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Your Iq by tytylayor: 3:19pm On May 05, 2009 |
[center]Test for Dementia Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are, Ready? GO!!! First Question: You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second! Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ? Second Question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are, ? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person? You're not very good at this, are you? Third Question: V ery tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you get 5000 ? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right, , Maybe. Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! Okay, now the bonus round: A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He just has to open his mouth and ask, It's really very simple, Like you! PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE! NLDERS [/center] 30 Likes 11 Shares |
Re: Your Iq by Ben13: 3:37pm On May 05, 2009 |
Lol. tyty nice one |
Re: Your Iq by tytylayor: 3:48pm On May 05, 2009 |
vanx jare |
Re: Your Iq by Lolabbey: 3:53pm On May 05, 2009 |
yfy i dey feel u |
Re: Your Iq by tytylayor: 4:00pm On May 05, 2009 |
tnx iyale mi, its d afang soup u gave me yesterday dats working o, so keep it coming 1 Like |
Re: Your Iq by ashaby(f): 4:04pm On May 05, 2009 |
@ty no be copy u copy the answers, or u wan de form say u no book? |
Re: Your Iq by Ben13: 4:07pm On May 05, 2009 |
I never knew a lady can also claim to be a ghetto soldier o. I tot only dickele would do |
Re: Your Iq by tytylayor: 4:12pm On May 05, 2009 |
ashaby, u nor no me? ask clem |
Re: Your Iq by Lolabbey: 4:14pm On May 05, 2009 |
ashabi shabby,ashabi shaa dollars |
Re: Your Iq by Arcani: 8:42pm On May 05, 2009 |
Tyty Idey vex, you mean say I no sabui book na |
Re: Your Iq by tytylayor: 9:39am On May 06, 2009 |
arcan no tell me say u get 0/4 , upon all d money wey i dey spend on u 1 Like |
Re: Your Iq by CrazyMan(m): 10:08am On May 06, 2009 |
Ty how you de. That was a nice |
Re: Your Iq by tytylayor: 10:12am On May 06, 2009 |
crazyboi, longest tym, hw awka nw? |
Re: Your Iq by CrazyMan(m): 10:22am On May 06, 2009 |
We thank the lord. Everywhere de as e de. How about Lagos, I heard it's now a mega City? |
Re: Your Iq by Lolabbey: 10:44am On May 06, 2009 |
lagos na big london now no be small london |
Re: Your Iq by CrazyMan(m): 10:48am On May 06, 2009 |
That's good. One of these days I would come over and see things for myself. Would you accommodate me if I come? |
Re: Your Iq by sylve11: 11:38am On May 06, 2009 |
No way, ur plans won't work Mr. crazy |
Re: Your Iq by CrazyMan(m): 11:40am On May 06, 2009 |
If it doesn't, I would invite her over to my place; so which every way you look at it, I and lola would meet each other some day. |
Re: Your Iq by Lolabbey: 11:48am On May 06, 2009 |
Re: Your Iq by sylve11: 12:08pm On May 06, 2009 |
did hear Mr. crazy mom? |
Re: Your Iq by Lolabbey: 12:37pm On May 06, 2009 |
i ddnt read his lips |
Re: Your Iq by bblacky(f): 1:07pm On May 06, 2009 |
i must go back to primary school, how i go fail simple arithmetic lik dis, lol dats real nice joke |
Re: Your Iq by tytylayor: 1:12pm On May 06, 2009 |
better do kiakia o, education is still free |
Re: Your Iq by dani1luv: 1:20pm On May 06, 2009 |
nice 1 |
Re: Your Iq by tytylayor: 1:26pm On May 06, 2009 |
nice 2 |
Re: Your Iq by dani1luv: 1:50pm On May 06, 2009 |
I'm less concerned |
Re: Your Iq by tytylayor: 2:47pm On May 06, 2009 |
signature |
Re: Your Iq by Lolabbey: 2:50pm On May 06, 2009 |
yfy yfy |
Re: Your Iq by tytylayor: 3:09pm On May 06, 2009 |
iyale mi, wat we eating dis aftnun, kids shud be on their from school o |
Re: Your Iq by Ben13: 5:06pm On May 06, 2009 |
that language sounds more like latin |
Re: Your Iq by D1KeleVra(m): 1:01am On May 13, 2009 |
@Topic Niiice! Uhh! Im smart. . . as in really smart, so i'm offended |
Re: Your Iq by tytylayor: 7:17am On May 13, 2009 |
dikur tiny brain? |
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