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Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Kunlexic(m): 6:23am On Sep 17, 2015
horeofe:
u be magiciani dnt tink ewedu tree z strong enuf 2 dey on top of it.sha no break ur neck
Dats d variety of ewedu tree they sow in their locality cheesy



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Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Kunlexic(m): 6:33am On Sep 17, 2015
HaneefahRN:

Uwc. Economics! Nice one.
Mine is nursing, through DE though.
Nursing,nice course.

Hope ur DE is not from poly sha,I hope it from a nursing school
Looking 4ward to meeting u and other hajia to frosh nest year when we resume cheesy
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 7:02am On Sep 17, 2015
horeofe:
nah,ibadan
not bad......
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 7:07am On Sep 17, 2015
horeofe:
u might alxo need a doctor,a nurse,a dentist,a lawyer,a yorubarian,an igborian as fwends since u ve already calculatd d future.
Lawyer is a nice suggestion in case I run into troublegrin yet the future is not that complete without a co-worker. I need a Biochemist as friend but she must be a Lady for progressiveness
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 7:11am On Sep 17, 2015
horeofe:
u be magiciani dnt tink ewedu tree z strong enuf 2 dey on top of it.sha no break ur neck
smiley
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by horeofe(f): 7:14am On Sep 17, 2015
Kunlexic:
I jump down on top Iroko tree to greet u my biggest boss of the highest order grin
y all of una dey jump,dey jump about lyk dis? u cant grit person unlez u jump ni?

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Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 7:15am On Sep 17, 2015
horeofe:
ladies again? :Dladies again?
Relating with Ladies is the secret key to success if done with an honest mind and right intent
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by horeofe(f): 7:16am On Sep 17, 2015
Kunlexic:
u suppose to put pharmacist dere now. shocked
abeg,my broda.make una no vex.we r biochemists,teletele nko,we wud or myt work with u.sure tin niyen.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by horeofe(f): 7:17am On Sep 17, 2015
Kunlexic:
Dats d variety of ewedu tree they sow in their locality cheesy



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dat ewedu na ogbonge ewedu then o o o
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 7:21am On Sep 17, 2015
Kunlexic:
Dats d variety of ewedu tree they sow in their locality cheesy



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Exactly
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by horeofe(f): 7:22am On Sep 17, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Lawyer is a nice suggestion in case I run into troublegrin yet the future is not that complete without a co-worker. I need a Biochemist as friend but she must be a Lady for progressiveness
naughty boy,wu said dat waz y i said u nided a lawyer..u ve already know u wil get in2 trouble u nid a lawyer 2 help manage ur wealth legally..a commercial lawyer tho.as d biochemist lady fwend,i myt fil dat vacancy.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by horeofe(f): 7:24am On Sep 17, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Relating with Ladies is the secret key to success if done with an honest mind and right intent

yeah,i tink sum1 has alxo quoted dat word 2 me.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 7:32am On Sep 17, 2015
horeofe:
naughty boy,wu said dat waz y i said u nided a lawyer..u ve already know u wil get in2 trouble u nid a lawyer 2 help manage ur wealth legally..a commercial lawyer tho.as d biochemist lady fwend,i myt fil dat vacancy.
When one goes into business such as I envisage it is well expected one ran into trouble not as a result of trouble keeping but because of bad belle people but your own reason is superb and professional. That's the blessing in relating with Ladies they have this deep effective thinking ability beyond imagination.Even a research shows Ladies think quicker than guys as they think from both their heart and brain but guys only from their brains still at a reduce speed compared to Ladies'

Seems everything is working as planned.

God am grateful.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by sketcherJ(m): 7:38am On Sep 17, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Congrats to sketcherJ........

And a word of advice for those who didn't meet their department cut off mark...even if it's (0.5) don't stand there and be praying to God.God is not a magician; he will not go to the computer and upload your name on the portal however he can arrange a meeting with willing people in key positions to help you. Don't be deceived by the Holy than thou pastors telling you it's a Sin if you do then be ready for vision 2017
thanks,u are ryt,God is not a magician and isn't it said that God help those who help themselves?
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 7:42am On Sep 17, 2015
horeofe:
yeah,i tink sum1 has alxo quoted dat word 2 me.
Unfortunately the society see it as "women wrapping" due to the depravity and moral decadence of our world.

To survive in this world one need to understand the rules of the universe.Those who are successful in this world have more female friends than male friends(and vice versa) and that is not a coincidence.

A profession as mine need to follow this rule for maximum productivity and unmatched success.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 7:44am On Sep 17, 2015
sketcherJ:
thanks,u are ryt,God is not a magician and isn't it said that God help those who help themselves?
well many see that as blasphemy to their hurt.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by horeofe(f): 7:58am On Sep 17, 2015
starlingslimnet:
When one goes into business such as I envisage it is well expected one ran into trouble not as a result of trouble keeping but because of bad belle people but your own reason is superb and professional. That's the blessing in relating with Ladies they have this deep effective thinking ability beyond imagination.Even a research shows Ladies think quicker than guys as they think from both their heart and brain but guys only from their brains still at a reduce speed compared to Ladies'

Seems everything is working as planned.

God am grateful.
yea,ladies r more brilliant dan guys...mayb if piple knw dis,dey wil stop laying silly emphasis on guys nd disregarding galz.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by olatunjysky: 8:51am On Sep 17, 2015
Wen Wil Dey Release D Second List Oooh,heartack Oooh
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by segunjordan(m): 8:53am On Sep 17, 2015
shoutout to all d ondo state students here.. ladies if your boyfriend isn't from ondo state.. you dulling o... admitted students let's turn December 19... venue and other details coming soon.. yours truly tosin(OBY)
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Kunlexic(m): 8:57am On Sep 17, 2015
horeofe:
y all of una dey jump,dey jump about lyk dis? u cant grit person unlez u jump ni?
That greeting shows the extent to which they deserve our respect.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Kunlexic(m): 9:02am On Sep 17, 2015
horeofe:
abeg,my broda.make una no vex.we r biochemists,teletele nko,we wud or myt work with u.sure tin niyen.
I dnt vex jare!
What of you,won't u have a pharmacist as a boyfriend
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 9:18am On Sep 17, 2015
horeofe:
yea,ladies r more brilliant dan guys...mayb if piple knw dis,dey wil stop laying silly emphasis on guys nd disregarding galz.
Thats why Nigeria is still a Third world.... But things are. about to change
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 9:20am On Sep 17, 2015
segunjordan:
shoutout to all d ondo state students here.. ladies if your boyfriend isn't from ondo state.. you dulling o... admitted students let's turn December 19... venue and other details coming soon.. yours truly tosin(OBY)
Patiently waiting for details.....

Ondo state on it's way to making Nigeria great.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 9:20am On Sep 17, 2015
olatunjysky:
Wen Wil Dey Release D Second List Oooh,heartack Oooh
soon
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Olamitisoji(m): 9:23am On Sep 17, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Thats why Nigeria is still a Third world.... But things are. about to change
Nigeria is not a 3rd World country oh, dont you know 3rd world countries are under-developed countries? So, Nigeria is a developing country....
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by ogaofficer(m): 9:24am On Sep 17, 2015
guy u sabi this thing wella....chai
starlingslimnet:
long and strong one for that matter
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Ifyx(m): 9:30am On Sep 17, 2015
Kunlexic:
I jump down on top Iroko tree to greet u my biggest boss of the highest order grin
Lolz
m on ma knees oga mi
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Jhosh(m): 9:31am On Sep 17, 2015
JSMMUYIWA:

Ko ga paaaa!
If you cannot approach prof,you fit approach Doctor nauh?
Chai!
If you no fit then,who u wanna approach!?
A student should be bold enough,If you can't and one couldn't make the cutoff,then such a person should be ready for no surprise when eventual list has him or her exempted!
But alas!
A more ridiculous scoter but confident student might end up having that course!
Trust me the prof and docs are surer than u think!
They need not your money but wanna show their usage of slot,never would they cast you out or shout you out ridiculously!

Tnks man;God dey..NOTED
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Nobody: 10:20am On Sep 17, 2015
Olamitisoji:
Nigeria is not a 3rd World country oh, dont you know 3rd world countries are under-developed countries? So, Nigeria is a developing country....
Yea, a develooing country just that they develop anticlockwisely

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Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by Olamitisoji(m): 10:39am On Sep 17, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Yea, a develooing country just that they develop anticlockwisely
lol, Thanks to Sai Buhari Sai Buffoon.

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Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by horeofe(f): 10:51am On Sep 17, 2015
olatunjysky:
Wen Wil Dey Release D Second List Oooh,heartack Oooh
b patient.i knw hw u filin,i felt d same last yr...lst yr,it waz releasd around november 20.
Re: 2015/2016 OAU Aspirant Thread. by horeofe(f): 10:53am On Sep 17, 2015
segunjordan:
shoutout to all d ondo state students here.. ladies if your boyfriend isn't from ondo state.. you dulling o... admitted students let's turn December 19... venue and other details coming soon.. yours truly tosin(OBY)
turn 4 wer? eww,other states r alxo good.

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