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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 2:50am On Sep 13, 2015
elmisti:
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by donasere(m): 3:06am On Sep 13, 2015
****yawns****


Nobody here today


Where dem nyt crawlers dem...


**goes through thread closing windows n doors** na chimajii work be dis ooo


**hears heavy soundtrack from harinholar and ademasta room!!.....**ah ah ah........yes babe....*** u go fear nyt vigil oo



Walks down the hallway and hears anoda faint soundtrack...dese CMs dey pray gan oo...

**finds out its mistabiola and aminat508...**mmmm....hmmm....oh goooood**.....shey na prayer be dis?



hawire1 always dozing off with dis 2005 coke in his hands!...**closes door and works away**


Goes to the basement and sees dossylvanus passed out as usual with plantain in his hands!!!....silver back!


Inhales dat unmistakable smell!.....and follows it.....it could only lead to one place...
Elmistis balcony...physika is also here with Donpsymon aare2050 and gazaliah.....una no dey see nyt for eye

**puffs flavored weed 3 times***

Moves back down....sees lifeisguhdand ijekul passed out in the lobby again...,**na only dia two sabi where dem dey come from**






***finally drapes self in white and appeases the gods***





***finally retires back to penthouse*** omo na sleep sure pass!

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:06am On Sep 13, 2015
elmisti:
Juve sha
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by donasere(m): 3:07am On Sep 13, 2015
elmisti:
Juve sha

The old lady really broke ur heart 2dai ooo!.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:10am On Sep 13, 2015
donasere:
****yawns****


Nobody here today


Where dem nyt crawlers dem...


**goes through thread closing windows n doors** na chimaji work be dis ooo


**hears heavy soundtrack from harinholar and ademasta room!!.....**ah ah ah........yes babe....*** u go fear nyt vigil oo



Walks down the hallway and hears anoda faint soundtrack...dese CMs dey pray gan oo...

**finds out its mistabiola and aminat508...**mmmm....hmmm....oh goooood**.....shey na prayer be dis?



hawire1 always dozing off with dis 2005 coke in his hands!...**closes door and works away**


Goes to the basement and sees dossylvanus passed out as usual with plantain in his hands!!!....silver back!


Inhales dat unmistakable smell!.....and follows it.....it could only lead to one place...
Elmistis balcony...physika is also here with Donpsymon aare2050 and gazaliah.....una no dey see nyt for eye

**puffs flavored weed 3 times***

Moves back down....sees lifeisguhdand ijekul passed out in the lobby again...,**na only dia two sabi where dem dey come from**






***finally drapes self in white and appeases the gods***





***finally retires back to penthouse*** omo na sleep sure pass!




What have I eva done to deserve this antagonistic attitude from dis. Devil na!.....so ntn wey no go do person again bah?......how e be say u go chill one side dey look me, com enta spoil my blues with apala....guy I go curse U! U no fit escape dis one......
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:12am On Sep 13, 2015
donasere:


The old lady really broke ur heart 2dai ooo!.

Nt so painful its old lady, I undrstnd d woman well, jst dat its dat only surviving ticket she shit on....Old lady is still ma woman anyday anytym excpt wen she plays La masia
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by donasere(m): 3:12am On Sep 13, 2015
elmisti:


What have I eva done to deserve this antagonistic attitude from dis. Devil na!.....so ntn wey no go do person again bah?......how e be say u go chill one side dey look me, com enta spoil my blues with apala....guy I go curse U! U no fit escape dis one......


Lolzzzzz.......


Abeg ooo!!!!



I don shift...... dey drop ur blues go
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by donasere(m): 3:14am On Sep 13, 2015
elmisti:


Nt so painful its old lady, I undrstnd d woman well, jst dat its dat only surviving ticket she shit on....Old lady is still ma woman anyday anytym excpt wen she plays La masia

Okk na!!

Tarry on it no more!!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by elmisti(m): 3:14am On Sep 13, 2015
donasere:



Lolzzzzz.......


Abeg ooo!!!!



I don shift...... dey drop ur blues go


#Drags out my horn#..........shebi sleep no dey ur eye ni abi, u go sleep one from today till d day camp opens b4 u wake...enemy of progress
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by donasere(m): 3:17am On Sep 13, 2015
elmisti:



#Drags out my horn#..........shebi sleep no dey ur eye ni abi, u go sleep one from today till d day camp opens b4 u wake...enemy of progress


Tahhhhh!!!... I gallant..




But wait ooo

Who be dat 1 guest wey just dey since?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Doublelady(f): 5:05am On Sep 13, 2015
As i wake up see 2day lasan..na Godwin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by ademasta(m): 5:20am On Sep 13, 2015
donasere:
****yawns****


Nobody here today


Where dem nyt crawlers dem...


**goes through thread closing windows n doors** na chimajii work be dis ooo


**hears heavy soundtrack from harinholar and ademasta room!!.....**ah ah ah........yes babe....*** u go fear nyt vigil oo



Walks down the hallway and hears anoda faint soundtrack...dese CMs dey pray gan oo...

**finds out its mistabiola and aminat508...**mmmm....hmmm....oh goooood**.....shey na prayer be dis?



hawire1 always dozing off with dis 2005 coke in his hands!...**closes door and works away**


Goes to the basement and sees dossylvanus passed out as usual with plantain in his hands!!!....silver back!


Inhales dat unmistakable smell!.....and follows it.....it could only lead to one place...
Elmistis balcony...physika is also here with Donpsymon aare2050 and gazaliah.....una no dey see nyt for eye

**puffs flavored weed 3 times***

Moves back down....sees lifeisguhdand ijekul passed out in the lobby again...,**na only dia two sabi where dem dey come from**






***finally drapes self in white and appeases the gods***





***finally retires back to penthouse*** omo na sleep sure pass!



Oh u heard it, side B of the tape playing then! Oluwa was involved
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by ademasta(m): 5:28am On Sep 13, 2015
elmisti:


Oniranu smbry.....night. Vigil for saturday night.....all dis kind vigil wey be say na untill 9 mnths we go see d manifestation
E gbami o, God no dey go anywhere now... He even accepts vigils best on saturdays because its the last working day fof God bfor he takes his rest on sundays. Dnt forget (Ranti ojo isinmi ki o si ya si mimo) *remember ur sabath day and make it holy*.... But as per manifestation afta 9months, hmmmm, Harinholar wake up o, sunday service today....same venue, different time. Donasere hw ya body?

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