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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:45pm On Sep 05, 2015

KingTom:

That stupid boy must pay the belong fees

no mind am. He wan belong by force grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:47pm On Sep 05, 2015

DashMeYansh:
IT seemed you just learnt that word. Besides that not how to ~~construct~~ use it in a sentence. Stick to impressing your 10yr old Lowlife friends.

professor

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:47pm On Sep 05, 2015

llaykorn:

You mean you don't know oka soup? You're not an Igbo boy. Quit the forming!

Oha soup

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by sinizia: 8:47pm On Sep 05, 2015

Sassybae:
Okay At home in school, you?

At home with family.

How's 'roomie' and does she know you are here chatting? grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by sinizia: 8:47pm On Sep 05, 2015

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:48pm On Sep 05, 2015

Ama wife material already tongue

TrapLORD:
You will..

Jealous of what? I just wanna carve u into 100yards wife material .

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:49pm On Sep 05, 2015

STFUareyouGod:
professor

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 8:50pm On Sep 05, 2015

Gurgle:

Yeah no I don't, just "dad" like everybody else..was just surprised that you would jump straight from "Sir" to calling by name with nothing in between

Ive heard of it but ive forgotten...remind me? Is it some permutation of cassava?

u know some pple can be funny
Naa it is from Yam
Hope u know Yam tho cheesy

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:50pm On Sep 05, 2015

BUTCHCASSIDY:

I didnt say that either

But you're not saying that its not true so I'm already insulted grin

Are you Fulani too?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:50pm On Sep 05, 2015

DashMeYansh:
.

learn how not to do 'ITK'

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kramfonos(m): 8:52pm On Sep 05, 2015

llaykorn:
Kramfonos, whatsup? What happened to your WhatsApp?

I lost the memory card on which my chatlog was on. I've found it and I'd be back online tomorrow.

What happened to your LAYKORN moniker? Serving time?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TrapLORD(m): 8:52pm On Sep 05, 2015

Sassybae:
Ama wife material already

Yes but 60yards tongue

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:53pm On Sep 05, 2015

Thats grammatical flair my sentence still stands

STFUareyouGod:
learn how not to do 'ITK'

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:54pm On Sep 05, 2015

MrsPhyno:

Wetin be ajepaki. The cross between ajeboh and packo?

cross-breed for where?
being an Ajepaki is when your food time-table week in week out is something like this -

Monday - Ewa goin[Beans] & bread
Tuesday - garri & groundnut,
Wednesday - eba & egusi
Thursday - warm Wednesday's egusi to eat with 3 wraps of fufu grin

Friday - Iya Bose's Akara with Bread & 7up
Saturday - Ogi [Pap] with the left-overs of Iya Bose's akara of Friday grin

Sunday - all Sundays for ajepakis is like Christmas cos that's the only day they get to eat rice & stew grin

this is how people like Sinizia's food time-table looks like grin

MrsPhyno:

Yeah I like having fun that's why I don't like beig ajeboh-ish.... I'm not one sha

See you people don't know how much I suffered in school jare.... No be only chicken... We used to lick sugar cubes when we got hungry I still have all those habits self like ironing milo
I did everything from hopping the school fence to living on cream crackers
I'm an honorary ajepako

.. for your mind

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by llaykorn: 8:55pm On Sep 05, 2015

oreos:

Oha soup

Oh? Oha? Thanks!

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:55pm On Sep 05, 2015

Okay, yeah she knows buh don't wanna come here..saying she's okay with her other chat platforms

sinizia:

At home with family.

How's 'roomie' and does she know you are here chatting?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:55pm On Sep 05, 2015

MrsPhyno:

But you're not saying that its not true so I'm already insulted

Are you Fulani too?

Dont be

Is it important?

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by olajorn(m): 8:56pm On Sep 05, 2015

AgapeCharis:
Lol dem dey. I haven't had a chat with Natasha since the last time we talked here. How dem your Jamaican babes?

They are fine,but i Prefer haitians grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by sinizia: 8:56pm On Sep 05, 2015

Classsyalabolas:

this is how people like Sinizia's food time-table looks like

I'm proud ajekpako, no shame in it at all. grin

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by sinizia: 8:58pm On Sep 05, 2015

Sassybae:
Okay, yeah she knows buh don't wanna come here..saying she's okay with her other chat platforms

Get her to join jor. She will get addicted once she joins.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:58pm On Sep 05, 2015

sinizia:

I'm proud ajekpako, no shame in it at all.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 8:59pm On Sep 05, 2015

BUTCHCASSIDY:

Dont be

Is it important?

Okay I won't

No no no it doesn't at all
Just because gurgle is obsessed with them and I'm wondering if that's why she's obsessed with you grin

But are u going to tell me what u r

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by llaykorn: 9:00pm On Sep 05, 2015

Oahray:
Laykorn? Boss is that you?

You jus disappear from everywhere. Chai! Lemme go spread the good news.

Hahahah. I'm glad you're still on the group. I told OMA to add me up, but he said he had been having problems with his WhatsApp. How's _Shugayme? You guys should be happily married by now na. undecided

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:02pm On Sep 05, 2015

sinizia:

I'm proud ajekpako, no shame in it at all.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by llaykorn: 9:03pm On Sep 05, 2015

kramfonos:
I lost the memory card on which my chatlog was on. I've found it and I'd be back online tomorrow.

What happened to your LAYKORN moniker? Serving time?

No, it's gone.

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:05pm On Sep 05, 2015

What ever..60 or 100yards I just know ama wife material tongue

TrapLORD:
Yes but 60yards

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by TrapLORD(m): 9:07pm On Sep 05, 2015

Sassybae:
What ever..60 or 100yards I just know ama wife material

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by kramfonos(m): 9:07pm On Sep 05, 2015

TrapLORD:
The dude keeps masquerading under the pretext that i'm lala, when he knows fully well that i aint.
I've warned him severally to quit his disgusting yaps buh he just wont stop.

Well............ Seems like ama have to dust & oil up ye' ole machine gun

After seeing this quote, he doesn't surprise me any longer.

DashMe.Yansh:
Alright am done beefing

I once F***ed a tranny care to hear the gist

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:09pm On Sep 05, 2015

MrsPhyno:

Okay I won't

No no no it doesn't at all
Just because gurgle is obsessed with them and I'm wondering if that's why she's obsessed with you

But are u going to tell me what u r

Hahaha
1st she is not obsessed with me she is just curious about guys from the north thats all

Im a mix of different tribes including a minority tribe from the north. Im not fulani sha
What about you

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 9:09pm On Sep 05, 2015

DashMeYansh:
Thats grammatical flair my sentence still stands

Dumb much huh? Even your punctuation is shii

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 9:09pm On Sep 05, 2015

MrsPhyno:

Okay I won't

No no no it doesn't at all
Just because gurgle is obsessed with them and I'm wondering if that's why she's obsessed with you

But are u going to tell me what u r

Lol mechie onu the *** up thereeee grin

obsessed with who

stop trying to palm your perversions off onto me, its unbecoming of a lady

cc Butchcassidy da don cool

Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by DharmyYinks: 9:10pm On Sep 05, 2015

Gurgle:

Lol, yes..theyre hidden in the shadows
Come on DY its not like that na...please take heart

Hmm...

*sobs*
I wil soon take lives...lol

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