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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by TheLostSoul: 10:26pm On Sep 16, 2015
8 years! Are they gonna treat angels of God ?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Yonddaime(m): 10:26pm On Sep 16, 2015
Drdonzeez:
Medicine And Dentistry to last for 8 years for those without B.sc anatomy,physiology n biochem e.t.c starting from 2016/2017 sessions
source please.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 10:31pm On Sep 16, 2015
Ya my baby nah. Im gud too.
itfreda:
shooo....i be gal...bt i nor b baby oh..cheesy




hm gud gurl..hope u re?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 10:33pm On Sep 16, 2015
TheLostSoul:
Ada, I asked u a Q..
I answered u na ...am still waiting for the second list ...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Adah96(f): 10:34pm On Sep 16, 2015
Drdonzeez:
Medicine And Dentistry to last for 8 years for those without B.sc anatomy,physiology n biochem e.t.c starting from 2016/2017 sessions
wat shockedshocked
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 10:36pm On Sep 16, 2015
Tobi! :-D
TheLostSoul:
The moon still shines when sun pretends to die;


But it doesn't shine on me, I'm far away;


Far away, buried in the endless tears I cry;


Belinda, I thought our friendship was going to stay.


Of sombre peregrination, I am a pilgrim;


I'm the loot of the frosty hands of loneliness;


I miss you each time my heart beats, gbim! gbim!


Since you died, I was married to sadness.




Yes, I part the legs of solitude, I make love to it;


Though, there is no warmth to pleasure me;


My manhood has turn'd to ice, the same you teased;


My testes is cold, but not as cold as my heart.

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 10:36pm On Sep 16, 2015
Tobi! cheesy
TheLostSoul:
The moon still shines when sun pretends to die;


But it doesn't shine on me, I'm far away;


Far away, buried in the endless tears I cry;


Belinda, I thought our friendship was going to stay.


Of sombre peregrination, I am a pilgrim;


I'm the loot of the frosty hands of loneliness;


I miss you each time my heart beats, gbim! gbim!


Since you died, I was married to sadness.




Yes, I part the legs of solitude, I make love to it;


Though, there is no warmth to pleasure me;


My manhood has turn'd to ice, the same you teased;


My testes is cold, but not as cold as my heart.

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 10:41pm On Sep 16, 2015
Drdonzeez:
Medicine And Dentistry to last for 8 years for those without B.sc anatomy,physiology n biochem e.t.c starting from 2016/2017 sessions
Lol,Huh


Why?cry




Venus007,biko cun chook mouth putcheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 10:45pm On Sep 16, 2015
Lol. Dats impossble. Hw many yrs is B. Sc in Anatomy? Isnt it 6yrs too? Abeg, dis zobo no cold.
Pukka36:
Lol,Huh


Why?cry




Venus007,biko cun chook mouth putcheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 10:52pm On Sep 16, 2015
NO oh,Anatomy is 4yrssadcry
Venus007:
Lol. Dats impossble. Hw many yrs is B. Sc in Anatomy? Isnt it 6yrs too? Abeg, dis zobo no cold.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 10:55pm On Sep 16, 2015
Pinky khe?
TheLostSoul:
Where's my privayte doktor Pukkah, ?? Where's pinky Venus, ? Where is the enigmatic Alienstar?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 10:56pm On Sep 16, 2015
Oh....Imnt buying it sha. Anyway lyk he said 'starting 4rm 2016/2017 session'.... So itsnt going to affect us.
Pukka36:
NO oh,Anatomy is 4yrssadcry
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SmithRussell(m): 10:56pm On Sep 16, 2015
TheLostSoul:
Pukka, I kan bet my life that before the end of next week, you weel hear from them.......
bet which life? This one or the next?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:57pm On Sep 16, 2015
People have cried here mehn! grin grin grin

This second list sha! grin grin

Anyway, Na for here I go siddon.

If the second list comes out and they don't find their name there, I will gladly lend my shoulders to the ladies to cry on. I will give the guys an handkerchief to share.

Boys, am I not justice?

*boys reply *

Yes master! You are justice indeed!

*smiles smugly and picks teeth.*

cool cool cool cool


Meanwhile, This is most definitely the weirdest and most bizzare thread I've ever seen on front page. DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!!!! cheesy cheesy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUFpdwbfqqQ
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by iamtimt(m): 10:57pm On Sep 16, 2015
Adah96:
.
no I didn't.... I hardly dream...u?
. Hmmm I am Joseph the dreamer..often dream tho
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RegalD(m): 11:02pm On Sep 16, 2015
Ray360:

The throes of life Are thick and thin,
Joy and sadness, the two sides of a coin,
Corrupt not the brook where life flows,
Amidst the gloom roomed in your soul,
Peeling the shine of the golden walls of your whole,
I see Hope that eggs our heart's desires
To be hatched on the Bosoms of all that perspire

The heart yearns for joy and peace
Thick and thorns otherwise it gets
Love is a feeling, same is hatred
The soul of man long for a feeling
Which it get and later rue of getting
Corrupt not the brook where life flows
Lay down not the gate that open for its good
The palm of God open up itself
Pouring mercy for our soul to savour
Only the tears is their to tell that it is over



Tried huh?
Great UNIBEN

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by TheLostSoul: 11:03pm On Sep 16, 2015
The zobo aint kold. She aint buying it. Dope.









OK, Ada, they only released a few names, I learnt... Not upto half the amount they gonna take in. The admitted ones are those that skored very high. At least, those outta of the katchmnt areas had their way as well(the ones that skored high though). Just hold on, everyone starts klearance first week of oktober, thus, they will hurry up....
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SmithRussell(m): 11:04pm On Sep 16, 2015
Adah96:

no I didn't.... I hardly dream...u?
Now that's strange
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 11:04pm On Sep 16, 2015
Choi,it doesn't make sense iBeg
Venus007:
Imnt buying it. Anyway lyk he said 'starting 4rm 2016/2017 session'.... So itsnt going to affect us.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:06pm On Sep 16, 2015
Venus007:
Ya my baby nah. Im gud too.
awfar dat diploma stuff...did u putin for medicine also?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SmithRussell(m): 11:11pm On Sep 16, 2015
What's up with this blundre-poétic? It's really sickening, to me though.

Lemme catch some sleep, tomorrow's Ecostat Finals' last paper, Ah geht lyhk 4 piipoe tu pwor whotar fohr dhat dept..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SwagkingDope(m): 11:11pm On Sep 16, 2015
Ray360:
baba.. good morning
Ise Chair!!!!!!!! i must grit u bros
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 11:13pm On Sep 16, 2015
As in.... Its impossible jare. Nd we'l stil do Anatomy in MBBS nah.
Pukka36:
Choi,it doesn't make sense iBeg
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:14pm On Sep 16, 2015
lordkvng:

relax. check by mid week. catchment, elds n d rest r on 2nd list.

me I don't understand uniben, a friend with 76 hasn't gotten Med yet.


Yea I got mine, thanks.

Where r my manners.. good Morning n How was your night?
midweek is almost over.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 11:15pm On Sep 16, 2015
D UNILAG diploma... Yep, I did. I passd cutoff. Oluwa was involved cos dat exam tough ehn, I dnt evn knw hw I passed d exam grin . A level Biology qs nd sum kain demonic Further Maths qs. 5 subjs, 85 qs, 1hr.
itfreda:

awfar dat diploma stuff...did u putin for medicine also?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by thatniqqress(f): 11:19pm On Sep 16, 2015
SmithRussell:
Boss, do I really need the waec certificate? Can't the statement of result suffice?

I don't have the time go to their village where I did sit for the exam in 2011, that's if I still know the place or if the school is still functioning..

...

2011 you say??
It's so compulsory. Even if you decide on your own to use statement of result, you won't be cleared.
So just try and get it and save yourself the future stress
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:23pm On Sep 16, 2015
Venus007:
D UNILAG diploma... Yep, I did. I passd cutoff. Oluwa was involved cos dat exam tough ehn, I dnt evn knw hw I passed d exam grin . A level Biology qs nd sum kain demonic Further Maths qs. 5 subjs, 85 qs, 1hr.
its simply God..so u did a level...which will u choose if ure given medicine
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 11:27pm On Sep 16, 2015
Venus007:
As in.... Its impossible jare. Nd we'l stil do Anatomy in MBBS nah.
Abi?


Buh He wasn't talking about only Anatomy....


All Basic Medical Sciences were included.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by SmithRussell(m): 11:32pm On Sep 16, 2015
thatniqqress:


2011 you say??
It's so compulsory. Even if you decide on your own to use statement of result, you won't be cleared.
So just try and get it and save yourself the future stress
yeah 2011, since then what have I been doing? Nothing o, and now I'm a lot older and I've grown a little bit taller, my d.ick's still normal but my balls have grown larger.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by tallestVic: 11:54pm On Sep 16, 2015
@thatniqqress: hey,been seeing your contribution in here. Nice..did you also get admitted..what course?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by thatniqqress(f): 12:04am On Sep 17, 2015
tallestVic:
@thatniqqress: hey,been seeing your contribution in here. Nice..did you also get admitted..what course?

Yea thanks.
I'm already a student. Dept of ECOSTAT.
What of you?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 12:05am On Sep 17, 2015
Na God.... I didnt do A level, I jst dey do tinini tanana 4 hall grin. UNIBEN all d way.
itfreda:

its simply God..so u did a level...which will u choose if ure given medicine

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