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Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by datprincess(f): 10:31pm On Sep 08, 2015

The high-functioning part of a man’s brain basically shuts down the minute your pants come off. It’s not that we don’t think; our thoughts just become, well, simple.Naked woman. Must touch.

But that changes when we go down on you because, suddenly, we have a goal. We need a strategy. And we need to silence theme, me, mepart of our brains long enough to make you feel totally happy with your decision to get into bed with us. In that moment, here’s what your guy is likely to be thinking.

1. Is That It?
A man’s penis is easy to find. It’s all up in your face like a new Beyoncé song. But your clitoris? It’s more like an original-press Beatles album on vinyl. The early stuff, no less. You can spend hours in a record shop, flipping through the wrong piles. Then suddenly…there it is! Hallelujah!

2. Whoa. Great Angle.
It’s underboob city down here. You look fantastic. We’d be happy to snap some pictures if you’d like.

3. Oh, No. It’s Stubble.
Those little one-sixteenth-inch hairs? They hurt. Don’t get us wrong—we’re still happy to be down here. But if you think about it before our next hook-up, a shave would be nice. Or maybe a wax? If that’s not your style, just grow it out a little so your pubes don’t feel like sandpaper.

4. I Sure Hope This Pays Off in a Mouth Gig.
One giveth and one receiv..CLICK HERE TO READ MORE..http://www.odiongist.com/2015/08/the-high-functioning-part-of-mans-brain.html

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by ladyF(f): 10:32pm On Sep 08, 2015

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by drnairalov: 10:32pm On Sep 08, 2015

i dont understand this..what is getting down?

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by MISSNORA(f): 10:33pm On Sep 08, 2015

Mtchew

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by MISSNORA(f): 10:34pm On Sep 08, 2015

drnairalov:
i dont understand this..what is getting down?

Ask d person above u

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by rawpadgin(m): 10:35pm On Sep 08, 2015

Perverted tread

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by drnairalov: 10:36pm On Sep 08, 2015

MISSNORA:
As d person above u

u re now above me
what is getting down aunty Nora?? *sadface

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by Cutehector(m): 10:43pm On Sep 08, 2015

Its either d op is a guy or this this post was copied... Iranu

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by xpac01(m): 10:48pm On Sep 08, 2015

Dayummn,!! What picture is that

Looks like a snow mould... That's nice tho.

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by Nobody: 10:52pm On Sep 08, 2015

Cutehector:
Its either d op is a guy or this this post was copied... Iranu

#Tha truth#

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by Nobody: 11:02pm On Sep 08, 2015

MISSNORA:
Ask d person above u

MissNora..Hmmmm

You registered on Sept1 and this is Sept8..you already have 666posts.. According to my analysis, your average post per day is 84..Sorry can I ask you some questions?. Pls say the truth..

*Do you work?
*Are you a student?
*Where do you live?
*Are you married/single?
*Dont you have nose to perceive something bogus within you?

Hope to hear from you soon!.
Regards

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by falconey(m): 11:13pm On Sep 08, 2015

sherlock holmes is above me

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by datprincess(f): 11:40pm On Sep 08, 2015

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by Bamz(m): 12:07am On Sep 09, 2015

datprincess:

men.. you fine!

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by datprincess(f): 12:10am On Sep 09, 2015

thanks

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by seunny4lif(m): 1:08am On Sep 09, 2015

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by lonelydora: 6:37am On Sep 09, 2015

I don't understand anything here.

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by icekoko(f): 6:47am On Sep 09, 2015

Rubbish post. I didn't understand one single thing. undecided

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by charger09(m): 7:20am On Sep 09, 2015

datprincess:
thanks

he is only deceiving you dear..u r just 5/10 truthisbitter

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by datprincess(f): 7:26am On Sep 09, 2015

lol..

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by Idydarling(f): 8:45am On Sep 09, 2015

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by Abayor7: 10:04am On Sep 09, 2015

profojah:

MissNora..Hmmmm

You registered on Sept1 and this is Sept8..you already have 666posts.. According to my analysis, your average post per day is 84..Sorry can I ask you some questions?. Pls say the truth..

*Do you work?
*Are you a student?
*Where do you live?
*Are you married/single?
*Dont you have nose to perceive something bogus within you?

Hope to hear from you soon!.
Regards

so u are following her profile?

Get urself a job first.

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by Nobody: 10:12am On Sep 09, 2015

Abayor7:

so u are following her profile?

Get urself a job first.

I'm getting my money from the internet..Do you have one abayo cos you sudnt be here by now?. You need to get something doing faq

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by datprincess(f): 10:57am On Sep 09, 2015

lol...

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by 400billionman: 11:48am On Sep 09, 2015

Why is this one laughing. ?

Smh..

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by TheSuperNerd(m): 12:23pm On Sep 09, 2015

Hahahahahahahahahahaha............. Thought I was the only one to observe this. Wow! You must be Sherlock holmes or Dick Tracy of NL. Hahahahahahaha.....

profojah:

MissNora..Hmmmm

You registered on Sept1 and this is Sept8..you already have 666posts.. According to my analysis, your average post per day is 84..Sorry can I ask you some questions?. Pls say the truth..

*Do you work?
*Are you a student?
*Where do you live?
*Are you married/single?
*Dont you have nose to perceive something bogus within you?

Hope to hear from you soon!.
Regards

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by TheSuperNerd(m): 12:25pm On Sep 09, 2015

Or maybe dick tracy..... Hahahahahahaha

falconey:
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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by TheSuperNerd(m): 12:32pm On Sep 09, 2015

Haba! Relax na...... I'm guessing his intentions aren't in bad light. Besides, some of us are online workers(thus can switch between multiple sites with one click) u know. The world's a global village u know.... *smiles*

And his questions may be nosy but youth of today have to face the truth.

Abayor7:

so u are following her profile?

Get urself a job first.

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by EmagNig(m): 12:42pm On Sep 09, 2015

very funny, mumu things.. then they will become babies overnight just because them want enter flesh

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by datprincess(f): 2:15pm On Sep 09, 2015

Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by Adasun(m): 5:09pm On Sep 09, 2015

profojah:

MissNora..Hmmmm

You registered on Sept1 and this is Sept8..you already have 666posts.. According to my analysis, your average post per day is 84..Sorry can I ask you some questions?. Pls say the truth..

*Do you work?
*Are you a student?
*Where do you live?
*Are you married/single?
*Dont you have nose to perceive something bogus within you?

Hope to hear from you soon!.
Regards

hahahahahahah Efcc agent is here.

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Re: Funniest Things Men Thinks While And When Going Down On Their Woman Lol... by shut(f): 7:30pm On Sep 09, 2015

datprincess:

The high-functioning part of a man’s brain basically shuts down the minute your pants come off. It’s not that we don’t think; our thoughts just become, well, simple.Naked woman. Must touch.

But that changes when we go down on you because, suddenly, we have a goal. We need a strategy. And we need to silence theme, me, mepart of our brains long enough to make you feel totally happy with your decision to get into bed with us. In that moment, here’s what your guy is likely to be thinking.

1. Is That It?
A man’s penis is easy to find. It’s all up in your face like a new Beyoncé song. But your clitoris? It’s more like an original-press Beatles album on vinyl. The early stuff, no less. You can spend hours in a record shop, flipping through the wrong piles. Then suddenly…there it is! Hallelujah!

2. Whoa. Great Angle.
It’s underboob city down here. You look fantastic. We’d be happy to snap some pictures if you’d like.

3. Oh, No. It’s Stubble.
Those little one-sixteenth-inch hairs? They hurt. Don’t get us wrong—we’re still happy to be down here. But if you think about it before our next hook-up, a shave would be nice. Or maybe a wax? If that’s not your style, just grow it out a little so your pubes don’t feel like sandpaper.

4. I Sure Hope This Pays Off in a Mouth Gig.
One giveth and one receiv..CLICK HERE TO READ MORE..http://www.odiongist.com/2015/08/the-high-functioning-part-of-mans-brain.html

english please lipsrsealed

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