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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:32pm On Sep 07, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


You ate again undecided

No but im getting hungry o..hmm
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by CUM4WHAT(m): 11:35pm On Sep 07, 2015
Gurgle:


Im sorry, you have completely lost me lol I have no idea what you said. Please elucidate cheesy
+for short+ you my 'all', u my goggle, my vision, u jux dah single gem dat shines @every1 and i need yo to lighten me up.... sad *crying*.... *wiping tears for real* ... No1 can be too tough 4 me, i always tear my may thru
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:37pm On Sep 07, 2015
MrsPhyno:

lol it was a catfish farm actually grin grin grin mumu

until the next three hours right, when u'll go and stuff your face again.... I created a whole thread on the benefits of a flat stomach and still ur heart is hardened like a philistine in bible times grin this is the era for change o madam

Lol say what u want.... E no be for man nah my own personal satisfaction

Lol I was actually thinking about that thread. But my stomach isn't big jare..its just jiggly cheesy

Im actually getting hungry again haha but not that much..a small snack will suffice

Ehen continue..I know say you dey stuff yourself right now with Cheetos or whatever nonsense thing you buy down there
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:37pm On Sep 07, 2015
MrsPhyno:

u know say u be plantain nah... so its very easy to jus step on u and squash u.... bettah becareful around me before i deal wit u grin

Pfffttttt tongue tongue tongue

You better get outta here before I knock you! angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:37pm On Sep 07, 2015
all my children grin grin grin
goodnight o

but not gurgle i know her stomach is too full for her to sleep well, so abeg go exercise or you'll have nightmares

olajorn bobo sleep well grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:39pm On Sep 07, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
+for short+ you my 'all', u my goggle, my vision, u jux dah single gem dat shines @every1 and i need yo to lighten me up.... sad *crying*.... *wiping tears for real* ... No1 can be too tough 4 me, i always tear my may thru

Okkk Gurgle= Goggles

Ok. so you want to join the harem now? grin no need to cry Oga..it is well
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:40pm On Sep 07, 2015
Gurgle:


Abeg warn her o...always disturbing like say she be one small sisi...better get a broom and sweep her from the roof before she destroys your destiny there.. lipsrsealed

Who she be, where she come from, who born am well? Where her winch come from?

I serve Lord KoriKori (god of flying witches) so I absolutely have nothing to fear. angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:40pm On Sep 07, 2015
MrsPhyno:
all my children grin grin grin
goodnight o

but not gurgle i know her stomach is too full for her to sleep well, so abeg go exercise or you'll have nightmares

olajorn bobo sleep well grin

Lol I'll do some boxing exercise just for you...print out your DP and put it on the punching bag mtchew

Like you even sleep...I know say you still dey on top of FriedPlantain's house holding meeting with your fellow witches...mehnnn people are wicked..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:41pm On Sep 07, 2015
FriedPlantain:


Who she be, where she come from, who born am well? Where her winch come from?

I serve Lord KoriKori (god of flying witches) so I absolutely have nothing to fear. angry

Lol so youre also a witch sympathiser...too bad..

Looks like im the only normal human on this thread..nawa
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by olajorn(m): 11:43pm On Sep 07, 2015
CLeAtHead:
3.3 outta 4 ain bad this semester I Don get 3.7 sharp sharp make we no even talk Last year lipsrsealed
3.3 out of 5 not 4
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:44pm On Sep 07, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
+for short+ you my 'all', u my goggle, my vision, u jux dah single gem dat shines @every1 and i need yo to lighten me up.... sad *crying*.... *wiping tears for real* ... No1 can be too tough 4 me, i always tear my may thru

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.. ......... these lines are so 60s mehn. (no offeinse) angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by olajorn(m): 11:45pm On Sep 07, 2015
MrsPhyno:

yea odikwa risky.... u made the right choice grin
do u like it in yankee more
is this suppose to be a queation?Mumu self go know thé right Answer
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:48pm On Sep 07, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol so youre also a witch sympathiser...too bad..

Looks like im the only normal human on this thread..nawa

If an old mgbeke like you is the only normal human on this thread, then nairaland is obviously heading for doom!
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by CUM4WHAT(m): 11:48pm On Sep 07, 2015
FriedPlantain:


errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.. ......... these lines are so 60s mehn. (no offeinse) angry
i remember using it on yur mum... Dude d night she gave me her pusssyy remains d best 9t i ever saw.... ;-)
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:48pm On Sep 07, 2015
FriedPlantain:


errrrrrrrrrrrrrrm.. ......... these lines are so 60s mehn. (no offeinse) angry

Lol jelosi cheesy abeg stop trying to yab my wooer, cant you see we're busy

Your own lines, na which decade they be
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:49pm On Sep 07, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
i remember using it on yur mum... Dude d night she gave me her pusssyy remains d best 9t i ever saw.... ;-)
kids everywhere on this forum, dammit! angry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:51pm On Sep 07, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol jelosi cheesy abeg stop trying to yab my wooer, cant you see we're busy

Your own lines, na which decade they be
I don't do lines baby, I troll. cheesy

is this your wooer? cheesy grin grin this kid?
CUM4WHAT:
i remember using it on yur mum... Dude d night she gave me her pusssyy remains d best 9t i ever saw.... ;-)
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:52pm On Sep 07, 2015
FriedPlantain:


If an old mgbeke like you is the only normal human on this thread, then nairaland is obviously heading for doom!

Lol you whose brain has turned to mush nko..abeg I nor wan yab you...in case you just lose all your boldness again..my own will even make your writing invisible self..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by CUM4WHAT(m): 11:53pm On Sep 07, 2015
Gurgle:


Okkk Gurgle= Goggles

Ok. so you want to join the harem now? grin no need to cry Oga..it is well
i wanna b wif yo and yo alone... I gues u knw wah ah harem means? Gyal dnt put me in d catalog wen i can stay on d cover and steal d heart of da readers
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:53pm On Sep 07, 2015
FriedPlantain:
I don't do lines baby, I troll. cheesy

is this your wooer? cheesy grin grin this kid?

Lol you troll those that you love?

LOL leave me..i don't pick them, they pick me cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 11:59pm On Sep 07, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
i wanna b wif yo and yo alone... I gues u knw wah ah harem means? Gyal dnt put me in d catalog wen i can stay on d cover and steal d heart of da readers

Well unless you want to be in the harem I don't have your time babe cool cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 11:59pm On Sep 07, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol you troll those that you love?

LOL leave me..i don't pick them, they pick me cool
Love? undecided who is talking about love?

If those are the sort of suitors you get on this forum, then I need to take you to Lord KoriKori (god of flying witches) for personal deliverance. grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:04am On Sep 08, 2015
FriedPlantain:

Love? undecided who is talking about love?

If those are the sort of suitors you get on this forum, then I need to take you to Lord KoriKori (god of flying witches) for personal deliverance. grin

smiley I mean like

LOL..I get all sorts. youd be surprised
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 12:04am On Sep 08, 2015
jomile:
u too like amebo
mtcheww grin
Sweet dreams
Rem. To wear your Pampers and
Wash the Cucumber after use tongue..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by CUM4WHAT(m): 12:05am On Sep 08, 2015
FriedPlantain:

kids everywhere on this forum, dammit! angry
if only ur sthupid mom stayed with me d day u damn god4sakin dad came bak 4rm a trip, maybe they wudnt have crafted a stunted iiimbecile... Son-of-beechee i knw how hard it is to act like you got sense buh dnt gve up... NOTE: quoting me wudnt improve ur I.Q coz its fixed in a dehydrated vacuum
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:08am On Sep 08, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
if only ur sthupid mom stayed with me d day u damn god4sakin dad came bak 4rm a trip, maybe they wudnt have crafted a stunted iiimbecile... Son-of-beechee i knw how hard it is to act like you got sense buh dnt gve up... NOTE: quoting me wudnt improve ur I.Q coz its fixed in a dehydrated vacuum

Cum4what please, its ok
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:09am On Sep 08, 2015
CUM4WHAT:
if only ur sthupid mom stayed with me d day u damn god4sakin dad came bak 4rm a trip, maybe they wudnt have crafted a stunted iiimbecile... Son-of-beechee i knw how hard it is to act like you got sense buh dnt gve up... NOTE: quoting me wudnt improve ur I.Q coz its fixed in a dehydrated vacuum
Ok wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 12:12am On Sep 08, 2015
Gurgle:


smiley I mean like

LOL..I get all sorts. youd be surprised
Naaah, I just come here to unwind and nothing more. I used to hate this section before but I later gotta understand that chatting with some folks here is actually fun.. .. . So yeah, I do enjoy it.


Well you are pretty popular, so I ain't that surprised anyways.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Shugaryme(f): 12:14am On Sep 08, 2015
Oahray:
what am I wearing? tongue
Boxers tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by CUM4WHAT(m): 12:21am On Sep 08, 2015
Gurgle:


please, its ok
dnt mind d roaches dah wann to spoil our meal. Anytym, i wud b ther to protect yo even tho d hyenas wake-up...
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 12:24am On Sep 08, 2015
FriedPlantain:

Naaah, I just come here to unwind and nothing more. I used to hate this section before but I later gotta understand that chatting with you girls is actually fun.. .. . So yeah, I do enjoy it.


Well you are pretty popular, so I ain't that surprised anyways.

Lool really...I cant imagine you in any other section cheesy

Hmm. I think people just chase anything with an (f) to be honest grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by CUM4WHAT(m): 12:25am On Sep 08, 2015
2dice:
mtcheww grin
Sweet dreams
Rem. To wear your Pampers and
Wash the Cucumber after use tongue..
only God knows if dose market women dah use dis cucumber, do wash b4 selling cheesy cheesy cheesy

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