MrsPhyno:

lol 'rice' in yoruba is 'rice' chai i must be really tired cause that is somehow funny to me

tchw i understand

she cant be taught. shes too stubborn

Sassybae:
My phone nd you

Glock8:


Who be this guy sef
Abeg oga Patrick Obahiagbon, take it easy before you kpai on top nl matter..

kramfonos:
Well, it's a chain reaction initiated by you.

TheNonce:



So caitlyn has joined NL? Lmfao!

Your words, sir, not mine. Your very own words.

Sinnzu:
Me? U sure u're not attending meeting tonight??

Sinnzu:

Gurgle:


Is it that polished Nigerian accent that city-dwellers have? My dad has that, its great

Im from a secret-location

Sassybae:
Yeah you, nd we going together

Sinnzu:
Lol.. No be me and you abeg . Are u serious??

kramfonos:
It's been days, man. I 'hate' this week. It's been energy-zapping.

Tashaamania:

E shock you abi e sweet you?

sinizia:


it shocked me, not cos it's a new thing, but cos she no send ban at all; plus it is family section not sexuality section.


i had to quote you here to avoid derailing that already derailed thread.

Sassybae:
Buh we one nau yeah am very serious

Tashaamania:

Lol I know right I fear that woman

sinizia:


you don't know her? she is the legendary callotti.

STFUareyouGod:
Fam!

Classsyalabolas:
how does this shmurda dude even manage to sell records..dude is total garbage

Tashaamania:
Ofcourse I remember calloti d halloti, as she would say .. I know it's her. Damnn the lady is something else, couldn't stop laughing

richommie:


u see. . .wot am talking about . . .u want a man(Nwoke) to teach u a woman(nwanyi) how to boil rice.
chaii abomination(Nso-ala)
dont let me consult the council of elders(Ndi ichie)

mrs.phyno shey u re seein dis. . .
This lady enwero kwa respect oo


#YOlO

Sassybae:
Hi

cherryice:
kram.fonos thesonof.mark somtyms u strike to me as someone whos possessd.. Hw n when dd classsyalabolas darkenedrebel blackmail me?
Maybe I missed the memo. refresh my memory

cherryice:

Darkrebel, sharonn, clasyaboloas, darkendrebel etc n now arabiassasin.. damn you need help.

ArabianAssasin:

ode! if me accepting that I'm Sharonnnn would remove the cyst on your uterus then so be it...
I'm too high to be perturbed by the vituperations of a witless internet slut with a bastard son

semi-illiterate

Classsyalabolas:
how does this shmurda dude even manage to sell records..dude is total garbage

Classsyalabolas:
how does this shmurda dude even manage to sell records..dude is total garbage

danbrowndmf:
he smokes more than a worn-out generator .



He's a very stupid boy.let him die in dat cell .

Sinnzu:
Hehehehe not in the mami water meeting . U still there??

debque:
rice is actually "iresii"..BT most modern yorubas prefer calling it rice than iresi for reason best known to dem........

sinizia:


You are even insulting garbage rappers. That id*iot is wickty-wack.

Classsyalabolas:


he was practically repeating himself in that track
.. the instrumental would have been perfect for double-time.

Classsyalabolas:


so it's still school hours over there..is it 1:52 or 2:52pm ?

Gurgle:


Well it was a Sunday, and I hadn't yet attended church lol the dodo demons were out to get me

LOL motherly concern ke. Can I be a mother to something not of my species, nna ehnnnn