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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:31pm On Sep 16, 2015
mikuz:


Check his battle with Giyazz, the only thing that ll make you believe it wasn't scripted by Coogar is the fact that his punchlines weren't bitten, plus his metaphors were wack as ffuck.


we all know how you get emotional like a bïtch..

bring out any of your 10 quatrains that beat my last bars
i got 26 likes or so, that's 26 people acknowledging my pen-game, but the same can't be said about your mediocre salawa abeni bars that has ibime's fingerprints all over it


haven't you heard? i got vicodin in my ink
accept my audio challenge & get beheaded like Jim Foley

you are a total disgrace

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:46pm On Sep 16, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
The unnecessary grammar is what ruins his punch delivery.


my bars are not for NL or the likes of warriblood & sosiqdude.. your brain needs to function on a 140 IQ unit & above to be able appreciate my lyrical ingenuity.

you sound like an illiterate by making this statement

ELYMAXiimus:

i noticed something like this too. I noticed his written veering towards the way thecrook writes.
i think this is why rebel's been losing lately. Rebel needs to understand that rap is not just about vocab.


Thedarkrebel does not write like coogar. don't be delusional

of course, it's not just about vocab, which is why my bars are laced with metaphors, similes, punchlines,. puns etc
you must have presbyopia to not have seen them
& how I have been losing battles lately, when i have lost only twice this year…

you think anybody here would be able to match me in a live battle?
the way you & your ilks write is gonna sound incredibly wack vocally , & I would decimate each & every member of this board with off-the-top freestyle alone

think about it

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:46pm On Sep 16, 2015
mikuz:


Gbam! Well said. One bottle of beer for you. You're the true son of your father, we need more people like you in this section.

Hmmm, I have respect for beer but I think you need it more than the Ijaws

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 10:58pm On Sep 16, 2015
This argument dey confuse me big time #No_Lieing

Generic, Recycle, Biting are they not synonyms

When I see an idea have been wanting to execute online I render it useless so I won't be accused.

I need someone to explain those words for, so ill get to understanding understand it better.

Cc: Mikuz, airmark, Ibime, Krone, Emaprince, coogar, Elymax, Darkrebel and co.

Please I need to know the difference between:-
Biting a Bar, Recycling a Bar, and dropping a Generic Bar.

Thanks.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 11:29pm On Sep 16, 2015
obainojazz:
but giyazz is running the show...repping Anambra cheesy

Tell him to accept my call out

llaykorn you pick race abi
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by GIYAZZ(m): 11:50pm On Sep 16, 2015
Emaprince:
Happy birthday to the most improved netcee in Nairaland, GIYAZZ!!!

Your victory yesterday was a perfect gift for you. Your name is 'gift' after all.

You're intelligent already, but I pray that GOD will add more as he added another year to your age.

You were 16, young and rude atimes. I hope you'll get rid of those attributes. Learn to address the oldies with respect. Respect is recipocral, my nigga.

Do your thing, never relent in the pursuit of your music career. You've got our unwavering support.

It's your birthday! Go Giyazz!! Enjoy, my nigga!!!
Thanks boss. You are one of my role-models here, lyrically and character-wise. You are an inspiration to me, sir. I appreciate your birthday wishes. It's a honor getting this message from you. And trust me, I got you!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by airmark(m): 11:53pm On Sep 16, 2015
coogar:


and this was the same you that was practically offering any textcee to beat coogar last year.
have you forgotten someone came here to leak your secret e-mails you were exchanging and begging people to beat me? you have no moral standing to even take part in this ish.

Me begging people to beat cougar last year? Please who came here to leak secret emails? That should be in your dreams or that moment ibime turned your head to UDU Igbo drum beating it with reckless abandon and you were seeing stars located in the sun. Bring the link to defend your lies, do you think I rate your yeye verses very high?.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 11:59pm On Sep 16, 2015
Mikuz, where's my thread?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by airmark(m): 12:31am On Sep 17, 2015
obainojazz:
don't compare rebel and cooger....rebel been working his ass off...he's a guy that brings what I like...that's why I give him the W easily....

shocked shocked shocked That's unfair to lord coogar oo. So are you saying coogar is lazy? You gave W to rebel, then you will give L to coog like a novice handling power steering?

gottoboy:


Please I need to know the difference between:-
Biting a Bar, Recycling a Bar, and dropping a Generic Bar.

Thanks.

I think coogar is the one in the best position to explain them to you. He has practical experience more than everyone here. He is an expert in all those things.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by danbrowndmf(m): 2:31am On Sep 17, 2015
GIYAZZ:
Thanks boss. You are one of my role-models here, lyrically and character-wise. You are an inspiration to me, sir. I appreciate your birthday wishes. It's a honor getting this message from you. And trust me, I got you!
sorry i saw this very late. HappyBirthday brov..more blessings,more money and more brains to ur head! Your getting mature now,hope u learn how to respect others! Have a blessed day bro!

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Iceskidd(m): 6:36am On Sep 17, 2015
Mikuz abeg our thread sharply, i no get time for rubbish
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 6:52am On Sep 17, 2015
Airmark na answer be that
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 7:05am On Sep 17, 2015
Coogar shut up jor..aint u thE Guy i trashed back then on 2go..smh coogar is to proud
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by sosiqdude(m): 8:32am On Sep 17, 2015
What I'm I hearing!!!!!!!!!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 8:39am On Sep 17, 2015
Sokrates v Jigsawkillah thread is up and running.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 8:43am On Sep 17, 2015
darkenedrebel:



we all know how you get emotional like a bïtch..

bring out any of your 10 quatrains that beat my last bars
i got 26 likes or so, that's 26 people acknowledging my pen-game, but the same can't be said about your mediocre salawa abeni bars that has ibime's fingerprints all over it


haven't you heard? i got vicodin in my ink
accept my audio challenge & get beheaded like Jim Foley

you are a total disgrace

Coogar's surrogate son.

grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 9:38am On Sep 17, 2015
Ibime:
Coogar, no beef but you need to do more and talk less.

Dudes on here have paid dues. . . .ninjas have dropped thousands of bars. . . . if one of their bars match another thing seen elsewhere, we ain't worried. . . . Giyazz claimed Darkenedrebel lifted a line in their battle but nobody took it serious cos we have seen Darkenedrebel at work hundreds of times. . .

You've dropped 4 rhymes on here. . .

1st one dissing me - 80% of the bars seen in KOTD battles

2nd one vs Mikuz - 80% of the bars seen in KOTD battles (Please stop boasting about the win, most of those bars are on youtube)

3rd one vs Siddog - Seemed to be clean and bars were scorching

4th one vs me - I hail the effort, no KOTD bars, but plenty generic jokes as seen below.

this is the problem with the people with a very short attention span.
i never came on here to joust with the roaches. right from the outset from FFR, i made it clear only 3-5 textcees
are worth my time on here. so if you don't see me dropping bars often, it's because of the slim pickings of quality textcees.
how can you blame me for the shallow pool of dope battlers to pick from?

then the whole 80% bars from KOTD angle is nothing but a lie.
me? 80% from KOTD.....you mean chibok/c4 bar against mikuz was from KOTD? the nomenclature of mikuz to kim was KOTD? why una dey lie like this? coogar never drops, yeah? how many KOTD lines can you pick from these bars that sent you to an early grave last year?


IBIME's ANNIHILATION

Fück upon a time, there's a cave called Nairaland/where a tyrant sat/he feels he's god...cos he's worshipped by minor cats/

I got confused....Here's supposed to be a slaughterhouse/who allowed these rubber touts/to point flaws in other's bouts/

The newbies couldn't speak/they always looking weak/too scared to express themselves.....under the crooked king/

Mikuz was a ruthless prïck/With the brains of a tuna fish/his decision making?...Ludicrous/
He uses the ban button to cross posters out like the crucifix/ How could a mod be such a lunatic?/

I soon figured out/there's a bigger lout/with a sniggered snout/

His name is Ibime/what a waste of the semën/dude's mentally-impeded/....with the weight of six skinheads/

This mentality has to change/Battle rap isn't a brute's food chain/all the self adulations are just too vain/

So i set to task/stalk the evil entourage/but I was yet to rank/

Then came the king tournament/I got a bit fortunate/I was made a judge...to reduce turbulence/I spooked arguments/I was testing the heat levels.....just like a crude arsonist/

I made it known/I'd fight for the gay king's throne/I was in the mood to break splintbone/

My request was rejected/FFR thought The Coog was reckless/I couldn't cross swords till I get my verse inspected/

I threw them the chaff/Long boring lines like the graph/Just to inflict them with laughs/

The stage was set/Ibime's card remained unchecked/He changed his mind....like the statement of a räpe suspect/

Ibime must protect his credibility/he knew it was the end of his killing spree/ I dropped my verse....just to expose his sensitivity/

The cat can't face his threat/He went about making dissent/he even claimed my pen game is spent/

Mikuz became my next project/I had to make the wet whòre decked/like the dïldo recipient of a lêsbo sëx/

Lo & behold...Kim got bodybagged/his donkey asś/ thought he could win a sword fight with sloppy bars/

Coog's rise made O'bis envious/His body temp....100 degrees celsius/like a woman going through the C-section/

Jealousy is a female trait/O'bis became salty...as the newbs had their image raised/he went to war....with the help of his village mates/

O'bis started amassing his troops/harassing the noobs...in a way rapïsts love attacking cute böobs/

No debating...FYH killed Kim clearly/Limerick is nice...his wits, skills -Scary/always on point - weak frees? rarely/

Nihilist broke O'bis down in the sports section/He got a confession/when he drilled O'bis with 4 questions/..O'bis plan was to hinder..... the newb's progression/

Who is Ibime? He's bïtch-made/that loves to rock the skin fade/He was jailed years ago & got södomised by 6 inmates/

Ibime knows nowt about street life/His toughest brawl...was preventing a bïtch fight/He still got punched in the face about three times/

When O'Bis turned 9/playing footie with his mates in the sunrise/I was on the streets shooting at drug dealers...that won't reduce the cost price/

When O'Bis hit 13/wankïng his dïck in latrines/I was with Liberian rebels slicing arms like i was giving vaccines/

It's surprising/The same gay crew accused others of biting/Till they jaw marks were exposed.....like the ear bitten by Tyson/

Fake buncha hypocrites/including Emaprince or Emobïtch/Who queafs & get erectïons.....for The Coog like the clïtoris/

The Coog's swag alone is box office/O'Bis is a fâg....repulsive than a dog's vomit/We should take this to the streets....I'm done talking/

till today.....we are still waiting for your reply. promise made, promise unkept!



So, why would we not view your rhymes with suspicion. . . . we don't see you rhyming. . . and when we do, we see many suspect things.

my rhymes are solid.
i have put in the work to rise to the position i have found myself today. to get to the top is easy......lure the top cats into a battle and kill them. i think i have been able to manage that successfully thus my promotion to the top is rapid. whereas, the other cats are comfortable with beating easy foes. they do not want to take risks. i am a risk-taker. the bigger the risk, the bigger the reward. i am the loaded lux on NL battle circuit.

airmark:

Me begging people to beat cougar last year? Please who came here to leak secret emails? That should be in your dreams or that moment ibime turned your head to UDU Igbo drum beating it with reckless abandon and you were seeing stars located in the sun. Bring the link to defend your lies, do you think I rate your yeye verses very high?.

yep....
mikuz came to expose you. i am sure you must have used your mod powers to remove the comment. you were offering 75% of your monthly wage to whoever can beat coogar for you. why not jump into the ring yourself and see how fast your head would roll off your neck.

mikuz:

Coogar's surrogate son.
grin grin

and you are ibime's love child.
he musta knocked up an orange seller in edo state in one of his sojourns to africa.
if ibime's wife in manchester should catch you.....your own don finish be that. she's caucasian and she can use a gun. she will never let you have a slice of ibime's properties when ibime kicks the bucket.

elymaxiimus, i am tired of having brainless back and forth with you. hell, i am tired of seeing your moniker on this forum. step into the ring and i hope you would keep your promise of deactivation when you lose woefully to my pen game. still pondering over what name i should give jigsawkilla after elyfart loses.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 9:43am On Sep 17, 2015
grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Emaprince: 9:49am On Sep 17, 2015
gottoboy:
This argument dey confuse big time #No_Lieing

Generic, Recycle, Biting are they not synonyms

When I see an idea have been wanting to execute online I render it useless so I won't be accused.

I need someone to explain those words for, so ill get to understanding understand it better.

Cc: Mikuz, airmark, Ibime, Krone, Emaprince, coogar, Elymax, Darkrebel and co.

Please I need to know the difference between:-
Biting a Bar, Recycling a Bar, and dropping a Generic Bar.

Thanks.
Biting is lifting a bar 'word to word'. Recycling is the same thing as dropping a generic bar - copying an already existing/ used idea. E.g playing hair/heir/here....dye/die... Etc etc.

Biting is the most serious crime. One can intentionally copy an idea and play it in a more intelligent way and still get plaudits. He can deny knowing about the existence of such idea and call it a coincidence or 'great minds think alike', but biting word for word is something else.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:53am On Sep 17, 2015
mikuz:


Coogar's surrogate son.

grin grin


■ Coogar's wh∅re

■Ibime's wack Carbon-Copy

■Wack Audio Rapper

■Average Textee

■Bitchy immature & incompetent Moderator

■Glorified Snitch & sex-starved leprechaun [Sleakkid/Khimwhyte episode]

■Useless incapable Tourney Organizer


all of the aforementioned is what you are...
you should shoot yourself with a pistol, pinheaded marsupial

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 10:00am On Sep 17, 2015
darkenedrebel:


■ Coogar's wh∅re

■Ibime's wack Carbon-Copy

■Wack Audio Rapper

■Average Textee

■Bitchy immature & incompetent Moderator

■Glorified Snitch & sex-starved leprechaun [Sleakkid/Khimwhyte episode]

■Useless incapable Tourney Organizer


all of the aforementioned is what you are...
you should shoot yourself with a pistol, pinheaded marsupial

You have the worst losing record in the history of NL.
grin grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:10am On Sep 17, 2015
Someone should pop a thread for coogar vs elymax..

No long thing!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:14am On Sep 17, 2015
mikuz:


You have the worst losing record in the history of NL.
grin grin


I have lost only 6/7 battles & won more than 17 brawls since 2013 that I joined[KOP included & 3 Audio battle wins against Giyazz,Obesemf & Idivine ].. so how is that a bad record?
i only even had up to 7 losses because i had the most battles in this section, & everyone else was to scared to lose or were lazy, & thus didn't battle as much as i did

I lost to elymax, krone,Teddy, Bruce[debatable] & giyazz[most recent]

so how is losing only 6 times since 2013 & winning more than 16 battles, whilst also coming out on top in 3 cyphers on a row a bad record?
I can see your mathematical skills are as depleted as your organizing abilities..

■ I dominated last year's cypher, the Holocaust cypher & the Greek cypher[most recent]

you on the other hand have lost more than 10 battles & have been irrelevant in the scene since Coogar sodomised you on a stick like the Zulu Ass rape... I would dig & bring out all your losses now.
Ibime even had to pity you in that Warcraft final,because he actually won,not you. you are so pathetic grin
who even rates you again? your glory days have passed, son


if anyone thinks Mikuz is better than TheDarkrebel, share this post.
If you think Darkrebel is the better & more important emcee,then like this post.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:16am On Sep 17, 2015
darkenedrebel:



I have lost only 6 battles & I have won 14 since 2013 that I joined.. how is that a bad record?

I lost to elymax, krone,Teddy, Bruce[debatable] & giyazz[most recent]

how is losing 6 times & winning more than 13 battles, while also coming out on top in 3 cyphers on a row a bad record?

■ I dominated last year's cypher, the Holocaust cypher & the Greek cypher.

you in the irregardless have lost more than 10 times. I would dig & bring them all out now.
Ibime even had to pity you in that Warcraft final,because he actually won,not you.
who even rates you again? your glory days have passed..


if anyone thinks Mikuz is better than Darkrebel, share this post.
If you think Darkrebel is the better & well-defined emcee,then like this .post.

you guys should battle.

darkrebel vs mikuz..

no long thing.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:20am On Sep 17, 2015
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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 10:30am On Sep 17, 2015
darkenedrebel:



I have lost only 6 battles & I have won 14 since 2013 that I joined.. how is that a bad record?

I lost to elymax, krone,Teddy, Bruce[debatable] & giyazz[most recent]

how is losing 6 times & winning more than 13 battles, while also coming out on top in 3 cyphers on a row a bad record?

■ I dominated last year's cypher, the Holocaust cypher & the Greek cypher.

you in the irregardless have lost more than 10 times. I would dig & bring them all out now.
Ibime even had to pity you in that Warcraft final,because he actually won,not you.
who even rates you again? your glory days have passed..


if anyone thinks Mikuz is better than Darkrebel, share this post.
If you think Darkrebel is the better & well-defined emcee,then like this .post.

I started battling on here in 2012. I have only lost trice against ThePrekky, Emaprince and Ibime. I have won more battles than I have lost.

But you? You lost twice to Elymaxiimus and Teddybiyasi, once to Giyazz, Kr0ne,007bruce and Wrongturn. Thats a whopping 8 battles.

You have won more than 14 battles in NL? lolololololol
grin grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 10:33am On Sep 17, 2015
Darkrebel if you don't bring a proof that I ve lost up to 10 battles in NL, you ll be decisively dealt with. cool

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 10:36am On Sep 17, 2015
Lololololol, Darkrebel has even lost three times to Elymaxiimus.


grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 10:43am On Sep 17, 2015
Coogar don use koni koni call out Airmark. If Airmark accepts now, he ll start running from pillar to post looking for flimsy excuses.

grin grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:45am On Sep 17, 2015
mikuz:


I started battling on here in 2012. I have only lost trice against ThePrekky, Emaprince and Ibime. I have won more battles than I have lost.

But you? You lost twice to Elymaxiimus and Teddybiyasi, once to Giyazz, Kr0ne,007bruce and Wrongturn. Thats a whopping 8 battles.

You have won more than 14 battles in NL? lolololololol
grin grin


shut the hell up. you've lost more than 6 times, the NL tsunami cleared some of them..
you forgot to include your loss to your God - Coogar
you also lost to siddogg then immediately tied the match when votes weren't going your way..
was that not the match you bit the calabar line from Cex on Facebook?

I have 8 or 9 losses since 2013 - some of which are debatable & some due to some circumstances like the last match against Elymax where I was thoroughly fatigued after just coming back from the NL Couple competition.

on the other hand I have more than 17 wins under my belt..
are you dumb? I killed giyazz 4 times, I butchered Obesemf & Idivine on Audio, I extirpated Limerick twice, I beat Bars,Heywhizzy, Gotto, Illiness, GeoXpress, the list is endless..

you are indeed a simpleton

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:48am On Sep 17, 2015
grayline:


you guys should battle.

darkrebel vs mikuz..

no long thing.

Mikuz, I call you out, 12 bars. deadline - next week Monday.
accept & die quicker than an earthworm colliding with a bag of salt.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:57am On Sep 17, 2015
darkenedrebel:


Mikuz, I call you out, 12 bars. deadline - next week Monday.
accept & die quicker than an earthworm colliding with a bag of salt.

your head dey dia!

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