Child hood was fun! We played lots of games (pre 1990's childhood), suwe, ten ten, tinco tinco, etc, even sang songs;willy willy done die, filamingo,go mi fila,kro kro dey for this one yansh,(rock of ages theme),kilo pa iya ijebu;ibere. Etc. We also said funny yabs. Some of the yabs are thus:
1)You mess 2 kpangolo form voltron
2)You mess all fish for river niger throway salute
3)You fall from mountain, your neck break, your back break, but your prick dey control traffic
4)You enter plane you dey find conductor
5)Your 'ogo' wey be like 'shilekun f'ole
6) See this Egyptian maggot!
7)For una family, una go buy 1 cup of garri come pour am for bucket full of water dey sing 'garri swell up'!
For una family, na 1 pant una dey share!
9)You enter plane you wan wind down!
10) For this mumu man house, for their radio dem catch mosquitos put for nylon dey flog am, dem put lizard for glass as their tv set.

I will remember more later, please join in the fun and add yours. Lalasticlala, seun please let's release stress of a new week, let's laugh!

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1)O jo mummy, o jo daddy. O lo jo sibi iya elewa

2) Olo orun jiji bi isale jollof
3) Elese wogo wogo bi ogo trailer

Sanmel:
1)O jo mummy, o jo daddy. O lo jo sibi iya elewa

2) Olo orun jiji bi isale jollof
3) Elese wogo wogo bi ogo trailer

That number 1 got me cracking!

Can't imagine how 'sibi elewa' go be!

See his mouth lyk d yansh of a chronic bedwetter (my dad's favourite,lmaoo), i heard dix one from one kid in my area....he was yabbing another boy like dat he said something like '' E ri bi gbogbo re ti mu idi w'ole bi oko eedu''.....translating dat will mean ''see how everything about him bend inward like a van carrying charcoal packed in sack''....i can't reproduce the laugh in writing abeg.

Lol.... You can add these...
1. See your tun tun Belle lyk hallelujah band...
2.you mess obasanjo repeat primary 1
3. You sit down untop akara.. Akara no commot oil.
4You dey smoke untop 3 story building. You fall... Instead of you to thank God say your leg no break... You say thank God my cigar no break..
5.you mess inside river Niger... AL the fish way dey inside die...
Lol.... Will add more if I remember

1. ashawo slap u, u say na part of love.
2. the most beautiful gal 4 ur village na kpako breasts she have.
3. oloko lile bi candle sele
4. won gbelo won gbebo o dabi oku mortuary
5. two tambolo(small ants) enter ur village nobody escape

Orezy5:
1. ashawo slap u, u say na part of love.

2. the most beautiful gal 4 ur village na kpako breasts she have.

3. oloko lile bi candle sele

4. won gbelo won gbebo o dabi oku mortuary

5. two tambolo(small ants) enter ur village nobody escape

that your number 1 funny die, omo laughter done finish me!

Na you be the first scientist wey discover say sun dey use 36 battries