Vanity upon vanity


If you’re a Beyoncé fan, chances are you’ve
jokingly (or perhaps not-so-jokingly?) referred
to the singer as Queen Bey. There is indeed
something regal about Mrs. Carter – an air of
beauty and extravagance you can’t quite put
your finger on. She’s a fantastically talented
performer and an inspirational woman, for
sure – but should we be worshipping her?
Some Beyoncé superfans seem to think so.
The National Church of Bey, founded by Atlanta
native and self-proclaimed “Minister Diva”
Pauline John Andrews, has brought Beyoncé
and spirituality together in a new religion
based on the star’s lyrics. The lyrics are bound
together in a book known as the Beyble (of
course), and is used to help followers get in
touch with their inner “Divine Divas.” They’re
even registered as an official non-profit and
used donations and the savings accounts of the
church’s original 12 members to get their own
worship building. Now, the National Church of
Bey boasts over 200 members.
“There were 12 of us,” Andrews explained,
“and we used to gather every Sunday and
sing her songs together. One day, while
drinking Moscato and smoking Beyha
(marijuana), we analyzed one of her songs
and came to the realization that Beyoncé is
truly divine.”
A typical service consists of Andrews giving a
“sermon” based on a specific Beyoncé lyric or
verse, while shouts of “Surfbordt!” take the
place of your traditional “Amen.” All 100% of
the church’s members are female, but men are
welcome – provided they symbolically sacrifice
their manhood and remove their joysticks
before pledging allegiance to Bey. Yikes.
While the Church’s numbers may seem
relatively small at the moment, Andrews
claims that there must be about 58 million
followers around the world – it’s just that most
of them haven’t been able to connect with their
spirituality to discover it. We’re not so sure
about that, but to each his own.



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Three words for them ``MENTALLY DEMENTED FREAKS''

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i wonder how people start going senile at a very young age.


Like someone up there said, mental dementia is their ish. smh!