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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:42pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ray360:

*sips all* lol... Baba Jackossky! My Very spirited friend. the only time I read melancholic words from you was on Friday. I am happy you are fine now.


LOL.. jacuzzi is so hilarious that even his melancholic words are Humorous cheesy



matter of fact I dedicate this FTC to him
jackossky my MAN grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:42pm On Sep 13, 2015
Otibho80:
no

good girl cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:44pm On Sep 13, 2015
CreekReporter:



LOL.. u still did not answer the question cheesy

what's the response to the question? grin
haha.. do you want me to start teaching you pidgin? Lol.
Ray : Creek baba, how far na?
(Chose a response)
Creek: Bro, I dey push am o, I dey o, i full ground remain two drums o, I pin like pinnacle o, I Dey like Dele Giwa o.. lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:46pm On Sep 13, 2015
CreekReporter:



LOL.. jacuzzi is so hilarious that even his melancholic words are Humorous cheesy



matter of fact I dedicate this FTC to him
jackossky my MAN grin
grin
You should have read his words on Friday. he was so down and broken.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by lordkvng(m): 8:46pm On Sep 13, 2015
CreekReporter:



hehehehe general overseers
lol Abi Na
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 8:47pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ray360:

haha.. do you want me to start teaching you pidgin? Lol.
Ray : Creek baba, how far na?
(Chose a response)
Creek: Bro, I dey push am o, I dey o, i full ground remain two drums o, I pin like pinnacle o, I Dey like Dele Giwa o.. lol
:..And Dharay go open mouth yarn say Benin pipu tu like pidgincheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:49pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ray360:

haha.. do you want me to start teaching you pidgin? Lol.
Ray : Creek baba, how far na?
(Chose a response)
Creek: Bro, I dey push am o, I dey o, i full ground remain two drums o, I pin like pinnacle o, I Dey like Dele Giwa o.. lol


ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lmao.

Nice one. I need to master Pidgin English o.

I heard pidgin is the generally accepted language in Edo state.

even the governor speaks it.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:49pm On Sep 13, 2015
Pukka36:
:..And Dharay go open mouth yarn say Benin pipu tu like pidgincheesy
hahahah.. But true o, Benin pidgin done well well.. very concentrated pidgin. If you see wey I dey knack pidgin, you go think say I no sabi speak English at all. It all depends on the level of rapport between or among the communicators.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 8:50pm On Sep 13, 2015
Fixed!
Its high time I start a jouRnal to keep record of these things...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:51pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ray360:
grin
You should have read his words on Friday. he was so down and broken.



trust me, I read them all.
matter of fact, I even had to go to his profile and I went through his general posts on Nairaland.

I almost died laughing cheesy
dude is naturally Funny

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 8:51pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ray360:

hahahah.. But true o, Benin pidgin done well well.. very concentrated pidgin. If you see wey I dey knack pidgin, you go think say I no sabi speak English at all. It all depends on the level of rapport between or among the communicators.
Lol,But U aren't in Benin now...


Pidgin too sure iBeg,if to say na pidgin em' U teash mi Physics I for too grab amcheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:53pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ray360:

I am Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, Akwa ibom, Delta.. mention it.

ohh, I meant, serve me yourself.. lol

Lol. OK.. Dats Gud. Even in ur passport, ur Nationality is Nigeria, deres no tribe..

*tray in hand* here's ur food u ordered, Sir
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:54pm On Sep 13, 2015
CreekReporter:



ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lmao.

Nice one. I need to master Pidgin English o.

I heard pidgin is the generally accepted language in Edo state.

even the governor speaks it.
Not the generally accepted Language. just that, in Benin, most of them are comfortable using pidgin as a communicative baton for relaying messages.
even in Uniben, almost all Hostel guys speak pidgin.. you go hear pidgin slang like

"guy, you dey talk spoil"... hahahahahah!
also, " chai, I don cast ooo".. lol.

when I went for Post Ume , I was just laughing hysterically at the depth of the pidgin language so prevalent there.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:55pm On Sep 13, 2015
CreekReporter:




trust me, I read them all.
matter of fact, I even had to go to his profile and I went through his general posts on Nairaland.

I almost died laughing cheesy
dude is naturally Funny

true. grin . With an appreciable sense of humour
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:56pm On Sep 13, 2015
Pukka36:
Lol,But U aren't in Benin now...


Pidgin too sure iBeg,if to say na pidgin em' U teash mi Physics I for too grab amcheesy


Laughing MAO grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:57pm On Sep 13, 2015
Pukka36:
Lol,But U aren't in Benin now...


Pidgin too sure iBeg,if to say na pidgin em' U teash mi Physics I for too grab amcheesy
hahahahah! grin. I don't form o.. I speak both very well. I speak English and pidgin very well. I love my pidgin abeg, when I want to crack jokes, I switch to pidgin. I go like hear your pidgin o.. lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:58pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ray360:

Not the generally accepted Language. just that, in Benin, most of them are comfortable using pidgin as a communicative baton for relaying messages.
even in Uniben, almost all Hostel guys speak pidgin.. you go hear pidgin slang like

"guy, you dey talk spoil"... hahahahahah!
also, " chai, I don cast ooo".. lol.

when I went for Post Ume , I was just laughing hysterically at the depth of the pidgin language so prevalent there.




Hahaha ..

otibho u dey talk spoil o cheesy

nice one



but
wait oh Mr Ray, what does that even mean
the talk spoil stuff.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 8:59pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ebayray:


Lol. OK.. Dats Gud. Even in ur passport, ur Nationality is Nigeria, deres no tribe..

*tray in hand* here's ur food u ordered, Sir
exactly! I don't feel comfortable when people ask me my tribe. I want to Flow with everyone. igbo, Yoruba, Hausa..

#ohh! lovely, Sits down to eat, join me*
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 9:00pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ray360:

hahahahah! grin. I don't form o.. I speak both very well. I speak English and pidgin very well. I love my pidgin abeg, when I want to crack jokes, I switch to pidgin. I go like hear your pidgin o.. lol
Lol,funny how some 'sisiAjebo' fit tag other gehs local becox of pidgin!


Pidgin sweet die!
Sure thing! U go hear am wellaly weh we meetgrin
CreekReporter:

Laughing MAO grin
tongue
Na so na...
U go pay for tutorials
??
Make I knack U son correct correct pigdin lessnscheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:01pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ray360:

exactly! I don't feel comfortable when people ask me my tribe. I want to Flow with everyone. igbo, Yoruba, Hausa..

#ohh! lovely, Sits down to eat, join me*


you too like food

you go CHOP SPOIL OH grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 9:01pm On Sep 13, 2015
CreekReporter:



Hahaha ..

otibho u dey talk spoil o cheesy

nice one



but
wait oh Mr Ray, what does that even mean
the talk spoil stuff.
Asin U dey yarn dusttongue


U nr dey make sense cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:02pm On Sep 13, 2015
CreekReporter:



Hahaha ..

otibho u dey talk spoil o cheesy

nice one



but
wait oh Mr Ray, what does that even mean
the talk spoil stuff.
hahahahah!! I am laughing seriously! it was in Benin I heard such slang. It is used when someone says something that is unreasonable or out-of-point. you go like, "guy, park well, you dey talk spoil, how you go say Hazard better pass Messi, see spoil talk". lol
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 9:02pm On Sep 13, 2015
CreekReporter:



you too like food

you go CHOP SPOIL OH grin
Wrong usage of pidgin inglishembarassed
U'll have to pay for speakin incorrect pidgintongue
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:03pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ray360:

exactly! I don't feel comfortable when people ask me my tribe. I want to Flow with everyone. igbo, Yoruba, Hausa..

#ohh! lovely, Sits down to eat, join me*

Lol, yeah, so true...

Thanks Sir
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:04pm On Sep 13, 2015
Pukka36:
Na so na... U go pay for tutorials ?? Make I knack U son correct correct pigdin lessnscheesy

LOL. pay for tutorials ke? that was how I paid one plonker some money just to teach me Yoruba.
till today I don't know zilch in Yoruba language.

embarassed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 9:06pm On Sep 13, 2015
CreekReporter:



LOL. pay for tutorials ke?
that was how I paid one plonker some money just to teach me Yoruba.

till today I don't know zilch in Yoruba language.


embarassed
Na different parol be that nacheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:06pm On Sep 13, 2015
CreekReporter:


Hahaha ..
otibho u dey talk spoil o cheesy
nice one


but wait oh Mr Ray, what does that even mean the talk spoil stuff.
hmmm,so na only me u ci?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:07pm On Sep 13, 2015
itfreda:
lordkvng...clintonopah..nd dah wisnch der call ****96!!!!
nd to odahz..i c u all
he he he... How you dey..happy sunday
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:07pm On Sep 13, 2015
Pukka36:
Lol,funny how some 'sisiAjebo' fit tag other gehs local becox of pidgin!
hahaha.. But one should be careful o, Habitual speaking Of pidgin can thwart the Acumen for Prompt and admirable Use of the English Language.

My younger sister got so used to speaking pidgin such that she couldn't express herself very well in English.

I use pidgin When intertwined in a chatty dialogue like the one on this thread.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:08pm On Sep 13, 2015
Ray360:

hahahahah!! I am laughing seriously! it was in Benin I heard such slang. It is used when someone says something that is unreasonable or out-of-point. you go like, "guy, park well, you dey talk spoil, how you go say Hazard better pass Messi, see spoil talk". lol





hehehehehehe...

this guy is gifted jare. cheesy

choi he speaks pidgin and English fluently cheesy
I feel u mehn grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:08pm On Sep 13, 2015
CreekReporter:


you too like food
you go CHOP SPOIL OH grin
hahaha.. Ebayray cannot serve me spoil. her culinary skills are topnotch.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:09pm On Sep 13, 2015
Otibho80:
hmmm,so na only me u ci?

yess Na cheesy

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