Shymm3x:


Loool.

Can't you see Jaybee3 isn't lonely despite being married? I see him spitting game to chics on here from time to time and the brother does his thing like a real man should loool.

Realist not sexist - I didn't make the rules lool.

Hiahhhn! Na you wan tok for Jaybee?
I did not say Jaybee3 was lonely.
Even being on NL is "boredom therapy"! The reason this is my 8th year and counting!
I said married men are in a better position to explain the "loneliness" factor in marriage AND this topic better!

Ugggh! You are sooooo sexist!
One month of matrimony will cure all that!
Please, enjoy your "friskiness" while it lasts.
All married people ARE LONELY DUE TO LOSS OF FREEDOM. Your time is no longer SOLELY YOURS! Period!!!


Gassssh! 5AM!
Time to hit the gym abegggggi!!!!
The chop WEY I chop this month dey sooooo sinful!
Even bobo me complained he could not "breathe"!
All I h-ass am na "NNA BOY? E ge li go du nni, or E GA LA GODU OSSSSSSSSSSHU"?

Case closed!!!!

I fix im watch o. I did not like him going around without his watch.

I know for sure Holy Ghost has left this thread but please God don't hands off on nairaland.


Disclaimer : This thread is rated 20+

KanwuliaJara:


Hiahhhn! Na you wan tok for Jaybee?
I did not say Jaybee3 was lonely.
Even being on NL is "boredom therapy"! The reason this is my 8th year and counting!
I said married men are in a better position to explain the "loneliness" factor in marriage AND this topic better!

Ugggh! You are sooooo sexist!
One month of matrimony will cure all that!
Please, enjoy your "friskiness" while it lasts.
All married people ARE LONELY DUE TO LOSS OF FREEDOM PERIOD! Your time is no longer SOLELY YOURS! Period!!!


Gassssh! 5AM!
Time to hit the gym abegggggi!!!!
The chop WEY I chop this month see sinful!
Even bobo me complained he could not "breath"!
All I h-ass am na "NNA BOY? E ge li go du nni, or E GA LA GODU OSSSSSSSSSSHU"?

Case closed!!!!

No arugbo for Ghana!

Chaii Madam.. See as all your engine don finish

KanwuliaJara:
For the records!
A satisfied man makes a happy woman!

I was paid $2000 a night!

Oh boy ooo.
Stainless queen of Schengen don first "tok" am. If one must chop frog, s/he better make sure it's fat and juicy.

Your first sentence, I concur.

Shymm3x:



Err, let me gas you a bit lool. You have got a cute and homely Yoruba face, with a nice smile and decent/natural short hair. There are two types of Yoruba faces: the cute/homely ones and owanbe ones. The former is nice to look at, but the latter is off-putting and unattractive lool. But you need to hit some of ya Yoruba sisters with big batty up and ask them the type of diet that gave 'em the humongous batty loool.

Lol i like it like this . love running

ifyalways:

Oh boy ooo.
Stainless queen of Schengen don first "tok" am. If one must chop frog, s/he better make sure it's fat and juicy.

Your first sentence, I concur.

Na todaaaay?
Na im pesin go come open nyansh for FACEBOOK or NL for broke azzzzze dudes, come die of EBOLA without payment?

KanwuliaJara:

Hiahhhn! Na you wan tok for Jaybee?
I did not say Jaybee3 was lonely.
Even being on NL is "boredom therapy"! The reason this is my 8th year and counting!
I said married men are in a better position to explain the "loneliness" factor in marriage AND this topic better!

Ugggh! You are sooooo sexist!
One month of matrimony will cure all that!
Please, enjoy your "friskiness" while it lasts.
All married people ARE LONELY DUE TO LOSS OF FREEDOM. Your time is no longer SOLELY YOURS! Period!!!

Gassssh! 5AM!
Time to hit the gym abegggggi!!!!
The chop WEY I chop this month dey sooooo sinful!
Even bobo me complained he could not "breathe"!
All I h-ass am na "NNA BOY? E ge li go du nni, or E GA LA GODU OSSSSSSSSSSHU"?

Case closed!!!!

I fix im watch o. I did not like him going around without his watch.

Loool. What loss of freedom? Real men can be cuffed by marriage, especially by a partner. I need to throw some words on marble an old head told me in here. He said, "these women act like their puzzies don't stink like we don't know that no matter how nice their puzzies might smell now, there was a time/period when that shiit stank. Now imagine someone in that type of conundrum trying to tell me what to do, and what not to do".

Shyte, after a month in matrimony - I'd still be out there making it rain on strippers. No woman can kill my vibe...loneliness is her entitlement not mine, I was born to fly like a bird.

I like the pic, and you definitely have a good taste in fashion, for a middle aged lady. Even with ya undies and the fact that they're the same colour. You know a lot of these chics are cheap and a fashion disaster when they start wearing white bra and black panties, or brown bra and purple panties. That shyte ain't wavey.

Anyhoo, how women always look vibrant and supremely confident like they run shyte when they have their clothes on - but when you take that shyte off, they tend to become vulnerable and shy?

Shymm3x:


Loool. What loss of freedom? Real men can be cuffed by marriage, especially by a partner. I need to throw some words on marble an old head told me in here. He said, "these women act like their puzzies don't stink like we don't know that no matter how nice their puzzies might smell now, there was a time/period when that shiit stank. Now imagine someone in that type of conundrum trying to tell me what to do, and what not to do".

Shyte, after a month in matrimony - I'd still be out there making it rain on strippers. No woman can kill my vibe...loneliness is her entitlement not mine, I was born to fly like a bird.

I like the pic, and you definitely have a good taste in fashion, for a middle aged lady. Even with ya undies and the fact that they're the same colour. You know a lot of these chics are cheap and a fashion disaster when they start waearing white bra and black panties, or brown bra and purple panties. That shyte ain't wavey.

Anyhoo, how women always look vibrant and supremely confident like they run shyte when they have their clothes on - but when you take that shyte off, they tend to become vulnerable and shy?

Off topic!!!!

I give up!
Like I stated earlier, wait your turn. . . . Then come back!
No need for further argument!

Fashion na my heritage o!
Thanks!

Middle AGE 40-60 years old?
WE DEEEEEEY KAMKPEEEEEEE!!!
No shaking!!!

KanwuliaJara:


Na todaaaay?
Na im pesin go come open nyansh for FACEBOOK or NL for broke azzzzze dudes, come die of EBOLA without payment?

Lolz
Hahaha
Nne idi highly mouthed!

Edo woman no dey carry last.

make every women and men learn change from this for there future ,sake of children and do God wish, so have glory of every thing you need in life.make your home an happy home and joy full home do your God wish pleases you been bless by doing that OK.

I fell cool which some comment ,what up now.

Missy89:


Lol i like it like this . love running

Lol... Carmelita Jeter, Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce, and Serena Williams are super athletes, yet the batty is saying a lot. No excuse.

Just shout ya some of ya Yoruba sisters who're wavey like that to show you the magical diet. However,in whatever you do, don't pick up the owanbe looks - Yoruba heaux with owanbe faces are always unattractive. They have got the type of faces you see and just dislike the person straight-away.

Shymm3x:


Lol... Carmelita Jeter, Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce, and Serena Williams are super athletes, yet the batty is saying a lot. No excuse.

Just shout ya some of ya Yoruba sisters who're wavey like that to show you the magical diet. However,in whatever you do, don't pick up the owanbe looks - Yoruba heaux with owanbe faces are always unattractive. They have got the type of faces you see and just dislike the person straight-away.

Those juiced up b1tches cant even survive ordinary zero week not to talk of the intensive week-long BEAST . Most athletes are walking drugstores. The hardest supplement i have tried is organic, God sent greens .

So gimme an example of this "owambe face". Name a Yoruba celeb with one so i can be sure of what you are talking about!

Missy89:

Those juiced up b1tches cant even survive ordinary zero week not to talk of the intensive week-long BEAST . Most athletes are walking drugstores. The hardest supplement i have tried is organic, God sent greens .

So gimme an example of this "owambe face". Name a Yoruba celeb with one so i can be sure of what you are talking about!

Lol. What a cop out!

I don't know about both Carmelita Jeter and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce - but Serena Williams isn't juiced up. She's the most tested athlete ever and they've never found anything in her blood. Better get that batty popping and get busy.

I don't know Yoruba celebs - post pictures and I'll tell you the owanbe faces. Heck, even from the pictures of the Yoruba chics I've seen on this forum, only you and two other female posters don't have the owanbe face. The rest are proper owanbes.

Shymm3x:


Lol. What a cop out!

I don't know about both Carmelita Jeter and Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce - but Serena Williams isn't juiced up. She's the most tested athlete ever and they've never found anything in her blood. Better get that batty popping and get busy.

I don't know Yoruba celebs - post pictures and I'll tell you the owanbe faces. Heck, even from the pictures of the Yoruba chics I've seen on this forum, only you and two other female posters don't have the owanbe face. The rest are proper owanbes.

How about this 3?

sound cool.....

Conductor: Oga we don reach your bus-stop, make you come down here.

Me: conductor I no wan comot here again abeg driver carry dey go cos I dey feel this danfo wella.

Missy89:


How about this 3?

Lol.

Two and half owanbe faces right there.

The 1st and 3rd are proper owanbes, while the middle one is half owanbe. Post more pics.

BTW, since you don't like hip-hop - I'm currently listening to a few great albums I'd like to recommend to you. Make sure you buy them off iTunes today.

- Lauryn Hill - Miseducation of Lauryn Hill

- Wale - Attention deficit.

- J Cole - 2014 Forest Hills Drive

Shymm3x:


Lol.

Two and half owanbe faces right there.

The 1st and 3rd are proper owanbes, while the middle one is half owanbe. Post more pics.

BTW, since you don't like hip-hop - I'm currently listening to a few great albums I'd like to recommend to you. Make sure you buy them off iTunes today.

- Lauryn Hill - Miseducation of Lauryn Hill

- Wale - Attention deficit.

- J Cole - 2014 Forest Hills Drive

Man, will download it for free. Buying music is so 2001

Listening to Wale's Album now. Triumph Kinda have an African beat, Not bad

more pictures

Missy89:


Man, will download it for free. Buying music is so 2001

Listening to Wale's Album now. Triumph Kinda have an African beat, Not bad

more pictures

Looool. You're so niggerish - nyggahs don't buy albums.

Thought you were more white than black, but this just proves you're a nyggah.

C'mon it isn't going to cost you anything to put $20 in the pockets of these folks for giving us great albums. Both Wale and Lauryn Hill's albums should be super cheap now. And J. Cole's album should be around $7.99 now.


Anyway, the first one doesn't look owanbe - but the other three are owanbe-esque.

Missy89

This is a Yoruba chic that doesn't look owanbe: Foluke Akinradewo

Shymm3x:


Looool. You're so niggerish - nyggahs don't buy albums.

Thought you were more white than black, but this just proves you're a nyggah.

C'mon it isn't going to cost you anything to put $20 in the pockets of these folks for giving us great albums. Both Wale and Lauryn Hill's albums should be super cheap now. And J. Cole's album should be around $7.99 now.


Anyway, the first one doesn't look owanbe - but the other three are owanbe-esque.

Not about the money. No one buys albums anymore men. The internet is a treasure trove! mp3skull has it all. The last time I bought songs on itunes was 2012. Not wise. I was spending $10- $18 monthly on freebies. That's enough to buy a decent tuber of yam . I wont buy it even if it is 10 cents. lai lai. My ex rakes up around $50/month watching amazon instant video, iTunes and youtube vids. I just go grab it on torrentz. No time!

Ok this Wale album is really good. (Pretty girls sounds really good)

Surprised you didn't pick Fathia. She is okay!

Shymm3x:
Missy89

This is a Yoruba chic that doesn't look owanbe: Foluke Akinradewo

Great athlete

Missy89:

Not about the money. No one buys albums anymore men. The internet is a treasure trove! mp3skull has it all. The last time I bought songs on itunes was 2012. Not wise. I was spending $10- $18 monthly on freebies. That's enough to buy a decent tuber of yam . I wont buy it even if it is 10 cents. lai lai. My ex rakes up around $50/month watching amazon instant video, iTunes and youtube vids. I just go grab it on torrentz. No time!

Ok this Wale album is really good. (Pretty girls sounds really good)

Surprised you didn't pick Fathia. She is okay!

Looool. You and I know that only nyggahs don't buy albums - the overwhelming majority of other races still do. So no excuse - you're just being niggerish, despite the facade. When I like an artist and I believe he/she did put in decent work, to create something great - I just pay the money. It's not going to cost you anything. Heck, we all waste more than that daily on stupid things - why not pay a man for his sweat and his hard work?

Wale has tons of poetic and uplifting tunes for females...I guess that's why he has a huge female fan base. But he's underrated/under-appreciated.

Who's Fathia and which of the pictures? An owanbe face is an owanbe face - it's not about how pretty the person looks. You can be extremely beautiful and still have an owanbe face.

Missy89:


Great athlete

Yes. And her face is nice and homely.

She looks like the type of Yoruba chic I can scoop up at first sight.

Missy89

This is a next Yoruba next that doesn't look Owanbe: Aminat Ayinde

Shymm3x:


Looool. You and I know that only nyggahs don't buy albums - the overwhelming majority of other races still do. So no excuse - you're just being niggerish, despite the facade. When I like an artist and I believe he/she did put in decent work, to create something great - I just pay the money. It's not going to cost you anything. Heck, we all waste more than that daily on stupid things - why not pay a man for his sweat and his hard work?

Wale has tons of poetic and uplifting tunes for females...I guess that's why he has a huge female fan base. But he's underrated/under-appreciated.

Who's Fathia and which of the pictures? An owanbe face is an owanbe face - it's not about how pretty the person looks. You can be extremely beautiful and still have an owanbe face.

No Facade anywhere. I am a proper Naija chick Buying songs in 2015 like seriously? lol. I am not trying to make up an excuse but i am a digital hoarder. if i pay for all the songs, documentaries, tv shows , game replays and movies that i have, Thats going to be a lot. I have over 4 TB worth of stuffs now

I think it is hard to get that type of stats really. You will be surprised. Selling albums online is unsustainable and wont even be worth it anymore in few decades is not years. I am just rolling with the tide . He will make his $ on tours. I have all the albums now hehe.

This is Fathia

Missy89:

No Facade anywhere. I am a proper Naija chick Buying songs in 2015 like seriously? lol. I am not trying to make up an excuse but i am a digital hoarder. if i pay for all the songs, documentaries, tv shows , game replays and movies that i have, Thats going to be a lot. I have over 4 TB worth of stuffs now

I think it is hard to get that type of stats really. You will be surprised. Selling albums online is unsustainable and wont even be worth it anymore in few decades is not years. I am just rolling with the tide . He will make his $ on tours. I have all the albums now hehe.

This is Fathia

Lol. You're so niggerish! When next I see you acting like you're not a nyggah, I'll call you out. Don't lie, you used to live in Newport News, Virginia, innit?

Err, are you sure you're not an Ijebu or you have Ijebu DNA somewhere in ya family free? The biggest hoarders I know are my Ijebu folks, and I'm Ijebu lol. I don't hoard things like that - it's just a waste keeping things you most likely will never need again. 4 TB is huge. And why do you even hoard that much TV shows, movies, and games? I only keep the classic ones cos most are easily accessible digitally.

Oh, ok. The woman looks proper owanbe.

Check out this young Yoruba nyggah that drives a gold plated Lambo and Bentley off trading FX: Elijah Oyefeso. He lives around the way from where I live now.

Shymm3x:


Lol. You're so niggerish! When next I see you acting like you're not a nyggah, I'll call you out. Don't lie, you used to live in Newport News, Virginia, innit?

Err, are you sure you're no an Ijebu or you have Ijebu DNA somewhere in ya family free? The biggest hoarders I know are my Ijebu folks, and I'm Ijebu lol. I don't hoard things like that - it's just a waste keeping things you most likely will never need again. 4 TB is huge. And why do you even hoard that much TV shows, movies, and games? I only keep the classic ones cos most are easily accessible digitally.

Oh, ok. The woman looks proper owanbe.

City of Fairfax

I like having stuffs to watch anywhere. I have seen some docs and shows like 5 times over. I just added the full Battlefield series to my collection. You should see it. Best WW2 / Vietnam Docs ever made (1994-2002). I save a lot of my game walkthrough as well. Hard to delete hard earned achievements etc. I am attached to it.

Never heard of him. That dude is 21?

Missy89:


City of Fairfax

I like having stuffs to watch anywhere. I have seen some docs and shows like 5 times over. I just added the full Battlefield series to my collection. You should see it. Best WW2 / Vietnam Docs ever made (1994-2002). I save a lot of my game walkthrough as well. Hard to delete hard earned achievements etc. I am attached to it.

Never heard of him. That dude is 21?

Bwahahahahaha.

This is ya unauthorised autobiography: you used to live in Newport News, VA - somewhere in the same hood where Mike Vick was born and raised. Moved to Fairfax to attend GMU and decided to stay there. You can take a nyggah out of the hood, but can't take the hood out of a nyggah, no matter how the nyggah tries to hide it. Better get with the programme and start repping ya hood, Newport news.

And you're a certified Ijebu hoarder - I need to check ya family tree. There's definitely an Ijebu nyggah somewhere in there. Perhaps one of the ones that created Itsekiri folks. I'm sure you know Itsekiris are mostly Ijebu traders of yore...so who knows if a next Ijebu nyggah strayed into ya home town in Ondo.

Anyway, 4TB is a lot - I don't even have up to 500 GB worth of stuffs. I delete things from time to time. And downloading is a pain in the arse due to viruses, trojans, worms, malware and spyware. I don't like compromising my computers, for unnecessary freebies. That's just me.

Yes, and he has had the two cars from when he was like 20. He has a C-class as well. And this guy dropped out of Uni to do it - I can't even hate a young black brother getting it in. Proud of that nyggah.