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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:12pm On Sep 09, 2015
Gurgle
Something peculiar about your former do @ your personal text?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by chimerase2: 10:13pm On Sep 09, 2015
Sassybae:
embarassed embarassed embarassed
dis is tooo much cry cry cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:13pm On Sep 09, 2015
Infinity? cheesy that's not normal

The stubborn gurl is fine
Sinnzu:
Till infinity and beyond seff grin. Hows roomie??
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:14pm On Sep 09, 2015
Gurgle
something peculiar about your former dp @ your personal text?
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 10:15pm On Sep 09, 2015
MrsPhyno:

lol funny enough i wasnt i jus thought i had. anyways i also did like wise without all the insulting cause im too refined for dat grin

geez. ive had like two apples and a peace of gum today and i look hot tongue grin but im hungry as hell

modified: maybe thats why i always ask about ur food cause im eating vicariously thru o loool chai grin

Lol refined ke. You just cant refute your loser status grin

No way I cant do that. If I try it I'll start seeing ghosts by the end of the day..stab that. What the heck kind of fruit is apple, you couldn't even find a banana or something with some meat to it?? I like apples but I have to eat it with something, its only 100 calories shocked, most of it is water self

Yeah I think something is eating for real through me, its like I don't even derive anything from my food.. some winsh like you is spiritually digesting my food, I need to cast it away grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 10:17pm On Sep 09, 2015
MrsPhyno:

u too dey fear grin

cc: Classsyalabolas

this ur moniker na finger twister o smh

Lol do you blame me...freaky guy like him lipsrsealed

Lol you even fit type am...na copy and paste tins..i wont break my fingers for you people o
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:18pm On Sep 09, 2015
naijaboiy:

I know you well enough and you deserve this kind of treatment. gringringrin

I know you are not missclassy/niklausa. But don't forget I never said so.

ROTFL!!! gringringringrin

I am not Aisha. Aisha is just a copy cat who is trying so hard to be me.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:18pm On Sep 09, 2015
MrsPhyno:

u too dey fear grin

cc: Classsyalabolas

this ur moniker na finger twister o smh


finger abi tongue twister? grin

if it's too difficult for you, then just call me darkrebel - don't worry, I'll see the mention
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 10:18pm On Sep 09, 2015
Classsyalabolas:


i guess only igbos talk like they have phlegm in their throats..cos that 'hian' sounds like someone.clearing his/her throat grin


Yeah because Igbos spit when theyre disgusted at something so its just an extension of that
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:19pm On Sep 09, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol refined ke. You just cant refute your loser status grin

No way I cant do that. If I try it I'll start seeing ghosts by the end of the day..stab that. What the heck kind of fruit is apple, you couldn't even find a banana or something with some meat to it?? I like apples but I have to eat it with something, its only 100 calories shocked, most of it is water self

Yeah I think something is eating for real through me, its like I don't even derive anything from my food.. some winsh like you is spiritually digesting my food, I need to cast it away grin
Okay I don hear u too like arguments woman

Yes well to get figure 8 comes by only fasting and prayer grin JK. Its more of a maintenance thing cause my stomach is my pride and joy which ofc u would know nothing about
I don't like bananas grin

u must have a really good metabolism... im jealous grin if i eat it goes straight to my thighs/hips.... so i jus dont grin
someone like u should be obese right now please tell us what is ur secret tongue
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 10:19pm On Sep 09, 2015
blublahd:
Gurgle
something peculiar about your former dp @ your personal text?

Yeah it was from a protest but I just found it after googling "picture" and used it without realizing so I changed it to this one, im sure its quite harmless lol
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:20pm On Sep 09, 2015
Classsyalabolas:



finger abi tongue twister? grin

if it's too difficult for you, then just call me darkrebel - don't worry, I'll see the mention
no be my tongue i dey use do am nah, na my finger grin so the fingers end up twisted

okay sah. ekaro sah grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 10:20pm On Sep 09, 2015
richommie:
Tufiakwa!!! tongue

Mrspiano pls teach google how to cook rice and beans!angry
all dese ajebutter gals sef grin


#YoLO




LOL she no fit teach me anything..cant you see her chewing on apples like a stubborn goat..forget it mehn..
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:21pm On Sep 09, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol who told you I have an Anambra accent...who even told you Im from Anambra

What kind of accent do you have?

i took a wild guess ... so where are you from?

let's just say i float like linguistics students would say.
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:22pm On Sep 09, 2015
Endure for love embarassed
chimerase2:
dis is tooo much cry cry cry
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:22pm On Sep 09, 2015
richommie:
Tufiakwa!!! tongue

Mrspiano pls teach google how to cook rice and beans!angry
all dese ajebutter gals sef grin

type my moniker correctly to respect the man abeg grin
don't mind her. ordinary rice and beans o. ewa and.... how do u say rice in yoruba grin

Gurgle:

LOL she no fit teach me anything..cant you see her chewing on apples like a stubborn goat..forget it mehn..
jus cause i dont cook for myself no mean say i no fit

do u think im like u who cuts plantains like logs of wood grin
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by sinizia: 10:24pm On Sep 09, 2015
cherryice:
sinizia kiss bn busy hun kiss
hw you

Are you working 4 shifts? tongue angry

I'm super duper fly, you? wink
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:26pm On Sep 09, 2015
Gurgle:


Lol do you blame me...freaky guy like him lipsrsealed

Lol you even fit type am...na copy and paste tins..i wont break my fingers for you people o

who are you calling freaky? cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:27pm On Sep 09, 2015
Sassybae:
Infinity? cheesy that's not normal
The stubborn gurl is fine
Thats how far i can go wink
Okay hun. Cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by chimerase2: 10:28pm On Sep 09, 2015
Sassybae:
Endure for love embarassed
I resemble mr endurance angry
Pesin way corner u for ma front u say make I endure for luv undecided
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:28pm On Sep 09, 2015
Gurgle:


LOL she no fit teach me anything..cant you see her chewing on apples like a stubborn goat..forget it mehn..

i wl not forget it woo-mehncheesy

until u learn how to cook rice and beans angry


#YoLo
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 10:28pm On Sep 09, 2015
MrsPhyno:

Okay I don hear u too like arguments woman

Yes well to get figure 8 comes by only fasting and prayer grin JK. Its more of a maintenance thing cause my stomach is my pride and joy which ofc u would know nothing about
I don't like bananas grin

u must have a really good metabolism... im jealous grin if i eat it goes straight to my thighs/hips.... so i jus dont grin
someone like u should be obese right now please tell us what is ur secret tongue

LOL fyi I got confirmation from your thread that nobody cares about flat stomachs so leave me to jiggle jare..

Yeah I tried to eat a banana this morning but I couldn't face it lipsrsealed Im only in the mood for it at certain times

Yeah its high...me and my siblings should be obese but somehow we're not.. I don't know o

Btw weight on hips and thighs is nice, whats the problem..leave it to go there it looks good
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 10:30pm On Sep 09, 2015
Classsyalabolas:


i took a wild guess ... so where are you from?

let's just say i float like linguistics students would say.

Is it that polished Nigerian accent that city-dwellers have? My dad has that, its great

Im from a secret-location grin

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:31pm On Sep 09, 2015
MrsPhyno:

no be my tongue i dey use do am nah, na my finger grin so the fingers end up twisted

okay sah. ekaro sah grin



ekaro is for greeting in the morning ..
you were meant to say ekaale - which means good evening..
shame on you tongue

MrsPhyno:

lol all those thick anambra accents are funny but people like phyno's 042 accent... very soft and nice. igbo accent's are cute o grin stop to dey rain on our parade

ehm. i no know o grin but it depends on what u mean by both 'rough' and 'handled'

are you sure you are not related to Phyno ?
this your celebrity worship is off-the-charts


what do you mean? yorubas that sound like Latinos when they speak.
if Igbos sound cute, then we descendants of Oduduwa sound even cuter . cheesy
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:33pm On Sep 09, 2015
Gurgle:


LOL fyi I got confirmation from your thread that nobody cares about flat stomachs so leave me to jiggle jare..

Yeah I tried to eat a banana this morning but I couldn't face it lipsrsealed Im only in the mood for it at certain times

Yeah its high...me and my siblings should be obese but somehow we're not.. I don't know o

Btw weight on hips and thighs is nice, whats the problem..leave it to go there it looks good
leave me to jiggle ..... no kill me o grin dey eat dey fat dey jiggle dey go nothing do u grin

@bolded should I comment on that innuendo or nah grin

lucky goats the lot of you.... so u all eat well in ur fam not just u? big eaters smh @God beht why not me too

Ehhh lemme alone. I'm too young to look 25 grin I wanna look like a small gehl
Besides you're just considering african mentality which is obvs not shared the world over....
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:34pm On Sep 09, 2015
Lovely wink

What you doing?
Sinnzu:
Thats how far i can go wink

Okay hun. Cool
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:35pm On Sep 09, 2015
Sassybae:
Lovely wink
What you doing?
Fighting with you. And you??
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 10:35pm On Sep 09, 2015
MrsPhyno:

type my moniker correctly to respect the man abeg grin
don't mind her. ordinary rice and beans o. ewa and.... how do u say rice in yoruba grin


jus cause i dont cook for myself no mean say i no fit

do u think im like u who cuts plantains like logs of wood grin

LOL leave me abegiiii..I don't know what was disturbing me that day I cut them like that..ahnnn

So what are you going to do now..na derailers paradise you go chop? Nansense

Imagine you talking to people who have already eaten sad
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:36pm On Sep 09, 2015
MrsPhyno:

type my moniker correctly to respect the man abeg grin
don't mind her. ordinary rice and beans o. ewa and.... how do u say rice in yoruba grin



its still rice.oo

pino pino said i shud be calling im piano grin
because dats his best instrument. iho ta go?


pls help me teach her ooangry


#YOlO
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:36pm On Sep 09, 2015
Classsyalabolas:



ekaro is for greeting in the morning ..
you were meant to say ekaale - which means good evening..
shame on you tongue



are you sure you are not related to Phyno ?
this your celebrity worship is off-the-charts


what do you mean? yorubas that sound like Latinos when they speak.
if Igbos sound cute, then we descendants of Oduduwa sound even cuter . cheesy
oh sorry... they all get mixed up... they sound too alike
why are u shaming me I am not an Ibadan gehl grin and never claimed to be

lol related? that would be weird. Igbo culture doesnt allow for incest oooo grin
no be celeb worship na love grin im jus that type i think. i get obsessed with like a thing/person for a while; sometimes years. It will die larra grin

grin grin grin grin grin
okay sah. Whatever u say.

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Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Nobody: 10:37pm On Sep 09, 2015
Am sorry embarassed don't bring it here too
Sinnzu:
Fighting with you. And you??
Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by Gurgle(f): 10:37pm On Sep 09, 2015
Classsyalabolas:


who are you calling freaky? cheesy


YOU lipsrsealed

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