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Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 5:12pm On Sep 08, 2015
spencekat:
Prayer and then study the Bible and after that,read papers online and off to tidy up,before going to work.
do u pray for nairalanders too?
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by tohphunmie(f): 5:15pm On Sep 08, 2015
jonaifame22:
so fine gals too can shiit, u don't look like u shiit? Pls wats the colour of ur shiit is it the same as dat of ugly people?
looool...ofcos now! Funny you!!
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 5:18pm On Sep 08, 2015
tohphunmie:

looool...ofcos now! Funny you!!
u didn't answer the question, is it the same colour as that of ugly people, and secondly does it smell too, infact do u mess also?
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Wyclefniranz(m): 5:25pm On Sep 08, 2015
return dat dick to it normal position undecided kiss undecided
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 5:38pm On Sep 08, 2015
Wyclefniranz:
return dat dick to it normal position undecided kiss undecided
my brother sometimes dic*k can disgrace somebody,In my university days, a gal came in2 my room wthout knockn I was still in bed,and my dic*k was erect and throbbing,when I noticed her presence she now said I should pls help her put her charger in the socket so she cld charge her fone, my brother to stand up come be war because I no wear boxers sleep, if not I for hang am,thank God for another friend who came in at d time so I had to tell him to help her out if not ehn, I for lie down there till the thing come down or I lie for am say leg they pain me I no fit waka not to talk of to come down from bed
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Nobody: 5:52pm On Sep 08, 2015
I reach out for the love of my life
MY PHONE
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 6:08pm On Sep 08, 2015
jomile:
I reach out for the love of my life
MY PHONE
ehn ehn, so ur fone is the love of ur life?
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Nobody: 6:26pm On Sep 08, 2015
jonaifame22:
ehn ehn, so ur fone is the love of ur life?
Yeah... I just said that
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 6:32pm On Sep 08, 2015
jomile:
Yeah... I just said that
so wat's dat thing dat ur fone can do for you dat a man can't do?
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Nobody: 6:51pm On Sep 08, 2015
tohphunmie:
My phone >sad then my bible grin
is lyk u didn't get the question right
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by girlhaley(f): 6:59pm On Sep 08, 2015
my face then my fone

any qualms....
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 7:47pm On Sep 08, 2015
girlhaley:
my face then my fone


any qualms....
not really buh why do gals check their face everytime, is it dat dey always forget wat they look like?
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by sparkleice(f): 7:49pm On Sep 08, 2015
jonaifame22:
hehehehe, I knew dat mirror part must be there, gals can't do without it
lolzzzz @ ur gf response abt her pu**sy
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Abudu2000(m): 7:51pm On Sep 08, 2015
check to see if my bae is around coz dese girls ain't loyal
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 7:54pm On Sep 08, 2015
sparkleice:
lolzzzz @ ur gf response abt her pu**sy
is she my gf sef?
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by girlhaley(f): 7:55pm On Sep 08, 2015
jonaifame22:
not really buh why do gals check their face everytime, is it dat dey always forget wat they look like?
ur idea....
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 8:03pm On Sep 08, 2015
girlhaley:
ur idea....
makes real sense
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by girlhaley(f): 8:09pm On Sep 08, 2015
jonaifame22:
makes real sense
for yah mind?grin
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Kingsley1000(m): 8:10pm On Sep 08, 2015
jonaifame22:
my brother sometimes dic*k can disgrace somebody,In my university days, a gal came in2 my room wthout knockn I was still in bed,and my dic*k was erect and throbbing,when I noticed her presence she now said I should pls help her put her charger in the socket so she cld charge her fone, my brother to stand up come be war because I no wear boxers sleep, if not I for hang am,thank God for another friend who came in at d time so I had to tell him to help her out if not ehn, I for lie down there till the thing come down or I lie for am say leg they pain me I no fit waka not to talk of to come down from bed
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 8:20pm On Sep 08, 2015
Abudu2000:
check to see if my bae is around coz dese girls ain't loyal
I swear mehn dey ain't
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by spencekat(m): 8:31pm On Sep 08, 2015
jonaifame22:
do u pray for nairalanders too?
grin
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 8:32pm On Sep 08, 2015
spencekat:
grin
talk na, dis is not a laffn matter
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by sparkleice(f): 9:07pm On Sep 08, 2015
jonaifame22:
is she my gf sef?
hmmmm.
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 9:12pm On Sep 08, 2015
sparkleice:
hmmmm.
hehehe
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by spencekat(m): 6:32am On Sep 09, 2015
jonaifame22:
talk na, dis is not a laffn matter
Ok.Not all.
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Yongi99(m): 6:47am On Sep 09, 2015
my phone to check livescores
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 7:23am On Sep 09, 2015
Yongi99:
my phone to check livescores
which club u be?
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Yongi99(m): 7:35am On Sep 09, 2015
jonaifame22:
which club u be?
i be chelsea
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 7:38am On Sep 09, 2015
Yongi99:
i be chelsea
up blues!
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Nobody: 10:30am On Sep 09, 2015
LOL..my phone
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by jonaifame22(m): 11:06am On Sep 09, 2015
mhizmayorall:
LOL..my phone
to check ur misssed calls abi?
Re: What's The First Thing U Reach For When U Wake Up In The Morning by Nobody: 1:13pm On Sep 09, 2015
jonaifame22:
to check ur misssed calls abi?




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