Gurgle:

Theres nothing o. what are you thinking

kinglekan:


Drama! Drama!! Drama!!!!

softapples:
ure scaring me

DashMeYansh:

Lemme teach you how to type


Drama! Drama! Drama!

richommie:


lol... deal. . .
but dat wl be later.
cos am busy now


#YOLO

Gurgle:


No theres nothing to be scared of. I just said be careful because I wanted to ask why you weren't going for practice but didn't want to start asking questions again lol. So I just used that

If I suspected anything I would tell you, trust me; don't worry

softapples:
ok cool @ur last statement, i trust you 100%, well im not fine so coach said i shud relax at home

Gurgle:


Ok; get well soon. Are you back from SA

richommie:


how u take knw say i come from anambra

anambra ibo dey sweet for ear.
no be all dese Abakiliki or imo mbaise people ibo.

phyno(your husband) na anambra guy. . u know see how he dey blend the ibo.
chaii onwe bedi ihe ifu

#YoLo

softapples:
yeah im back, just went there for a match, though its a 4-4 draw but im hapi, so we are back. "we are waiting 4 them in Nigeria

Gurgle:


Everything in moderation

Lol yeah its very politically incorrect but its so funny. And very true lol. I would actually love to be a vegetarian but I don't think it would work for me

Lol tough cookie abi tough puff-puff..forget it mehn..I must eat o

Lol not all males are ashawo you just need to corrupt that part of their hard-drive so they never notice any other female again..you feel me..

Gurgle:


Ok. so you should rest then; don't you feel tired? why would you go for training so soon after travelling

MrsPhyno:

Na I disagree somethings need to be done in the extremes

Why would you love to be a vegetarian do you like animals that much. I mean in their living cute forms Yea dont even dream of trying it, you that likes food like kilode. I don't even eat meat for two weeks sometimes a month straight



I agree not all. Most. I don't like the ashawo ones, they annoy me. Even playing with them gaan is annoying. Unlike u that likes bad boys, I no dey lie to myself

Gurgle:


Lol, wow. Ok; you teach me how to boil rice and I inform you of the main Igbo dialects; deal?

But seriously central Igbo is the Igbo taught and spoken by all Igbo clans, irrespective of location. Then dialect is the Igbo you speak in your own hometown

Its like Queens English vs Pidgin

softapples:
yeah thats the way i am, just want to be the best. "though we have a free day but i wanted to train with our younger team,(unda 17) but the heart is willing bt d body is weak.

MrsPhyno:

I laugh backwards in French

You are wrong o

Gurgle:


You think so? I bow my head; please explain further

Gurgle:


yeah just rest before you injure yourself...I hope you have some kind of sports therapy

MrsPhyno:

Hm! Allow me to school this gehl today.

Central Igbo is only recognized as Central because: thats whats been agreed as the common igbo
and most importantly: thats what those Imo state indigenes speak (most of them) and they are the most populous Igbos.
It's a think of convenience, let the dialect of the most populous group be recognized as the 'Central Igbo'. I'm sure you can do the statistics

No where near the level of QueensEng vs Pidgin and certainly it is not considered the "most refined" Igbo

Gurgle:


Only if you are extreme to begin with; like youre obese or underweight- you are neither

I do love animals but I don't disagree with eating them. I don't know I just like the idea of saying I don't eat something lol; it sounds good haha

LOL. you love bad boys don't lie. Old, bad, inconsiderate, manly men

softapples:
yeah i will if not one day i will just pass out in training, yeah we have but i dnt listen to them. "i consider myself a robot of which im not, lol now im not feeling fine, i blame myself

MrsPhyno:

awww gurgle na u be dis. ur too nice to me i wonder if that church u've been going to is actually changing u

Oh wow a Nigerian girl who loves animals, this is a first Are you from an animal loving family?
Mtchww for this ur flighty mentality sha. Say something like fish then. Alot of people don't eat fish. I don't eat grapes

*SPITS*
Nope. Young, good, nice guys. But all guys are annoying me for now so i no send, nice or mean na dem sabi

Gurgle:


Yeahhh youre right. I had something about Imo + Abia igbos in my head but I wasn't sure and I couldn't be bothered to go and research it

It was a rash comparison. I was just trying to illustrate the formal manner of central (taught in schools, written in books, etc) vs local dialects which people tend to take less seriously (wrongly, IMO)

Gurgle:


LOL..because ive been feeding well these past few days, im feeling mellow oh whoops, I mean na church...

Hmm yeah I would say my family likes animals. But Nigerians like animals right? A lot of folk tales, proverbs and songs feature animals.

Negative; I love fish. In fact im eating it right now lol whats wrong with grapes? theyre great

Loooool asi...I must meet your husband; I bet he'll be an old Americano gambler/smoker...

MrsPhyno:

lol yea abia igbos i love them ooooo dont call chinenye as far as the accent goes there's is quite infamous i believe

oh ok. I mean I think people still take their own local dialects quite seriously. I mean, my parents don't speak central igbo. Ever. Even when discussing with people from any other state, I don't know if they really modify their own to fit whatever's 'common' cause most things are similar anyways. The only difference I would say is when being taught igbo, people teach and tell u to learn the Central one cause it's less complicated and has a broader application. But I personally don't care, I'm learning my dialect if anyone cant understand me they can go find lagoon and jump in

Yeah so what im saying is the local dialect is jus as if not more important o. The things that matter in the Central are probs like the Igbo Bible and learning Igbo as a subject in sec school (which I failed btw )

Gurgle:

Yeah try and get some rest. and food lol

MrsPhyno:

Mtchwwwwwww STOP TALKING ABOUT FOOD i've only had a bottle of water today

Wow lol no. Not in that sense IMO. To go to the 'oyinbo' extent of 'vegeterianism' or being all loving/cuddly to an animal. Nah. They like animals as FOOD Its the ajepacko mentality

Lol ofc u are. Don't choke on a bone o
Grapes have a weird texture. I hate roundish soft things

Gurgle:


Lol how are you still functioning..you know water has 0 cal? Stop it mehn! better eat something...don't think your papa sent you to Amz to starve!

Yeah I still like them as food, im not oyibo sentimental I think sometimes they take it too too far. But I do enjoy wildlife programmes and stuff like that

Lol im so so tempted to say something but I wont ahn

Gurgle:


Lol..I love abia...on my last visit I passed through Umuahia and there was a huge fight going on near a petrol station we stopped at...I brought my window down for 1 second and heard somebody shout "O GINI?!" and I just brought it back up..nawa

Yeah my parents never speak central either. I heard my dad speaking it once on the phone...I was so shocked; I didn't even know he could lol but he was talking to someone from another state so he had to modify himself Yeah that's true, I guess at least any version of Igbo is better than none at all. Lol why wont you fail when youre busy speaking speaking chop-chop Yoruba all over the place..nonsense

Yeah I would say I have always been actively encouraged to learn central but I wont lol, as you say anybody who doesn't like what im talking should go and sit down, how it take consign them..local dialects are getting lost these days because nobodys parents are teaching them for reasons best known to them..