yemstok:
A special shout out to all Females in the world...we appreciate you a lot. #EnoEasy

Some of una no dey try sha....but regardless, una get mouth.

MY WIFE DOES NOT WORK!!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

P: What do u do 4 a living Mr. Bandy?
H: I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

P: Ur Wife ?
H: She doesn't work, She's only a housewife.

P: Who makes breakfast 4 ur family in the morning?
H: My Wife, because she doesn't work.

P: At what time does ur wife wake up 4 making breakfast?
H: She wakes up @ around 5am because she cleans the house first b4 making breakfast.

P: How do ur kids go 2 school?
H: My wife takes them 2 school, because she doesn't work.

P: After taking ur kids 2 school, what does she do?
H: She goes 2 the market, then goes back home 4 cooking and laundry. u know she doesn't work.

P: In the evening, after u go back home from office, what do u do?
H: Takes a rest because i'm tired due 2 all day's work.

P: What does ur wife do then?
H: She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals 4 me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids bed.

***Whom do u think works more from the story above

The daily routines of ur wives commence from early morning 2 late night and u called that DOESN'T WORK?

Yes, being housewives do not need certificate of Study, even high position, but their role/part is very important!

Appreciate ur wives because their sacrifices are uncountable, this should be a reminder and reflection 4 all of us 2 understand and appreciate each others roles.

***All about a woman***
When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.

When she stares @ u, she is wondering why she loves u so much in spite of being taken 4 granted.

When she says I will stand by u, she will stand by u like a rock.

Never hurt her or take her wrong 4 granted.

A very heart touching message by a
woman.

Someone asked her, Are u a working woman or a housewife?
She replied:
Yes, I am a full-time
working housewife.

I work 24 hours a day.
I'm a Mum.
I'm a Wife.
I'm a Daughter.
I'm a Daughter-in-law.
I'm an Alarm clock.
I'm a Cook.
I'm a Maid.
I'm a Teacher.
I'm a Waiter.
I'm a Nanny.
I'm a Nurse.
I'm a Handyman.
I'm a Security officer.
I'm a Counsellor.
I'm a Comforter.
I don't get holidays.
I don't get sick leave.
I don't get day off.
I work through day and night.
I'm on call all hours and get paid with a
sentence.

***What Do u Do All Day??

***Dedicated 2 all women***

Woman has the most unique character like salt, her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless.

IamLEGEND1:
Àss-worshipers thread....

here in the real world,everyone gets just as good as he gives...

so she gets pregnant and carries the offspring for 9 months........boo hoo....cry me a river..

MrsPhyno:

not to go looking for ur trouble behttt
ur a goat

it's not that simple nd u know it.....

IamLEGEND1:


na by force to marry ni?

if u think u are doing me a favour by bearing OUR child then you can keep ur vúlva and ovaries to urself

every small thing,una want make dem hail una...

women and their unending need for attention and praise....

mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

#SMH

MrsPhyno:

forget it i shouldnt have quoted u......
im not sayinig they should hail them i'm just saying that you're oversimplifying it

it's a difficult thing to do, but almost every woman, which totals to about half the worlds population, does it
so yeah why should u get applauded for a normal thing.

stop hissing at me before i spit on u

IamLEGEND1:


So u know you shouldn't have mentioned me,but u still went ahead....... SMH...MTCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW

And yes,it is as simple as ABC..both genders have a role to play in ensuring the survival of the species.....women just happened to be at the short end of the stick..... so I have no sympathy for them.

you see all this melodramatic nónsense is why women are always on their periods...

just think of it as ur punishment for all the unnecessary complaining and whining.

oh BTW, how are u doing today luv?

grad2012:
Wonderful women every where

MrsPhyno:

whareva

always on? how can someone be always on it's jus once a month? and we're not talking about this

im fine sah beht a bit tiyad na one boring party dem drag me to i came back late.... fell asleep in d car... in fact eh

IamLEGEND1:

oh don't worry about that,I am not interested in going any further with that discussion either..
itz just too gross for me right now as I'm eating @ the moment. Trying to avoid throwing up.

oh see,she don already turn to party animal....

and she go come dey for Mother Mary for me..

just finish ur waka-about come meet me for Sambisa lounge...

nsiazu:
Absolutely spot on @Op. I don't know how some men don't appreciate their wives. Do you know how many blood she has lost for years upon years and how many pains she has gone through? Later you wanna date and dump her, All men that treats ladies badly will have their sisters treated that way in Jesus name Amen!!!

MrsPhyno:

oh please, stop being dramatic jare its not that bad... Men pft

animal ke....
I don't form and I'm not community property so better go take ur shekau-like buddies elsewhere
We don know ur type already
U like to pass people around like cake and make sure everyone's gotten a slice

IamLEGEND1:


Dramatic....hmmmmmm u never see dramatic..

na so one of mah side oloshó call me say make I come her crib,pronto....say konji don catch am.....
I come ask am say no be her wey tell me say she been dey her period wen I call her 2 days ago?

she come say,ah make I no worry...D tin don finish....

na him ah baff up oh,come carry mahself go her place.....

since na night time and light no dey.....as we come dey do the needful I come dey feel some "extra liquid" for the pelvic region...I just smile dey think say I dey do better work today.....

na him after everything I pack myself go house,as I just go to baff na him as I just komot trouser......

I JUST START DEY SCREAM FOR BATHROOM....

BÍTCH TURNED MY DÍCK RED!!!

MY PENÍS LOOKED LIKE A FRICKIN' MURDER WEAPON...

I'm not passing you around,i'm just sharing the love....

what can I say,I'm a very generous person

MrsPhyno:

Ewww *makes retching noises*
that's jez disgusting dont tell me these kinda stories abeg
Hian.

Generoso y tonto. That's you. I mean you can't really share what u dont own so dont even worry ur little head about it Today is sunday o so try not to answer any calls from your various oloshos....
Lemme go and continue sleeping off my high or whatever.....

IamLEGEND1:


Aaaaaaahhhhhhh,so na now u know say itz disgusting abi....

dey there dey unsuccessfully try to inflate ur self-worth.... I am way more prettier than u are (and I'm a guy)...and my head is not little,unlike urs wic will be about the same size as a Pear if u take off all those second-rate weaves.

& I'm in unknown territory now,so my side oloshóz no dey within reach.....

I see you have fully transitioned into a genuine dark side member now.

#WelcomeToTheClubSweery

hYpErbOi:


MY WIFE DOES NOT WORK!!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

P: What do u do 4 a living Mr. Bandy?
H: I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

P: Ur Wife ?
H: She doesn't work, She's only a housewife.

P: Who makes breakfast 4 ur family in the morning?
H: My Wife, because she doesn't work.

P: At what time does ur wife wake up 4 making breakfast?
H: She wakes up @ around 5am because she cleans the house first b4 making breakfast.

P: How do ur kids go 2 school?
H: My wife takes them 2 school, because she doesn't work.

P: After taking ur kids 2 school, what does she do?
H: She goes 2 the market, then goes back home 4 cooking and laundry. u know she doesn't work.

P: In the evening, after u go back home from office, what do u do?
H: Takes a rest because i'm tired due 2 all day's work.

P: What does ur wife do then?
H: She prepares meals, serving our kids, preparing meals 4 me and cleaning the dishes, cleaning the house then taking kids bed.

***Whom do u think works more from the story above

The daily routines of ur wives commence from early morning 2 late night and u called that DOESN'T WORK?

Yes, being housewives do not need certificate of Study, even high position, but their role/part is very important!

Appreciate ur wives because their sacrifices are uncountable, this should be a reminder and reflection 4 all of us 2 understand and appreciate each others roles.

***All about a woman***
When she is quiet, millions of things are running in her mind.

When she stares @ u, she is wondering why she loves u so much in spite of being taken 4 granted.

When she says I will stand by u, she will stand by u like a rock.

Never hurt her or take her wrong 4 granted.

A very heart touching message by a
woman.

Someone asked her, Are u a working woman or a housewife?
She replied:
Yes, I am a full-time
working housewife.

I work 24 hours a day.
I'm a Mum.
I'm a Wife.
I'm a Daughter.
I'm a Daughter-in-law.
I'm an Alarm clock.
I'm a Cook.
I'm a Maid.
I'm a Teacher.
I'm a Waiter.
I'm a Nanny.
I'm a Nurse.
I'm a Handyman.
I'm a Security officer.
I'm a Counsellor.
I'm a Comforter.
I don't get holidays.
I don't get sick leave.
I don't get day off.
I work through day and night.
I'm on call all hours and get paid with a
sentence.

***What Do u Do All Day??

***Dedicated 2 all women***

Woman has the most unique character like salt, her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless.

pet4ril:
Am proud to be a woman. ..thank you Lord

MrsPhyno:

/tilts head and squints/
first of all.... u were the one that even brought this up...
oh pleASE. have i ever claimed to be ordinary pretty not to talk of as pretty as u r
and i dont wear weaves
its like u've been waiting to say this for a long time so i hope u feel better now that its out......

thats nice for u and them, u guys should give each other a break cause stds are real

that high was a figure of speech. ur a rude goat sha even tho i actually laughed. i shouldnt have even dignified this with a response.....

better reply me o........

holacorp:
maybe the female folks should switch places with men and they ll know how 'easy' it is to know that u live all ur life for ur family and u ll be the one to most likely die first. Female folks do dat too oo.... those days. some do nowadays tho ... many ladies of nowadays care more about their hair money and bleaching dan to be as virtuous as portrayed by d op