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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 6:24am On Sep 07, 2015
Cococandy will read everything as if she's writing exams. grin
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by mystiqueDZ(f): 6:25am On Sep 07, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Am confused too. Are you new to NL? wink
Epic.... grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by cococandy(f): 6:31am On Sep 07, 2015
Truckpusher:
Cococandy will read everything as if she's writing exams. grin

Read fire.

These epistle hurts my eyes.

I'm even like "thread derailed. Serves OP right for giving person this long epistle this time of the day"

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Forwetinnah: 10:24am On Sep 07, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
Are we still on the same topic? cheesy
OP nor vess o! grin

Laaawd haff mercy...kwakwakwakwaaa

*laughing so hard right now*

This woman Is a handful I sweeear!! gringringringringringrin

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 1:34pm On Sep 07, 2015
Errrrrrrrrm OP!
Welcome to OPEN MARRIAGE PHASE O!
We don knack 3 rounds in less than 12 hours.
I still nor poosy-full.

Da tin wey I rub for toto nor gree quench o! grin

We do soteeeeey, BOBO watch cut! cheesy

The watch alone na $25,000! kiss

http://www.jomashop.com/piaget-watch-g0a38130.html?utm_source=googleproduct&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=googleproductsearch&gclid=CIqFmP-O5ccCFYQ-aQodTBME-A

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 2:38pm On Sep 07, 2015
Phases of Marriage?
When "police wives" travel with their husbands thinking "all is well"! grin
When you can CHOP and LET CHOP! cheesy

Chop quickly and release the DUDE BACK TO HIS WIFE ON ANOTHER FLOOR OF THE SAME HOTEL!!! cool
If he faints on your poohsie, just DRRRRRRAG am out of your room LOCK YOUR DOOR!
Hotel "SEKURITY" go handle the rest! grin

Pant and "brazzy" don land for graaaaaand SHARP-SHARP! grin

Condom ke? shocked
For an almost 60 year-old BLOKOS? shocked
You wan suffocatAN? cheesy

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 2:55pm On Sep 07, 2015
Stages of marriage?

CHOP AND CLEAN NYANSH PHASE!!! cool

Me and BOBO nor dey jam for public o!
Na only "room service" I dey order o! grin

I go CHOP im money WEH-WEH!!!! cheesy

Then I go go BAFF, h-enjoy my hotel room view!!!! cool.

Oga don go work!

Just a quick text to check on "tins"!

My mom, kids and hubby all alive! Back to bed and to the pool later!

Still recovering from that DAMN CRUISE!!!! cool

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Ewuro4: 2:56pm On Sep 07, 2015
Very true...Nice write up OP.
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 3:00pm On Sep 07, 2015
"Housewives on NL"!
Una dey jolos? wink
Na $10,000 I dey work for this week o! grin

The money wey una go take "feed" for one year, na im I go take wash "KPEKUS" for one week o!

Time to go massssturbate and SLEEP!
The dude bite my BIG BREEEESSSSTZ too much!
Verrrrrry SWEEEEEET!!!! cheesy

*making a call to my job and canceling for THE WHOLE WEEK* cool

I don chop finish o!

Una take kia!!!!

*zooooom off to bed to 'touch myself'* cool

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 3:28pm On Sep 07, 2015
Bobo don come check on me run go meet im wife!
E say my room too cold.
Deliberately done! grin
Make e nor kam over-PHOCK me jor!
Shioooooor!!! cheesy

The man too like to PHOCK! Kai!!!! cry

Now for some peace and QUIET!!!! cool

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Nobody: 4:08pm On Sep 07, 2015
Madam callotti fear God oooo or abi ur conscience. shocked shocked shocked shocked cry

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Louboutin(f): 5:15pm On Sep 07, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
Errrrrrrrrm OP!
Welcome to OPEN MARRIAGE PHASE O!
We don knack 3 rounds in less than 12 hours.
I still nor poosy-full.

Da tin wey I rub for toto nor gree quench o! grin

We do soteeeeey, BOBO watch cut! cheesy

The watch alone na $25,000! kiss

http://www.jomashop.com/piaget-watch-g0a38130.html?utm_source=googleproduct&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=googleproductsearch&gclid=CIqFmP-O5ccCFYQ-aQodTBME-A
This woman grin grin I sha dey enjoy your story grin

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 6:27pm On Sep 07, 2015
cococandy:


Read fire.

These epistle hurts my eyes.

I'm even like "thread derailed. Serves OP right for giving person this long epistle this time of the day"
You can lie for Africa. grin

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 6:30pm On Sep 07, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
Phases of Marriage?
When "police wives" travel with their husbands thinking "all is well"! grin
When you can CHOP and LET CHOP! cheesy

Chop quickly and release the DUDE BACK TO HIS WIFE ON ANOTHER FLOOR OF THE SAME HOTEL!!! cool
If he faints on your poohsie, just DRRRRRRAG am out of your room LOCK YOUR DOOR!
Hotel "SEKURITY" go handle the rest! grin

Pant and "brazzy" don land for graaaaaand SHARP-SHARP! grin

Condom ke? shocked
For a 60 year old BLOKOS? shocked
You wan suffocatAN? cheesy
I ayaf died.
Na ontop this thread I go sleep until my people come carry me commot with truck.

Okada abeg na my last bus stop be this. grin grin

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Shymm3x: 6:52pm On Sep 07, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
"Housewives on NL"!
Una dey jolos? wink
Na $10,000 I dey work for this week o! grin

The money wey una go take "feed" for one year, na im I go take wash "KPEKUS" for one week o!

Time to go massssturbate and SLEEP!
The dude bite my BIG BREEEESSSSTZ too much!
Verrrrrry SWEEEEEET!!!!
cheesy

*making a call to my job and canceling for THE WHOLE WEEK* cool

I don chop finish o!

Una take kia!!!!

*zooooom off to bed to 'touch myself'* cool

Looooool.

Texas Orchard, I just came to see the "BIG BREEEESSSSTZ". grin grin

Any display for potential buyers?

$10,000 a week for juicy pum is expensive as fvck though. grin grin grin

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by cococandy(f): 6:53pm On Sep 07, 2015
Truckpusher:
I ayaf died.
Na ontop this thread I go sleep until my people come carry me commot with truck.

Okada abeg na my last bus stop be this. grin grin
Lmao.
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by jaybee3(m): 7:25pm On Sep 07, 2015
I don show
Choi see as i don take miss correct show

Sista AJ i dey hail ooo
Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Forwetinnah: 8:01pm On Sep 07, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
Phases of Marriage?
When "police wives" travel with their husbands thinking "all is well"! grin
When you can CHOP and LET CHOP! cheesy

Chop quickly and release the DUDE BACK TO HIS WIFE ON ANOTHER FLOOR OF THE SAME HOTEL!!! cool
If he faints on your poohsie, just DRRRRRRAG am out of your room LOCK YOUR DOOR!
Hotel "SEKURITY" go handle the rest! grin

Pant and "brazzy" don land for graaaaaand SHARP-SHARP! grin

Condom ke? shocked
For a 60 year old BLOKOS? shocked
You wan suffocatAN? cheesy

*migraine* shocked shocked shocked

*face palm*

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Forwetinnah: 8:03pm On Sep 07, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
"Housewives on NL"!
Una dey jolos? wink
Na $10,000 I dey work for this week o! grin

The money wey una go take "feed" for one year, na im I go take wash "KPEKUS" for one week o!

Time to go massssturbate and SLEEP!
The dude bite my BIG BREEEESSSSTZ too much!
Verrrrrry SWEEEEEET!!!! cheesy

*making a call to my job and canceling for THE WHOLE WEEK* cool

I don chop finish o!

Una take kia!!!!

*zooooom off to bed to 'touch myself'* cool


gringringringringringringringringringringringrin

The Lord is my Shepherd...

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by cococandy(f): 8:25pm On Sep 07, 2015
jaybee3:
I don show
Choi see as i don take miss correct show

Sista AJ i dey hail ooo
Jaybee lipsrsealed

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by jaybee3(m): 8:26pm On Sep 07, 2015
cococandy:

Jaybee lipsrsealed

Cococandy lipsrsealed

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by 5minsmadness: 8:46pm On Sep 07, 2015
[size=28pt]CHOI![/size]

mADNEsSS UnLImitEDDDDD grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by byvan03: 8:52pm On Sep 07, 2015
Chai!!!This woman go wonjure people for this thread grin grin grin.

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Xplicit1(f): 8:58pm On Sep 07, 2015
This post is educative.
im for reach front page but Kanwuliajara & Truckpusher just derailed it. It's not fair.@ both of u.

Op. nor put dem for mind. It is well

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 9:02pm On Sep 07, 2015
Xplicit1:
This post is educative.
im for reach front page but Kanwuliajara & Truckpusher just derailed it. It's not fair.@ both of u.

Op. nor put dem for mind. It is well
My sister, no vex for me abeg.

I follow my person come oh. grin

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by nikkyshyne(f): 9:22pm On Sep 07, 2015
Where are the mods when you need them Some person(s) has turned an educative post into a thread of nonsensical elements and jabanjantis pornility!!! Chooo! shocked

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by corisande: 9:44pm On Sep 07, 2015
Chai! grin This thread is tooo photogenic/photographic cheesy

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by corisande: 9:46pm On Sep 07, 2015
Truckpusher:
I ayaf died.
Na ontop this thread I go sleep until my people come carry me commot with truck.

Okada abeg na my last bus stop be this. grin grin

Dress for me /shift small abeg make I follow you tanda hia.

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 9:47pm On Sep 07, 2015
corisande:


Dress for me/shift small abeg make I follow you tanda hia.
Abeg siddon joor - The blue film wan start any moment from now. grin

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by KanwuliaJara: 9:48pm On Sep 07, 2015
Truckpusher:
My sister, no vex for me abeg.

I follow my person come oh. grin

Why you dey beg dem?
Mtcheeeeeeeew!!!! angry
Dem ask for PHASES of MARRIAGE, I dey show dem!
Which one be "derailment" again? undecided
Must I agree with the OP?
Rubbbbbbbish!!!!! grin

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Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 9:49pm On Sep 07, 2015
nikkyshyne:
Where are the mods when you need them Some person(s) has turned an educative post into a thread of nonsensical elements and jabanjantis pornility!!! Chooo! shocked
angry

Re: The Three Stages Of Growth In Marriage by Truckpusher(m): 9:51pm On Sep 07, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Why you dey beg dem?
Mtcheeeeeeeew!!!! angry
No vex nau.

Sometimes you go take style disperse protesters - You no go dey use teargas every time.

I sabi say you na Cameroonian police , me na boys scout. grin grin grin

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