come true.
you have definitely come of age in the past year......and yes, your fans would make the battle the most viewed battle in the history of the forum.

you are a pathetic tool!
deliberately misspelling my moniker so i don't see it in my mentions is an act of cowardice. you think i have time for guguru & boli 2-syllable nonsense you dropped on FFR? if dem born your papa well, set up a thread and watch your entire life vanish in a flash right before our eyes. the days of going on FFR so that plonkers like you can copy off me is well and truly over. if you are worthy of your weight.....bring your guns to a battle arena and let's see...

anuofia!!!

you just keep rambling.
i didnt spell ur name right because i was trying to avoid ur rants.
I wanted to see bars. That's why i went to drop a quickee on ffr. There, i tagged your nick. You didn't reply that instead, you came back here to rant as expected.

So you're finally ready to unleash that verse you've been writing since january? grin

you are a fool. I will see at least five freestyle verses from you before accepting your worthless call-out.
I told you, you have to earn it. I am not your average battler, fool.

I am not the same as these guys who stoop so low just to battle a nonentity like you.

There are names in this section which max is itching to lock horns with. Coogar ain't one of them.

You have just two fluke wins and one devastating loss, go flex some bars on ffr.

Happy sunday.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 5:09pm On Sep 06, 2015

gottoboy:
#BackfromExile
Are yall kidding me? Is Falz d o p e?

In Vector's Voice: falz is a clown with his assss, his competition is bovi

Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 5:19pm On Sep 06, 2015

ELYMAXiimus:
not just him, these new breeds of nigerian rappers bore me.
Singing rappers. Smh

so I bore you? sad

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