An igbo man had an accident wit his new BMW X6. He called a police officer and said "This man just came smashed off the door of my BMW! My 6 Million car is now condemned" The police officer shakes his head in amazement and said, "U igbo's like money too much, u didn't even realize that your hand has been cut off." The Igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: "Chinekeme!!! Where is my Rolex Watch"?

exxell:
An igbo man had an accident wit his new BMW X6. He called a police officer and said "This man just came smashed off the door of my BMW! My 6 Million car is now condemned" The police officer shakes his head in amazement and said, "U igbo's like money too much, u didn't even realize that your hand has been cut off." The Igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: "Chinekeme!!! Where is my Rolex Watch"?

Stale

Verry funni....hehehe

fck off is dis surposed to be a joke

sunnyb0b0:


Stale

Mind you, this is just for fun. I am a core Igbo by the way... Anambra Obodo Oma.

ladyF:

ladyf u be Igbo gehl abi boy sef

pls tell ur joke to FFK..

wizkelly:
ladyf u be Igbo gehl abi boy sef

I'm not igbo, I'm not male either...

igbo people won't like this joke sha

Odi mma... Alikirimu ya ( I like it)

exxell:


Mind you, this is just for fun. I am a core Igbo by the way... Anambra Obodo Oma.

Oh really, that ur brother must be Rambo

wordcat:


Oh really, that ur brother must be Rambo

Igbos like money, Igbos like money, but who are stealing and robbing Nigeria blind since independence? Are they not hausa/fulani and yorrobers? I blame some useless Igbos that are buying into the lagos/ibadan express way media propaganda that igbos love money more than their own people.
These yorrober people have collaborated with the northerners to rob nigeria blind and plunder nigeria's oil resource and owns almost all the oil blocks in Biafraland, yet they want you to believe that you Igbo man that is working hard to earn your money is the lover of money more than their thievery arrsses. And some idiots are believing them and even openning a ridiculous thread in the name of joke. It is said that if a lie is repeated more often then it tend to become truth in the minds of idiots.

I am glad that radio Biafra have emerged to debunk all those stupid lies, among them being that Igbos love money more than those vandals that have robbed nigeria blind. They stole trillions of dollars of nigeria's money which they banked in foreign bank accounts, yet they sold you their lies that they don't love money, but somehow, you the Igboman loves money more than those thieves and you believe them and even opened a joke of a thread about it. Idiots!

[size=18pt]Yorubas hate money, yet they control crime in Nigeria!


https://www.nairaland.com/803039/yoruba-crime-wave-sweeps-through


Basterd liars![/size]

Bialegend:

Igbos like money, Igbos like money, but who are stealing and robbing Nigeria blind since independence? Are they not hausa/fulani and yorrobers? I blame some useless Igbos that are buying into the lagos/ibadan express way media propaganda that igbos love money more than their own people.
These yorrober people have collaborated with the northerners to rob nigeria blind and plunder nigeria's oil resource and owns almost all the oil blocks in Biafraland, yet they want you to believe that you Igbo man that is working hard to earn your money is the lover of money more than their thievery arrsses. And some idiots are believing them and even openning a ridiculous thread in the name of joke. It is said that if a lie is repeated more often then it tend to become truth in the minds of idiots.

I am glad that radio Biafra have emerged to debunk all those stupid lies, among them being that Igbos love money more than those vandals that have robbed nigeria blind. They stole trillions of dollars of nigeria's money which they banked in foreign bank accounts, yet they sold you their lies that they don't love money, but somehow, you the Igboman loves money more than those thieves and you believe them and even opened a joke of a thread about it. Idiots!

...yeah, don't mind them. The other ethnic groups have been stealing Nigeria blind, along with their Igbo collaborators!!

ladyF:

What is this dirty thing still doing on Nairaland


Igbo people rock, we are just too good to be true

Kk

I forgot that Alamesigya and James Ibori are Yoruba

Bialegend:

Igbos like money, Igbos like money, but who are stealing and robbing Nigeria blind since independence? Are they not hausa/fulani and yorrobers? I blame some useless Igbos that are buying into the lagos/ibadan express way media propaganda that igbos love money more than their own people.
These yorrober people have collaborated with the northerners to rob nigeria blind and plunder nigeria's oil resource and owns almost all the oil blocks in Biafraland, yet they want you to believe that you Igbo man that is working hard to earn your money is the lover of money more than their thievery arrsses. And some idiots are believing them and even openning a ridiculous thread in the name of joke. It is said that if a lie is repeated more often then it tend to become truth in the minds of idiots.

I am glad that radio Biafra have emerged to debunk all those stupid lies, among them being that Igbos love money more than those vandals that have robbed nigeria blind. They stole trillions of dollars of nigeria's money which they banked in foreign bank accounts, yet they sold you their lies that they don't love money, but somehow, you the Igboman loves money more than those thieves and you believe them and even opened a joke of a thread about it. Idiots!

You quoted the wrong person man cos am mocking the op and that was why I specified by saying his brother(not Igbos) is Rambo.

exxell:
An igbo man had an accident wit his new BMW X6. He called a police officer and said "This man just came smashed off the door of my BMW! My 6 Million car is now condemned" The police officer shakes his head in amazement and said, "U igbo's like money too much, u didn't even realize that your hand has been cut off." The Igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: "Chinekeme!!! Where is my Rolex Watch"?

you see y the brain of baboons and monkeys cant reason t takes more than 30mins 4 the zoo police to respond a simple call what makes u think the pains from the damaged hand won't surface or the people around there won't tell him u see y I am finding difficult to downgrade my brain to understand the Zoo baboons an monkeys just can't wait 4 biafra this year because we must match and it is the christmas gift for all

DaBullIT:
I forgot that Alamesigya and James Ibori are Yoruba

but I thought u said nigeer deltans are not igbo how come u are relating them together okkkkk u call them igbos when dealing with them but when its time to loot them u remind them how igbos wants to dominate them I just pity them the earlier this so called niger delta wake up the better

Wht z xo funny abt dat?Mtchwwwwwww!

Brooklynsouth:
you see y the brain of baboons and monkeys cant reason t takes more than 30mins 4 the zoo police to respond a simple call what makes u think the pains from the damaged hand won't surface or the people around there won't tell him u see y I am finding difficult to downgrade my brain to understand the Zoo baboons an monkeys just can't wait 4 biafra this year because we must match and it is the christmas gift for all

...Yes o!My broda.U're rilly in spirit.Chukwuokikeabiama z on our sides.

exxell:
An igbo man had an accident wit his new BMW X6. He called a police officer and said "This man just came smashed off the door of my BMW! My 6 Million car is now condemned" The police officer shakes his head in amazement and said, "U igbo's like money too much, u didn't even realize that your hand has been cut off." The Igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: "Chinekeme!!! Where is my Rolex Watch"?

was it ur igbo mother that told u?

I do not belong to their group or ethnicity , but if i ever said they are different , it is because one of them or several of them said so , Personally i do not see any difference in Ijaw , ND , Igbo , non of my business


And i think that idea is borne out of greed, Yorubas have Oyo, Ijesha, ondo's and other variants of Yoruba language each but all are Yorubas , one nation, i see no reason why Ijaw or ND will want to carve itself out from Ibos , is it because of the crude or what ?

Brooklynsouth:
but I thought u said nigeer deltans are not igbo how come u are relating them together okkkkk u call them igbos when dealing with them but when its time to loot them u remind them how igbos wants to dominate them I just pity them the earlier this so called niger delta wake up the better

Pictures.....


Or I DON'T BELIEVE IT

exxell:
An igbo man had an accident wit his new BMW X6. He called a police officer and said "This man just came smashed off the door of my BMW! My 6 Million car is now condemned" The police officer shakes his head in amazement and said, "U igbo's like money too much, u didn't even realize that your hand has been cut off." The Igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: "Chinekeme!!! Where is my Rolex Watch"?

Igbos love the money that they make, Hausa n Yoruba love sharing nigeria oil money.

Yet the bulk of Nigerian political looters are not igbos.

CSTR2:
Yet the bulk of Nigerian political looters are not igbos.

Yes, the bulk of naija politicians are not ibos,but bulk of naija drug traaffickers are ibo,bulk of fake drug manufacturer are ibos,bulk of kidnapers are ibos and bulk of criminal minded people in naija are the flatthead.ndi ara

omoelesa:
Yes, the bulk of naija politicians are not ibos,but bulk of naija drug traaffickers are ibo,bulk of fake drug manufacturer are ibos,bulk of kidnapers are ibos and bulk of criminal minded people in naija are the flatthead.ndi ara

As ridiculous and untrue as this is , i will allow it for the sake of argument.
Those criminal jobs are a by-product of poverty created by your lootacratic politicians.
Your thieving amala politicians constitute a greater damage to this country than all the fake drug manufacturers put together.
Bloody conehead. Ewedu gulping nitwit.

God will punish all of you hypocrites who always push the 'love' of money to the Igbos alone, but then do all sorts of atrocities behind, just to make money. Why not share all your monetary possessions among the Igbos? They are the only tribe that love money after all. Stupid people!

First Class Hypocrites!

exxell:
An igbo man had an accident wit his new BMW X6. He called a police officer and said "This man just came smashed off the door of my BMW! My 6 Million car is now condemned" The police officer shakes his head in amazement and said, "U igbo's like money too much, u didn't even realize that your hand has been cut off." The Igbo man looks at his amputated hand and screams: "Chinekeme!!! Where is my Rolex Watch"?

An Igbo man can kill his mother for money.