...take the FTC

I'm back in charge.
You already know the rules.

LEGITLAYO:
you wey be boss . Lol its me doctor legit jare.
Miztah_teepex

Long time

Culled from more.ng There was a king that had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes. One of the ministers once gave an opinion which was wrong, and which the king didn’t like at all. So the king ordered that the minister be thrown to the dogs. The minister said, “I served you 10 years, and you do this to me? Please give me 10 days before throwing me to those dogs!” The king agreed. In those 10 days the minister went to the guard that looks after the dogs and told him he would like to serve the dogs for the next 10 days. The guard was baffled but he agreed, and the minister started feeding the dogs, cleaning for them, washing them, and providing all sorts of comfort for them. When the 10 days were over, the king ordered that the minister be thrown to the dogs for his punishment. When he was thrown in, everyone was amazed to see the ravenous dogs only licking the feet of the minister! The king, baffled at what he saw, said: ”What has happened to my dogs?” The minister replied: "I served the dogs for 10 days, and they didn’t forget my service. Yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot all, at the first mistake!" The king realized his mistake and ordered the minister to go free. This message is a GIFT to all those who forget the GOOD in others as soon as a problem arises. Don’t wipe out the history that is filled with good because of a small incident you didn’t like. THINK. CHANGE.gudmorning

I thank God for today.

LaCokaNostra:

Thank you sir but what is IJMB sir?

It is INTERIM JOINT MATRICULATION BOARD
The body that found it is ABU ZARIA
They av different centres in diff state.
Its a 9month or less, programme whr u catapult to 200l of any schl dat accept IJMB, check jamb brochure for full specification.
The centres will lecture u on 3 subjects in advance way. I can help u coz am an official marketer to one.
After d lecture, u wil sit for d exam with different ppl from diff centres as well.
ABU zaria r d ones who wl set questions.
Breakdown of scores
A-5points
B-4
C-3
D-2
E-1
F-0
+ 1 from IJMB making 16points.
E.g Biology-A physics-C Chemistry-D
5+3+2=10points
High chance of admission, coz unilorin accept as from 6points.
So according to ur grade, u get ur point.
Holla at me 07037479529 if u are interested. I will register u here in ilorin and we will help u work ur admission for u 100percent assurance.
One luv
#PROF-TEE

.mawin ppl

GideonG:


You already know it's usefulness since you wish to be like Seun of Nairaland. All you have to do is to convert the wish to a desire...
Seun is a programmer and a multi millionaire at that. Nairaland is making money

Yea,I'll try to do that,buh you fit teach person abi?

matthew80:
...take the FTC

Thief in the night!!

uil? ? ? ?

Good Morning unilorites. It's being a while; but if I must be sincere, taking a leave was vital. GideonG, I just saw your birthday was 9th, forgive me I couldn't make it. Exam took a larger part of me. It was a long walk to freedom. Alhassan1, you ought not be disappointed, I replied your mail severally. Given an impending exam, I think you should understand. I'm sure you all have been good.
I'm back now and happy to meet you guys again

haywhy911:
Culled from more.ng
There was a king that
had 10 wild dogs. He
used them to torture
and eat all ministers
who made mistakes.
One of the ministers
once gave an opinion
which was wrong, and
which the king didn’t
like at all. So the king
ordered that the
minister be thrown to
the dogs.
The minister said, “I
served you 10 years,
and you do this to me?
Please give me 10 days
before throwing me to
those dogs!”
The king agreed. In
those 10 days the
minister went to the
guard that looks after
the dogs and told him
he would like to serve
the dogs for the next
10 days.
The guard was baffled
but he agreed, and the
minister started
feeding the dogs,
cleaning for them,
washing them, and
providing all sorts of
comfort for them.
When the 10 days were
over, the king ordered
that the minister be
thrown to the dogs for
his punishment.
When he was thrown
in, everyone was
amazed to see the
ravenous dogs only
licking the feet of the
minister! The king,
baffled at what he
saw, said: ”What has
happened to my dogs?”
The minister replied: "I
served the dogs for 10
days, and they didn’t
forget my service. Yet I
served you for 10 years
and you forgot all, at
the first mistake!"
The king realized his
mistake and ordered
the minister to go free.
This message is a GIFT
to all those who forget
the GOOD in others as
soon as a problem
arises. Don’t wipe out
the history that is filled
with good because of a
small incident you didn’t
like.
THINK. CHANGE.gudmorning

Nice one!!!

BACK AT ENCLAVE! Abegi Wetin una chau remain 4 breakfast o! Man dey H ooo!

Today's food for thought:
programmers and Engineers are always quick to conclude that the Chinese are the best at Reverse Engineering; they forgot Our very Emeka, Chukwudi and Chizoba at Aba, Alaba and Onitsha Could Reverse Engineer their genetic set up.

haywhy911:
Culled from more.ng There was a king that had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and eat all ministers who made mistakes. One of the ministers once gave an opinion which was wrong, and which the king didn’t like at all. So the king ordered that the minister be thrown to the dogs. The minister said, “I served you 10 years, and you do this to me? Please give me 10 days before throwing me to those dogs!” The king agreed. In those 10 days the minister went to the guard that looks after the dogs and told him he would like to serve the dogs for the next 10 days. The guard was baffled but he agreed, and the minister started feeding the dogs, cleaning for them, washing them, and providing all sorts of comfort for them. When the 10 days were over, the king ordered that the minister be thrown to the dogs for his punishment. When he was thrown in, everyone was amazed to see the ravenous dogs only licking the feet of the minister! The king, baffled at what he saw, said: ”What has happened to my dogs?” The minister replied: "I served the dogs for 10 days, and they didn’t forget my service. Yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot all, at the first mistake!" The king realized his mistake and ordered the minister to go free. This message is a GIFT to all those who forget the GOOD in others as soon as a problem arises. Don’t wipe out the history that is filled with good because of a small incident you didn’t like. THINK. CHANGE.gudmorning

good morning

From reliable source...
Before today runs out...















We shall all know...








If the list would be released.
I suggested 24th or 25th. A month from the last day of the PUTME test

Claim it and it shall be yours. Good morning

lhorla:
good morning

how waz ur nite

Good morning good people

napoleonbaba:
Good morning good people

morning

Wizardbee:
morning

Good morning
How was your night

haywhy911:
how waz ur nite

pleasant....urs??

JSMMUYIWA:
BACK AT ENCLAVE!
Abegi Wetin una chau remain 4 breakfast o!
Man dey H ooo!

I neva chop sef!!!

#TGIF...Jum'ah mubaarak y'all.

All this MTNcongratulations wey I dey get don tire me o.I want Congratulation alert from UNILORIN

wheesin:
Claim it and it shall be yours. Good morning

I claim it IJN. Morning boss

wheesin:
Claim it and it shall be yours. Good morning

Amen oh...

harjiyoung:
All this MTNcongratulations wey I dey get don tire me o.I want Congratulation alert from UNILORIN

Very soon, admission message self go tire you. Msg for mobile plus email



Wheesin self do pass this for last year Na me come de "placate" him

wheesin:
Claim it and it shall be yours. Good morning

amen

Where Khassy

My friend Temmie001 how was your exam