softapples:
joke apart u dserv every sweet tongue im giving to u, i hardly do it but for you i will do anything, i hope u will visit during christmas?

FriedPlantain:
I would have loved to mention you Gurgle but I won't, so that you won't start saying I'm following you about.

softapples:
joke apart u dserv every sweet tongue im giving to u, i hardly do it but for you i will do anything, i hope u will visit during christmas?

kinglekan:

Friedplantain abi na boli sef, why have you been sleeping, dining and pooing on this thread all day?

Is today plantain festival in Rwanda?

Kinglekan the poetry master, all hail the king of literature.

I no go work today na, I just dey house dey sleep, drink medicine and dey 'poo on this thread' as you earlier said.

softapples:
joke apart u dserv every sweet tongue im giving to u, i hardly do it but for you i will do anything, i hope u will visit during christmas?

FriedPlantain:
Me? Runz kwanu? I no get any runz for nairaland, na only movements me get na.

Ronse, movement, all join. Open the thread and watch alobam dem shame you.

Gurgle:


Lol but youre following me na. just admit it

Following ke, you are not even among the few people I actually follow on nairaland. I just come to this thread to chat and have fun and most times, you always seem to be available.

Jollyjoy:
that dry joke?lolll.

FriedPlantain:


Following ke, you are not even the few people I actually follow on nairaland. I just come to this thread to chat and have fun and most times, you always seem to be available.

Gurgle:


LOL you lost your italics for me..it must be love

I wasn't even here when you mentioned me..if youre too shy just say so

You were viewing the thread. Same way AgapeCharis and Thesonofmark were also viewing as well.


I still love you though, won't mind making you my second wife.

Jollyjoy:
that dry joke?lolll.

FriedPlantain:
You were viewing the thread. Same way Agap eCharis and Thes onofm ark were also viewing as well.


I still love you though, won't mind making you my second wife.

onomeglo:
seriously I will love to,is been long av visited delta, buh I dnt knw if dad will let me sha,

Jollyjoy:
as u small reach so,i wonder wat will happen wen you come of age...haba..

Gurgle:


I really wasn't; I was watching tv but left my browser on. I don't know how long it says youre viewing for after you have stopped looking at it

Lol first or nothing

Yeah I can relate with that, there are Lotta times when I forget to close my browser or log out thereby having me logged on to the forum even though I'm actually doing something else.

pbs4real:
help me reply ur mail...

softapples:
LOL@small reach, dnt let my baby face deceive you o, i be mature man

Jollyjoy:
lolll..ok bros i hear u...

FriedPlantain:


Kinglekan the poetry master, all hail the king of literature.

I no go work today na, I just dey house dey sleep, drink medicine and dey 'poo on this thread' as you earlier said.

Buhahahahahah!! Poetry wah!!! King of kwa

U must have me confused with Mary Poppins.

Me wey nor sabi pass pidgin, bros if na insult nor try am again ooooo

Y u nor go work? Dem don give u pink slip? Which kain medicine u bin dey swallow? U wan commit suicide?

Deejavuu:
Naijaboiy

Was doing this wan?

Why are u moping? Him rape u? :

softapples:
give me dad's number lemme call him and beg him to allow u lol, pls do try and visit, u will make me a happy guy

FriedPlantain:


Yeah I can relate with that, there are Lotta times when I forget to close my browser or log out thereby having me logged on to the forum even though I'm actually doing something else.

onomeglo:
oh ok,so what's happening in ughelli or u not dere?

kinglekan:


Buhahahahahah!! Poetry wah!!! King of kwa

U must have me confused with Mary Poppins.

Me wey nor sabi pass pidgin, bros if na insult nor try am again ooooo

Y u nor go work? Dem don give u pink slip? Which kain medicine u bin dey swallow? U wan commit suicide?

No be dey always write those big big Engrish for literature section? I Sabi you die na.

I was down with malaria and had to go to the clinic. Why I go commit suicide, I dey craze? Wey me never yansh all the babes wey full my area, I go come go commit suicide. If I hear!

Gurgle:


Precisely. So when's our wedding

What wedding? second wives don't deserve no _fucking wedding; we just take them home and bang them like hell. That's all.

Gurgle:


Precisely. So when's our wedding

FriedPlantain:
What wedding? second wives don't deserve no _fucking wedding; we just take them home and bang them like hell. That's all.

olajorn:
so u are finaly going with plantain

Gurgle:


Ehen..are you regretting your decision

olajorn:
if i hear say i regret ..hold plantain and i will hold my own wife too