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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Kristokx(m): 6:08pm On Sep 10, 2015
blym:
Amen. . Same wit me
I claim
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 6:08pm On Sep 10, 2015
EmpressOVA:

Thanks so much for the audience, av bin able to register.


Am happy for you oooo


What's your first 3 digits of ur CUN
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by LifeIsGuhd(f): 6:11pm On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:


You welcome sis...Oya give me a Kiss cool

When sister and brother start dey kiss na? shocked tongue
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by chimajii: 6:11pm On Sep 10, 2015
dossylvanus:




And this would be the last time i will mention you.



Have a wonderful service year.


Chau!

Nice of u to hide under d cloak of 'u dish it bt u cnt take it' then u morphed into playing a victim card. I have not dished it, simple, I can't take it. Only when I have dished it, is it proper to take it. As they say ' don't open the library if u don't want to get READ'... God knows for the life of me, I won't Mention U EVER. It works best for me cause am a OneManSquad and Extremely SOLO n reality. Have a nice service year urself.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by philvirus: 6:12pm On Sep 10, 2015
uwemetok say something. don't be a looker
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by haywire1: 6:12pm On Sep 10, 2015
LifeIsGuhd:


When sister and brother start dey kiss na? shocked tongue

Lol I wonder too ooo. Wettin eyes no go see oo and wettin ears no go hear ooooo

#
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by whodohgeepee(m): 6:12pm On Sep 10, 2015
DonPsymon:


Who be dis

We borrow yur mouth?
Nwanne chill and let elders talk whatever they want to talk jor..

Iykebest1 broda come and see trouble o

*gets ready for a fight*
nonsense! Elders Kwa! *pulls awt a mac4*
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 6:12pm On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:
I know that ANUS boi is very stubborn...

Na zoo I go luck you up at last.

**Making call to DG**Hello my friend,I get one guy here oooo.O want make you post am go zoo for him PPA...



Oga na wa o. Do you know the number of your DPO in your area?



Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by babatawa(m): 6:12pm On Sep 10, 2015
mobi18:


lol,haywire,u av truly gone haywire,,,i no be kaymu sales rep oo,i jes dey bring suggestions especially for my darling babatawa... if to say im go serve for lagos ni,i for like am.. i feel d stuffs on kaymu re nt expensive plus stress rreduced..plus i love buying online...

lolz
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 6:13pm On Sep 10, 2015
LifeIsGuhd:


When sister and brother start dey kiss na? shocked tongue

We be family
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 6:13pm On Sep 10, 2015
dossylvanus:




Oga na wa o. Do you know the number of your DPO in your area?



Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:14pm On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:


You welcome sis...Oya give me a Kiss cool

Make zues lightning strike you, babe wey I dey reason to replace dolafunmi, mke she kiss u, be like say u want make me and you start our own version abi
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by donasere(m): 6:15pm On Sep 10, 2015
DonPsymon:



Bro... Your point seems legit cheesy


Apparently it explains all reasonable self deployment steps except the 'runs' factor plays a part.


The NYSC man in his office wants his cousin posted to Abuja... Cousin's call up number is 145*** so he swaps call up number 145*** with 105***.

What happens

Call up number 105*** who chose Abuja, Lagos and Akwa Ibom automatically doesn't have a state since Lag and Akwa Ibom should have been filled up due to popular demand...

Unfortunately, 105*** gets deployed to Borno instead grin na wao *yawns*


*sips ciroc*




Yh! Bro....

That was d last piece of the puzzle!!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by whodohgeepee(m): 6:15pm On Sep 10, 2015
elmisti:


Make zues lightning strike you, babe wey I dey reason to replace dolafunmi, mke she kiss u, be like say u want make me and you start our own version abi
see Dem! Women wrappers!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 6:15pm On Sep 10, 2015
chimajii:


Nice of u to hide under d cloak of 'u dish it bt u cnt take it' then u morphed into playing a victim card. I have not dished it, simple, I can't take it. Only when I have dished it, is it proper to take it. As they say ' don't open the library if u don't want to get READ'... God knows for the life of me, I won't Mention U EVER. It works best for me cause am a OneManSquad and Extremely SOLO n reality. Have a nice service year urself.
:-/
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:17pm On Sep 10, 2015
Chimajii. Dossylvanus........u niggas should stop dis jare....leave trouble for me to cause....I don't like the way u pple r goin jare
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by feyisetajose: 6:18pm On Sep 10, 2015
@room # Peeps, NYSC Batch B Mobilization reg is on. If u are @Surulere/Iponri axis, To register now contact Feyi on 08060317827/08175018204..
# If u knw anybody dat wil be serving this october,pls tell d person to rush now & register online at www.nysc.org.ng .Its no longer business as usual. D website opened on tuesday 8/9/15. U wil hav d option of choosing 3 states of ur choice frm 3 diff geopolitical zones of which u are likely 2b posted to 1 of them. Once a state is filled up, it wil be removed 4 possible selection. So, u see? 1st come 1st serve at d state of ur choice. Rush now,

pls help to forward to those it may concern
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by LifeIsGuhd(f): 6:18pm On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:


We be family
Nor be you tell me say 'you welcome SIS' cheesy
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 6:18pm On Sep 10, 2015
elmisti:


Make zues lightning strike you, babe wey I dey reason to replace dolafunmi, mke she kiss u, be like say u want make me and you start our own version abi

zues kwa

I be Thor nah...My hammer sef go contain Zeus thunder and will strike you back.
I be ur senior for dis thread nah...Na me go first serve myself and you take the leftover of elders......


You better keep quiet dere..

soliloquy:::Dis small boi wan eat wat elders dey eat grin tongue
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by splentimmy(m): 6:18pm On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:


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Gazaliah:

Thank kuuuu
Gazaliah:


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gazaliah pls any presumption about where they will post most especially with this cun issue... abj..delta and enugu
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by whodohgeepee(m): 6:18pm On Sep 10, 2015
Tis raining cats and dogs right here in Uyo! Reporting live from AKBC studio in Uyo, AkwaIbom state!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:18pm On Sep 10, 2015
whodohgeepee:
see Dem! Women wrappers!
Wrapper small....I m a woman blanket
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 6:19pm On Sep 10, 2015
elmisti:
Chimajii. Dossylvanus........u niggas should stop dis jare....leave trouble for me to cause....I don't like the way u pple r goin jare



The Silver Back has no trouble with anyone.


Don't know, don't say.



Hehehehheeh.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by whodohgeepee(m): 6:20pm On Sep 10, 2015
elmisti:
Chimajii. Dossylvanus........u niggas should stop dis jare....leave trouble for me to cause....I don't like the way u pple r goin jare
dossylvanus and chimajii make una continue! Ah like am! grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:20pm On Sep 10, 2015
Gazaliah:


I be ur senior for dis thread nah...Na me go first serve myself and you take the leftover of elders......


You better keep quiet dere..

soliloquy:::Dis small boi wan eat wat elders dey eat grin tongue

#breaks 1789 cocacola bottle#.......I will end ur vintge life in a vintage way if u no cede to me what I own by right
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by iykebest1(m): 6:21pm On Sep 10, 2015
chimajii:


Mah hear word sey better with age. #teamRafa win or lose.
S/N: whey that boy whey been sey 'Ace' dey win matches ni. Abeg help me show as this roger vs isner scoreline whey I been use do example before dem play sef:
7-6,7-6,7-5
Only one break of serve, yet imm ace no let am see next round. Kwakwkakwkakwa
yes he (Federer) is getting better with age. At least, it is obvious in this US Open. Where is your Nadal?.
.I fan Nadal too
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 6:22pm On Sep 10, 2015
elmisti:


#breaks 1789 cocacola bottle#.......I will end ur vintge life in a vintage way if u no cede to me what I own by right


This is Fulani hangman style o!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Gazaliah(m): 6:22pm On Sep 10, 2015
splentimmy:

gazaliah pls any presumption about where they will post most especially with this cun issue... abj..delta and enugu

me sef,na OMO I dey ooooo...I no get any but na one out of the 3 states Dem go put you
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by onuwaje(m): 6:23pm On Sep 10, 2015
Someone told be her DOB is 1989 but d one on nysc web is 1983 and as such she's been told by d nysc web to apply for letter of exemption..

She needs help
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by donasere(m): 6:23pm On Sep 10, 2015
dossylvanus:




It's a euphemism.


Obviously chimajii no sabi pidgin for him to have gone Loco like that.


I don't care either ways.



The Silver Back has spoken.


Every monkey eats banana. Me? I eat plantains!

Silverback doe......take him serious at ur own peril!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by dossylvanus(m): 6:23pm On Sep 10, 2015
whodohgeepee:
dossylvanus and chimajii make una continue! Ah like am! grin

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 6:24pm On Sep 10, 2015
whodohgeepee:
dossylvanus and chimajii make una continue! Ah like am! grin

Madt boy........and I thought I am d only devil in dis awse...

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