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Have You Noticed???? by Twill92: 11:13pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Have you noticed? 1. If you suck one n*pple, the women herself offers the other one. And that.. was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B*obs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p*ssy...No wonder men suffer from high B P! 3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it. 5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the F^ck! and What a F^ck! 6. 3 people having s*x is a party, 2 is a two some. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 7. Life is like a d!ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d!ck hard, not his life..! Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's P€nis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters |
Re: Have You Noticed???? by CUM4WHAT(m): 11:23pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
NONSENSE BUH TRUE... 1 Like |
Re: Have You Noticed???? by CivilzedTyger(m): 11:33pm On Sep 05, 2015 |
Op Ur Head Dey Their U Deserve 1 Origin An Peper Soup 4 This 1 Like |
Re: Have You Noticed???? by Twill92: 4:26pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
CivilzedTyger:i still dey wait baba |
Re: Have You Noticed???? by Pinoralia: 7:08pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
Op, order 4 bottles for my head. |
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