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How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Nobody: 10:10pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
What i am about to share is based on personal experience on how to catch a cheater and how not to be caught cheating. It will benefit both the cheater and the cheated. 1. Traces of Lipsticks: When your man comes back home, swipe his chest, nippple, neck, and peni$ with a white handkerchief, if he was with a ho or side chic, depending on the type of sexual activity he was engaged in, it will show. To avoid this, guys, take a shower after or scrub the parts of your body that you suspect your lady of easy virtue might have left her 'trademark'. 2. Wet Boxers: Men like to perform a kind of ablution after sex. If he just did before coming home his underwear will still be moist by the time he gets home. To avoid being detected, guys, use a towel or a handkerchief to dry your JT and wait a little bit for your body to dry before putting on your briefs. However, this could be difficult if you patronize a chic that stays in a face-me-i-face-you house or a brothel with a common bathroom, which might be quite a distance from where the action took place. 3. Smell of Strange Deodorants/Perfumes: If your man uses deodorants, roll-on, perfumes or whatever, you know the smell and if he doesn't, you also know. This is to say that if he comes home with a feminine deodorant than the 212 men you know he uses, there is something wrong. To avoid being caught, guys, don't use your 'other' chic's perfume or deodorant to freshen up especially when madam of the house can sniff/smell you from a million miles away based on what she knows you use. You can also have two bottles of each perfume you use: one in the car and one at home. 4. Smell of Condom: Latex condoms have this rubber kind of odor that they give. if your man just got intimate with another woman using a condom before coming home, you should be able to perceive a smell of condom. To discover this, you as a lady will need to read point number 5. To avoid this, guys, take a shower/wash with soap after the encounter and apply a deodorant not different from what you use that your woman is aware of. Coming home smelling of a deodorant especially feminine that your woman cant relate with is another red flag on it own. 5. Offer Him $ex When He Comes Home: It takes men a while to gather enough momentum to perform another round of sex after one episode. To find out if Papa Ada had been to Ndokwa Hotel after work, try to jump on him for sex as soon as he comes back to ascertain his readiness for the encounter. You know how strong his erection can be under normal circumstances and how willing he is able to accept your offer. if he starts giving excuses of workloads, his annoying boss, traffic at Ojelegba and all that then there is something wrong. There might be something wrong actually, which might not be sex related but if he doesn't get over it after eating and you have calmed him down then something for don happen. To avoid this, guys, attack is the best form of defense. You must have to be on the offensive as soon as you pull up at the car park. Complain just about everything, don't talk to anybody nicely and just be completely difficult and unfriendly. Complain about too much sand on the door mat, question who removed the tv remote from the table and why is the flower vase too dusty, why are the kids not asleep or already asleep by the time you come back. Just create a kind of mayhem that will make you unapproachable. If she asks 'honey, what is the problem?', just dismiss her with a wave of hands. But you need to come back to your senses after you have enough energy to do the needful and don't subject the poor lady to more troubles that she can bear. Apologize and bang the shait out of her. Feel Free To Add Yours. 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Nobody: 10:12pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
U no get work 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by ladyF(f): 10:12pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
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Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Nobody: 10:14pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
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Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by menix(m): 10:15pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
Ratbish.. Jst grab the man d1ck nd smell it, either it smells latex or fish.. 8 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by trigar12(m): 10:18pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
Iyen ni kema shorr, iranu abasha ![]() ![]() |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Nobody: 10:18pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
Why would you want to know? It's not as if you'll pack out of the house after you've known.. 7 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by ladyF(f): 10:18pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
richommie:U won't understand ![]() |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by honeygirl17: 10:18pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
nonsense |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by therealdeal10: 10:22pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
We cover our tracks |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by orchmani(m): 10:23pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
Oluku! |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by BlackrulesDworld(m): 10:30pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
A lady can only know if the guy is a learner. All these craps no longer works 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by BlackrulesDworld(m): 10:34pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
ladyF: Stop sleeping on a moving bicycle, accident is real!! 2 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Nobody: 10:34pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
Cheaters will fight this expose the same way corrupt PDP officials fight Buhari. 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by PRINCENWAEZE(m): 10:36pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
I know that this poo will not make front page |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by passionate88: 10:41pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
You proffer both problems and solutions. Na wa to you. |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Nobody: 11:01pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
What if he was raped? Men too suffer sexual abuse. *Now come over now and sit on this sumptuous lap, give me what I want or I'll shout of rape...* But OP u're actually teaching us to be a smart-ass. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Nobody: 11:18pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
Story for the gods |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by hardeymorlar(m): 11:52pm On Sep 09, 2015 |
papawemba:which kind home-breaker be dis...4 ur mind now,u sabi ![]() 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Adesiji77: 12:08am On Sep 10, 2015 |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by edward1984(m): 12:12am On Sep 10, 2015 |
Number 5 is very wrong, if he is actually too tired from work he can't perform, that does not mean he had sex/cheated. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by menix(m): 12:24am On Sep 10, 2015 |
Adesiji77: Bros u want to put mii 4 wahala abii.. Buh nairaland dictionary can really help u wiv the "Fish smell" iish.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Adesiji77: 12:31am On Sep 10, 2015 |
menix: ROTFL ![]() ![]() 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by dmola(m): 1:19am On Sep 10, 2015 |
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Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by pbs4real(m): 1:50am On Sep 10, 2015 |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by sarmiie(m): 2:00am On Sep 10, 2015 |
O.p.....salute!!!! |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Nobody: 3:43am On Sep 10, 2015 |
ladyF:Ok I understand ur man is Jesus good for you ![]() 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Nobody: 3:55am On Sep 10, 2015 |
No mind am richommie: |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Nobody: 3:58am On Sep 10, 2015 |
Even if u know. Wetin go happen? youngpol: |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by Nobody: 4:01am On Sep 10, 2015 |
In summary, when u come back home after outside work, enter shower quick quick. Nothing dey happen papawemba: |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by lonelydora: 6:39am On Sep 10, 2015 |
wetin now? |
Re: How To Know If Your Man Had Sex Before Coming Home by DjAndroid: 6:40am On Sep 10, 2015 |
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