Do noodles really takes 3mins to be ready? I doubt this because over the years, i've spent at least 10 mins to prepare noodles even without any additional supplement... But if u've got any useful say, share your views

silly op, silly topic

Baddestguyp:
silly op, silly topic

There are no silly questions, only silly answers.

@OP noodles take 4mins to prepare if you use the right amount of water as stipulated on the pack.

a day or two

Nmeri17:
a day or two

Sooooo sorry my darling!
Nor vess abeg.
I take back all my unkind words.
Truce?

KanwuliaJara:


Sooooo sorry my darling!
Nor vess abeg.
I take back all my unkind words.
Truce?

I'm a bit curious tho. if I were to list all your attributes, remorse will find it difficult getting into the list. why the sudden change of heart

Nmeri17:
I'm a bit curious tho. if I were to list all your attributes, remorse will find it difficult getting into the list. why the sudden change of heart

Then you do not know ANY %age of me.
The sudden change of heart is only because I did not feel good about what I wrote to you.
Saying "I am sorry" when wrong is part of humility.

I could have simply told you I did not like what you wrote POLITELY.
No reason for my outburst.

KanwuliaJara:


Then you do not know ANY %age of me.
The sudden change of heart is only because I did not feel good about what I wrote to you.
Saying "I am sorry" when wrong is part of humility.

I could have simply told you I did not like what you wrote POLITELY.
No reason for my outburst.

You are up to something. Nimeri pls reject the apology

Obunse1:



You are up to something. Nimeri pls reject the apology

I am not a Christian, so I don't play SICK, MIND GAMES ok?

When I tender an apology, it is called "closure"!
What the recipient chooses to do with is is never my gadddem bizzzzz!

I have since moved on!
You do the same!

KanwuliaJara:


I am not a Christian, so I don't play SICK, MIND GAMES ok?

When I tender an apology, it is called "closure"!
What the recipient chooses to do with is is never my gadddem bizzzzz!

I have since moved on!
You do the same!

I got a mention from KanwuliaJara, I feel like a superstar.
Love you back ma'am

Allwility:

There are no silly questions, only silly answers.

@OP noodles take 4mins to prepare if you use the right amount of water as stipulated on the pack.

4 minutes are way too long na.... Unless you want it to be mushy and yuck.

2 minutes approx

MrsPhyno:

4 minutes are way too long na.... Unless you want it to be mushy and yuck.

2 minutes approx

It used to be 2mins but I believe by SON/NAFDAC regulations it's now 3- 4 mins. Mushy noodles is not caused by the cooking time but the moisture content of the noodle itself .

Well. 3 minutes is enough

KanwuliaJara:


I am not a Christian, so I don't play SICK, MIND GAMES ok?

When I tender an apology, it is called "closure"!
What the recipient chooses to do with is is never my gadddem bizzzzz!

I have since moved on!
You do the same!

what's that got to do with Christians bruh?

Blossom023:


what's that got to do with Christians bruh?

Only "Christains" play the "sickest" of mind games!

KanwuliaJara:


Only "Christains" play the "sickest" of mind games!

Ok christains not Christians... Cool..

Blossom023:


Ok christains not Christians... Cool..

Yup!

KanwuliaJara:

Then you do not know ANY %age of me.
The sudden change of heart is only because I did not feel good about what I wrote to you.
Saying "I am sorry" when wrong is part of humility.

For a few years now, I have wondered how you sleep at night after saying some of the things you've said on here. Indeed, the Nairaland family and the Nigerian cyber community at large are overjoyed at the unearthing of this so called "percentage of you" as is evident in the comments on this post.

the experience of knowing this 'percentage' is a stellar one I'm of the opinion that old age has begun to catch up with you hence the "humility" A much welcomed development nevertheless!!

Nmeri17:
For a few years now, I have wondered how you sleep at night after saying some of the things you've said on here. Indeed, the Nairaland family and the Nigerian cyber community at large are overjoyed at the unearthing of this so called "percentage of you" as is evident in the comments on this post.

the experience of knowing this 'percentage' is a stellar one I'm of the opinion that old age has begun to catch up with you hence the "humility" A much welcomed development nevertheless!!

Bia bros?
You are still vexxxxing?
Typical B.C.!(aka BIAFRA CHRISTIAN)!

NL and "the cyber community" at large ke?
Na so I notorious reach?

What comments of the past?
Can you please refresh my "memoradum"?

Old age ke?
I reaaaash to born you?

KanwuliaJara:


Bia bros?
You are still vexxxxing?
Typical B.C.!(aka BIAFRA CHRISTIAN)!

what part of my post suggests such?? as a matter of fact, this apology is a unary one I really do not have a choice on whether to accept or not -- you wouldn't care less either way

NL and "the cyber community" at large ke?
Na so I notorious reach?

What comments of the past?
Can you please refresh my "memoradum"?

yes ke!! abi the days from the defunct ENU-VEEE-ESS do not count some of us have known you longer than others. the fun days when you were ever war ready and valiant in preying on unsuspecting helpless/hapless internet nomenclatures

Old age ke?
I reaaaash to born you?

you should be 49 this year rii??

Nmeri17:
what part of my post suggests such?? as a matter of fact, this apology is a unary one I really do not have a choice on whether to accept or not -- you wouldn't care less either way

yes ke!! abi the days from the defunct ENU-VEEE-ESS do not count some of us have known you longer than others. the fun days when you were ever war ready and valiant in preying on unsuspecting helpless/hapless internet nomenclatures

you should be 49 this year rii??

My dear "young man"!
When I offer a heart-felt apology)which is VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRY RARE), I mean usually mean it with the utmost sincerity.
Yup! I could care less really. Moving on is what I do "BESTEST"!

Now, what you choose to do with it cannot be my concern, for I have cleared my conscience of any wrong doing. Only a "BIAFRAN CHRISTIAN" never forgives and is to be "marvelled" at GREATLY!

Arrrrrrrrrgh! ENU VEE IS IS TRULY DEFUNCT! Proud to say: "I CRASSSSSSSHED IT"!
Did you say "prey on unsuspecting/helpless/hapless nomenclatures"?
You must be mistaking me for one of the "OKORO-NGBATIC", COWARDLY, e badu belle and e JOLOSI, miserable bytches or closet phagggs on the cyber airways that gat nothing beta to do than pick on people for absolutely nothing but ENVY!!!!
I have NEVER been such and will NEVER BE!!!
But if you step on my toes on or offline. . . . May both GOD AND SATAN have mercy on your souls!!! Amen.

Honey! SATAN REIGNS SUPREME in "THAT VILLAGE CEMETERY"! It shall be so till the end of times! Amen!!!!

I will wear my 10-STAR, RED BADGE OF INFAMY WITH THE GREATEST RELISH!!!!

Talking of getting old!
I ask again? I dey old enough to BORN YOU?
I am glad YOU know me WELL!
Wish my "THE HAPPIEST OF THE MARVELOUS 49" coming up NEXT MONTH! It is 20 years to THE GREAT *69*!!!!

Many have DIED on and off NL/NVS without smelling 30 or 40!!!

For who "Jah" bless, let no one curse!


It feeeeeeeels goooooooooood!!!!!

*Time to catch my flight. . . . Life is sweeeeeet*




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AIu7SqX_UI

KanwuliaJara:


My dear "young man"!
When I offer a heart-felt apology)which is VERRRRRRRRRRRRRRY RARE), I mean usually mean it with the utmost sincerity.
Yup! I could care less really. Moving on is what I do "BESTEST"!

in other words "you are one of the very rare recipients of my heart felt apology". good to know. it's alright now. really. but at the time, it hurt a bit that you'd say suchs to me. scratch that....it hurt so much I had to spend a few weeks bemoaning my fate at my aged grandma's house I wept bitterly for several days on end, poured ashes on my head and put on sackcloth it came as a relief and as a surprise when you apologized. I don't look forward to your fuse blowing next time; really -- hence the resolve to keep a safe distance

Now, what you choose to do with it cannot be my concern, for I have cleared my conscience of any wrong doing. Only a "BIAFRAN CHRISTIAN" never forgives and is to be "marvelled" at GREATLY!

Arrrrrrrrrgh! ENU VEE IS IS TRULY DEFUNCT! Proud to say: "I CRASSSSSSSHED IT"!
Did you say "prey on unsuspecting/helpless/hapless nomenclatures"?
You must be mistaking me for one of the "OKORO-NGBATIC", COWARDLY, e badu belle and e JOLOSI, miserable bytches or closet phagggs on the cyber airways that gat nothing beta to do than pick on people for absolutely nothing but ENVY!!!!
I have NEVER been such and will NEVER BE!!!
But if you step on my toes on or offline. . . . May both GOD AND SATAN have mercy on your souls!!! Amen.

I remember you goring people unprovoked. you don dh kam dan recently. let's not go there tho. if you cannot recollect yourself doing suchs, it might be an indication of deep-seated selective amnesia and we have a lot to be worried about

Honey! SATAN REIGNS SUPREME in "THAT VILLAGE CEMETERY"! It shall be so till the end of times! Amen!!!!

I will wear my 10-STAR, RED BADGE OF INFAMY WITH THE GREATEST RELISH!!!!

salute!! you are more than conqueror on these terrains

Talking of getting old!
I ask again? I dey old enough to BORN YOU?
I am glad YOU know me WELL!
Wish my "THE HAPPIEST OF THE MARVELOUS 49" coming up NEXT MONTH! It is 20 years to THE GREAT *69*!!!!

Many have DIED on and off NL/NVS without smelling 30 or 40!!!

For who "Jah" bless, let no one curse!


It feeeeeeeels goooooooooood!!!!!

*Time to catch my flight. . . . Life is sweeeeeet*




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AIu7SqX_UI

I look forward to wishing you many more days why so curious about my age

Nmeri17:
in other words "you are one of the very rare recipients of my heart felt apology". good to know. it's alright now. really. but at the time, it hurt a bit that you'd say suchs to me. scratch that....it hurt so much I had to spend a few weeks bemoaning my fate at my aged grandma's house I wept bitterly for several days on end, poured ashes on my head and put on sackcloth it came as a relief and as a surprise when you apologized. I don't look forward to your fuse blowing next time; really -- hence the resolve to keep a safe distance
I remember you goring people unprovoked. you don dh kam dan recently. let's not go there tho. if you cannot recollect yourself doing suchs, it might be an indication of deep-seated selective amnesia and we have a lot to be worried about
salute!! you are more than conqueror on these terrains
I look forward to wishing you many more days why so curious about my age

Will reply when I get to HOU.

Nmeri17:
in other words "you are one of the very rare recipients of my heart felt apology". good to know. it's alright now. really. but at the time, it hurt a bit that you'd say suchs to me. scratch that....it hurt so much I had to spend a few weeks bemoaning my fate at my aged grandma's house I wept bitterly for several days on end, poured ashes on my head and put on sackcloth it came as a relief and as a surprise when you apologized. I don't look forward to your fuse blowing next time; really -- hence the resolve to keep a safe distance
I remember you goring people unprovoked. you don dh kam dan recently. let's not go there tho. if you cannot recollect yourself doing suchs, it might be an indication of deep-seated selective amnesia and we have a lot to be worried about
salute!! you are more than conqueror on these terrains
I look forward to wishing you many more days why so curious about my age

I think you accuse my falsely.
If you can prove ANY instance where I "gored" people unprovoked, I will give you $1000 for starters!
All the people I lashed at deserved it AND MORE!!! No apologies!
Keeping a "safe" distance is always a good thing!
Yes, I did YOU wrong and I felt REAAAALLLLY BAAAAAD!
I am sorry!

Yes! I am a survivor and a conqueror over those who spread injustice.
I don't want to know your age because we all get OLDER EVERY SECOND.
As for who dies first has nothing to do with age! AMEN!!!!
Live your life to the fullest like I do my dear.
If I am called today, even my worst enemies would mourn me.
I don't have enemies, I only SETTLE SCORES.

I will be working on my birthday! Or I "plan" to work, for EVERYDAY is a happy birthday for me!!!

REJOICE!!!!!

*phone in airplane mode*

KanwuliaJara:


I think you accuse my falsely.
If you can prove ANY instance where I "gored" people unprovoked, I will give you $1000 for starters!
All the people I lashed at deserved it AND MORE!!! No apologies!
Keeping a "safe" distance is always a good thing!
Yes, I did YOU wrong and I felt REAAAALLLLY BAAAAAD!
I am sorry!

before I came back to reply this mention, you've altered it severely. you attach importance to these things like they'll get published in TIMES magazine

just as I was about switching to sleuthing mode, you added all these caveats and ruined what should have been a juicy job offer which I've been waiting for all my life!! pffft...

Yes! I am a survivor and a conqueror over those who spread injustice.
I don't want to know your age because we all get OLDER EVERY SECOND.
As for who dies first has nothing to do with age! AMEN!!!!
Live your life to the fullest like I do my dear.
If I am called today, even my worst enemies would mourn me.
I don't have enemies, I only SETTLE SCORES.

I will be working on my birthday! Or I "plan" to work, for EVERYDAY is a happy birthday for me!!!

REJOICE!!!!!

*phone in airplane mode*

you're sounding so deep tonight. seems you went to church

Nmeri17:

before I came back to reply this mention, you've altered it severely. you attach importance to these things like they'll get published in TIMES magazine

just as I was about switching to sleuthing mode, you added all these caveats and ruined what should have been a juicy job offer which I've been waiting for all my life!! pffft...
you're sounding so deep tonight. seems you went to church

I guess we have "exhaled enough"!
I get the hint.
I have 3 hours of flying time.
See you around.

* switching to airplane mode *

KanwuliaJara:


I guess we have "exhaled enough"!
I get the hint.
I have 3 hours of flying time.
See you around.

* switching to airplane mode *

ikr.

it is almost always a pleasure having you around