kaboninc:


Lol. The one wet you dey navigate like HORbasanjo?

Nor h-understand o!

KanwuliaJara:
"Housewives on NL"!
Una dey jolos?
Na $10,000 I dey work for this week o!

The money wey una go take "feed" for one year, na im I go take wash "KPEKUS" for one week o!

Time to go massssturbate and SLEEP!
The dude bite my BIG BREEEESSSSTZ too much!
Verrrrrry SWEEEEEET!!!!

*making a call to my job and canceling for THE WHOLE WEEK*

I don chop finish o!

Una take kia!!!!

*zooooom off to bed to 'touch myself'*

Werrin be this , pata ati brassier , why you wan spoil my dinner tonight ?

Truckpusher:
500 pounds ke!

Abeg KanwuliaJara , spice up this thread.

The room is becoming boring ,abi you dey on top dey chop something?

see how Bleep matter dey sweet u. Are U starving? lol

wetin be bleep ooo oga seun?

thelish:



see how Bleep matter dey sweet u. Are U starving? lol

wetin be bleep ooo oga seun?

Wetin be bleep?

neoapocalypse:



Werrin be this , pata ati brassier , why you wan spoil my dinner tonight ?

Hahahahaha
You not see as we CLEAN?

KanwuliaJara:


Then you don't know YOUR NIGERIAN POLITICIANS!
Very GHYENEROUS!!!!
Which Online Dude fit afford all dis wan?
Potential buyers ke?
Not for sale o!

Loool.

Texas Orchard, never underestimate the power of cyberspace and the lurking eyes. Not for sale? - Everything has a price and there's always someone will offer you an amount you can't reject. Let's say someone offers you $20,000 for 2 days (that's twice the money for half the number of days) to bite the ""BIG BREEEESSSSTZ"" - are you going to reject the offer?

Anyway, to get that - you just have to execute a better marketing strategy and target potential moneybags. Right now, you're only targeting the bitter and obese women who populate this section. A lot of them (if not all) do the same thing you're advertising on this thread. But they only give it out for free and in some cases pay the guys to bite their ""BIG BREEEESSSSTZ". So you're only going to make them more bitter and attract negativity to ya business. So you've to come with a whole new game plan and target the right people with ya selling point, which is the ""BIG BREEEESSSSTZ".

Gotta put 'em ""BIG BREEEESSSSTZ" on display, hun. That's how you market ya selling point, and who knows, someone might travel all the way to Houston, and triple whatever money is on offer now - just to bite 'em thangs there, ya dig? If you can give us the orchard for free - you should be able to give us a picstory of the *"BIG BREEEESSSSTZ".

KanwuliaJara:


Na who be dis?

An old Nl fan.

Ontop ya matter, share the $10k give me ooo.

Truckpusher:
Wetin be bleep?

what I typed was different from bleep. Answer d main question first.

KanwuliaJara:


Have fun jor!
The people dia na ASSORTED-ASSORTED!

That una ship for touch LARgos nau or BORNNY or pass through RIVER NAIJA

Shymm3x:


Loool.

Texas Orchard, never underestimate the power of cyberspace and the lurking eyes. Not for sale? - Everything has a price and there's always someone will offer you an amount you can't reject. Let's say someone offers you $20,000 for 2 days (that's twice the money for half the number of days) to bite the ""BIG BREEEESSSSTZ"" - are you going to reject the offer?

Anyway, to get that - you just have to execute a better marketing strategy and target potential moneybags. Right now, you're only targeting the bitter and obese women who populate this section. A lot of them (if not all) do the same thing you're advertising on this thread. But they only give it out for free and in some cases pay the guys to bite their ""BIG BREEEESSSSTZ". So you're only going to make them more bitter and attract negativity to ya business. So you've to come with a whole new game plan and target the right people with ya selling point, which is the ""BIG BREEEESSSSTZ".

Gotta put 'em ""BIG BREEEESSSSTZ" on display, hun. That's how you market ya selling point, and who knows, someone might travel all the way to Houston, and triple whatever money is on offer now - just to bite 'em thangs there, ya dig? If you can give us the orchard for free - you should be able to give us a picstory of the *"BIG BREEEESSSSTZ".

You want the NL E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI "BITTER KOLA WOMEN" with "small breeeeessssstz" to ban me?

Naaaaaaaaaaaa!
I refuse all online offers! I only play safe and HAND-PICK my own partners I have known for over 20 years.
No new partners!

I SIMPLY RECYCLE THE DUDES IN MY LIFE.

Men with WIVES AND CHILDREN. I don't date SINGLE GUYS. Or accept payment from single guys on or offline!

Some of the single guys are working with the UGGGGGGLY, "BITTER, SINGLE WOMEN OF NL"!!!!!!!!
No! I don't DIG!!!!!

Enjoy the view!
Size 40DD!!!!!

kaboninc:


That una ship for touch LARgos nau or BORNNY or pass through RIVER NAIJA

Absolutely NOT!

KanwuliaJara:





You want the NL E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI "BITTER KOLA WOMEN" with "small breeeeessssstz" to ban me?

Naaaaaaaaaaaa!
I refuse all online offers! I only play safe and HAND-PICK my own partners I have known for over 20 years.
No new partners!

I SIMPLY RECYCLE THE DUDES IN MY LIFE.

Men with WIVES AND CHILDREN. I don't date SINGLE GUYS. Or accept payment from single guys on or offline!

Some of the single guys are working with the UGGGGGGLY, "BITTER, SINGLE WOMEN OF NL"!!!!!!!!
No! I don't DIG!!!!!

Enjoy the view!
Size 40DD!!!!!

40 double deeeee


Choi

Na you oooo

KanwuliaJara:


Absolutely NOT!

Kikikikiki.....una for just LOSS enter TruckPusher haus for Nembe

kaboninc:


Kikikikiki.....una for just LOSS enter TruckPusher haus for Nembe

The ship nor go reach Nembe sef!

jaybee3:


40 double deeeee


Choi

Na you oooo

Nor be small load o!

KanwuliaJara:


Nor be small load o!

This one you dey SOW HUS ya BRA...show HUS da REAL thing naaa.

I wan CHI the BRWEEEEAASSSTTTTT

Best thread ever!

This woman won't kill me i swear.

40dd

That's some serious health issue ke how you dey carry am?

Phema:
Best thread ever!

I'm telling you.... very interesting something.

KanwuliaJara:



You want the NL E BADU BELLE AND E JOLOSI "BITTER KOLA WOMEN" with "small breeeeessssstz" to ban me?

Naaaaaaaaaaaa!
I refuse all online offers! I only play safe and HAND-PICK my own partners I have known for over 20 years.
No new partners!

I SIMPLY RECYCLE THE DUDES IN MY LIFE.

Men with WIVES AND CHILDREN. I don't date SINGLE GUYS. Or accept payment from single guys on or offline!

Some of the single guys are working with the UGGGGGGLY, "BITTER, SINGLE WOMEN OF NL"!!!!!!!!
No! I don't DIG!!!!!

Enjoy the view!
Size 40DD!!!!!

Hahaha! Where the pic at? You sure know tons of perverts were patiently waiting for the real deal, with vaseline on one hand. Darn! You just broke their hearts! You are a bad bad woman and a heart breaker looool.

On a serious note, a pick with the mammary glands in a bra would've been a more appropriate pic lol. 40DD ain't bad tho - they should be enough for two bowls of coco pops after milking the cow lol. But with the way you emphasised the "breasssssstz" - I was expecting at least an F-cup and enough milk to feed a nation loool. Regardless, you are packing - nice.

You can't be worrying about inconsequential bitter folks - just focus on ya hustle and get paid. Life is short and you gotta ride the wheels any way/how you know till they fall off.

Loool. Ain't no single nyggah paying $10,000 to beat any woman - he'd rather beat off his Mutombo with his hands than do that lool. I was just alluding to the fact that you never know who's reading on these sides and you might get an offer you can't reject. If someone offers to triple that 10grand for half the days - I'm sure you won't reject it. That's the hustler's ambition - all money is good money loool.

Still wanna see the real deal tho.

A big thank to Op... I'm blessed.

CHAI!!!! After suffering through this epistle, I was adequately rewarded by Kanwuliajara and truckpusher! this is the most thoroughly derailed and entertaining thread I have seen in a while.
Truckpusher
Kanwulia love how you just keep it real every single time. wish I had your courage and boldness to just give societal and religious expectations, the middle finger

bestestgirl:
CHAI!!!! After suffering through this epistle, I was adequately rewarded by Kanwuliajara and truckpusher! this is the most thoroughly derailed and entertaining thread I have seen in a while.
Truckpusher
Kanwulia love how you just keep it real every single time. wish I had your courage and boldness to just give societal and religious expectations, the middle finger

If you see the video wey I make dis morning?
Hmmmmmmmm!!!
My family members wey I send still dey "fast and pray" on my behalf!




It sure got "HOT" in here!
So glad TP was not within my reach!
Hmmmmmmmm!!!!
EBENEBEEEE!!!!

E for catch fish tayaaaaaaa ke!

KanwuliaJara:


If you see the video wey I make dis morning?
Hmmmmmmmm!!!
My family members wey I send still dey "fast and pray" on my behalf!




It sure got "HOT" in here!
So glad TP was not within my reach!
Hmmmmmmmm!!!!
EBENEBEEEE!!!!

E for catch fish tayaaaaaaa ke!

Hahaha....SHEND HUS D VIDEO nauuu

kaboninc:


Hahaha....SHEND HUS D VIDEO nauuu

Hmmmmmm!!!!
Even my papa wey dey grave dey sleep for 10 years go "RAY-ceive" BAN!!!! :

Hmmm!
Hmmmmmmmm!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm!

KanwuliaJara wetin diapers and pant liner dey do for ground

This woman.
Abeg any body dey find him husband. Come and identify oh.

Lost but found

Shymm3x:


Hahaha! Where the pic at? You sure know tons of perverts were patiently waiting for the real deal, with vaseline on one hand. Darn! You just broke their hearts! You are a bad bad woman and a heart breaker looool.

On a serious note, a pick with the mammary glands in a bra would've been a more appropriate pic lol. 40DD ain't bad tho - they should be enough for two bowls of coco pops after milking the cow lol. But with the way you emphasised the "breasssssstz" - I was expecting at least an F-cup and enough milk to feed a nation loool. Regardless, you are packing - nice.

You can't be worrying about inconsequential bitter folks - just focus on ya hustle and get paid. Life is short and you gotta ride the wheels any way/how you know till they fall off.

Loool. Ain't no single nyggah paying $10,000 to beat any woman - he'd rather beat off his Mutombo with his hands than do that lool. I was just alluding to the fact that you never know who's reading on these sides and you might get an offer you can't reject. If someone offers to triple that 10grand for half the days - I'm sure you won't reject it. That's the hustler's ambition - all money is good money loool.

Still wanna see the real deal tho.

When I am ready for another BAN, I will post it ke!
Make we make am a "special TEHN" project.
When una donate common $5K for my account, we are in business!!!!


Ok! No need to argue with you!
I nor be hustler o!
This is pure entertainment!
From men I have known for over 20 years!
I don't do new partners!

Omo! Tax free money from this dude don reach $70,000 o!

Na who wan join una h-opinion nyansh for free with broke-arse-gossiping shemaluuuus of NL!


Twaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!

KanwuliaJara:
Phases of Marriage?
When "police wives" travel with their husbands thinking "all is well"!
When you can CHOP and LET CHOP!

Chop quickly and release the DUDE BACK TO HIS WIFE ON ANOTHER FLOOR OF THE SAME HOTEL!!!
If he faints on your poohsie, just DRRRRRRAG am out of your room LOCK YOUR DOOR!
Hotel "SEKURITY" go handle the rest!

Pant and "brazzy" don land for graaaaaand SHARP-SHARP!

Condom ke?
For an almost 60 year-old BLOKOS?
You wan suffocatAN?

Chai. How condom wan enter that kin blokus kwanu.
Make person no die for your hand oh. You know say these pdp people sabi get stroke. Dem no dey xercise at all at all o

Wetin OP dey talk sef for this topic. I no understand one bit.

Chillisauce:


Chai. How condom wan enter that kin blokus kwanu.
Make person no die for your hand oh. You know say these pdp people sabi get stroke. Dem no dey xercise at all at all o

Sayyyyy whaaaaaaat?
No be dis wan o!

Condom ke? NAIJA MARRIED man? IMPOSSSSSSIBLE!!!!!!!
Common high blood pressure E NOR GET!
Diabetes? For whiaaaaaa?
Very fit! With STROOOOONG TINZ!
E get 7 children o!
Wia im wan die go?

Truckpusher:
Aha!

Na dis kin place dem go see you.

KanwuliaJara:


Sayyyyy whaaaaaaat?
No be dis wan o!
Common high blood pressure E NOR GET!
Diabetes? For whia.

E get 7 children o!
Wia im wan die go?

Dis one wey him dey handle 2 women the same time. Him heart fit carry am so?

Nigerian men sabi get hat attack oh.
What am I even saying. Dem get experience for this kin thing wellu wellu