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Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by GodblessNig247(m): 1:13pm On Sep 06, 2015
add what? Rubbish undecided
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by Lordseyad(m): 1:13pm On Sep 06, 2015
[size=32pt]LordSeyad was here[/size]

Happy sunday
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by profdotcom: 1:13pm On Sep 06, 2015
Play PES or computer game smiley
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by Sambanny(m): 1:13pm On Sep 06, 2015
gud
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by HouseOfWine: 1:14pm On Sep 06, 2015
My afternoon sundays mostly include couch laying watching
football with a cold can of beer...

Infact that's what am doing right now!!!
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by jbash: 1:16pm On Sep 06, 2015
I fall within d fellowship freaks
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by deavicky(m): 1:17pm On Sep 06, 2015
Smoke
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by tuna4servi(m): 1:20pm On Sep 06, 2015
Eating
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by Nobody: 1:20pm On Sep 06, 2015
deavicky:
Smoke
Chimney grin






Play video games
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by Nobody: 1:20pm On Sep 06, 2015
close early to arrange my crib, choir mistress go show later for some hot sex

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Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by obiak4(m): 1:23pm On Sep 06, 2015
NinaArsenal:
Doping
crack,hero or we*d
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by Nobody: 1:24pm On Sep 06, 2015
no 1 ,2 and 5 grin
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by jbash: 1:25pm On Sep 06, 2015
panachuku:
close early to arrange my crib, choir mistress go show later for some hot sex
may God forgive u
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by lomprico(m): 1:28pm On Sep 06, 2015
Eat Rice
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by freezyrain: 1:29pm On Sep 06, 2015
Ur saying out of experience...
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by holluwai(m): 1:32pm On Sep 06, 2015
You forgot to add the food lovers. Na from church them dey dream of the food wey dem go chop. I do that alot grin
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by NinaArsenal(f): 1:37pm On Sep 06, 2015
obiak4:
crack,hero or we*d
, any of the Above. Don't know
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by BrainnewsNg(f): 1:46pm On Sep 06, 2015
abbeylli:
These are the things most guys do after coming back from church..

Read Calmly

1. Sport
Yes this is what most guys do I do it and I know many guys who do it.
They drop there bible, change to their kit either football basketball or any other..

2. Party
These type of guys get information in the church or before they went to church or after church (mogbomoya)(I see I branch) even with their bible with them that's why they mostly use pocket bible..

3. Social media Freaks

Hehehe!! This one is very common abi? you are one of them ?.
Even In the church they can't even drop their phones when pastor is praying they close one eye and use the other, on their way home they are still on it till when they get home till 3am they are still on it, chatting and all, God save us..

4 Babe Waiters
Some guys do these after coming out of the church door either their phone ring or they call like this .
"Hello bae were you dey u don reach wait for me for bustop a beg I dey come"..

5 Street strolling
Today na Sunday see as everything dey boring abeg make we stroll jaw..

6 Film Watchers
These one na I'm pain me pass before you get home they will start asking
"You see say terminator genesis do come out a beg I no fit miss am even if NEPA carry light"..

7. Fellowship Godowns

This what I do, I get home kneel down to God pray to him then get ready for evening fellowship..

8. Add yours let the fun go on


They budget Club fees and forget about church offering.
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by Richhard(m): 1:48pm On Sep 06, 2015
DankemzI:
1. Long tennis, it keeps me fit,....
I like that game die

It's lawn tennis bro
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by Mavor: 1:55pm On Sep 06, 2015
This list is incomplete without video games.
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by homirefacuny(m): 1:58pm On Sep 06, 2015
DankemzI:
1. Long tennis, it keeps me fit,....
I like that game die
As for me.... I like SHORT TENISS... grin
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by Nobody: 2:03pm On Sep 06, 2015
9.) Straphing.
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by freedom96: 2:08pm On Sep 06, 2015
DankemzI:
1. Long tennis, it keeps me fit,....
I like that game die
ehm..bro which one is long tennis? cheesy
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by dododawa1: 2:14pm On Sep 06, 2015
Origin straight
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by Nobody: 2:15pm On Sep 06, 2015
Ask4bigneyo:
FTC.... I dedicate this space for Ishilove from being a MOD to ordinary Nairalander like me.....

Her tenure ends with David Paradang..

Big kudos to her for a job well done!!!

Are you serious? As she been dethroned? That would be a prayer well answered.
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by An0nimus: 2:16pm On Sep 06, 2015
No EPL on that list?
*walks away from thread*
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by folahann(m): 2:30pm On Sep 06, 2015
How would you ommit watching football from that list when must EPL big matches are on Sundays
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by ebode(m): 2:34pm On Sep 06, 2015
OP you forgot the gamers.
You keep thinking of a stage so interesting that you are tempted to skip church. But because of God you Just went to church on sunday.
As soon as you come back from church your console or Laptop is on fire, meaning Game on.
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by somez(m): 2:55pm On Sep 06, 2015
I run straight to the kitchen after church service.
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by Nobody: 3:09pm On Sep 06, 2015
After mass on sundays I wash cars and my clothes ,when am done am sleeping and dreaming of the friends I haven't seen for long.
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by skylove1(m): 3:28pm On Sep 06, 2015
smoke weed
Re: 8 Things Guys Do When/after Coming Back From Church by AdeniyiA(m): 3:35pm On Sep 06, 2015
rasojie:
head straight to the kitchen angry
... the fridge is always the first point of call smiley

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