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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 5:55pm On Sep 22, 2015
happy birthday Limerick



may you now have brains from today onwards and may your brokeness disappear. may you stop sucking blaq's dick and try to carve out a future for yourself instead of wasting your time going to a studio. lastly, may police never mistake you for a zoo escapee

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 5:57pm On Sep 22, 2015
kr0ne:

Coogar Efijacdator? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

is the efijacdator as arrogant as him? takes months to script or scripts regularly and gets whopped?
elymaxiimus, take note o
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 6:00pm On Sep 22, 2015
JigsawKillah:


is the efijacdator as arrogant as him? takes months to script or scripts regularly and gets whopped?
elymaxiimus, take note o
I don't know him for real. Just musing at the thought of Coogar having a convo with Flash on 2go. It's a strange world, ain't it? grin grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:05pm On Sep 22, 2015
kr0ne:

I don't know him for real. Just musing at the thought of Coogar having a convo with Flash on 2go. It's a strange world, ain't it? grin grin grin

yes, but possible. coog knows flash is irrelevant on nl and goes with his usual rambling. he even went on to say he's sauron too.
i'm starting to be a believer


efijacdator!!!
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Iceskidd(m): 6:07pm On Sep 22, 2015
Flash wetin be efijacdator? you well so?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:39pm On Sep 22, 2015
JigsawKillah:

yes, but possible. coog knows flash is irrelevant on nl and goes with his usual rambling. he even went on to say he's sauron too.
i'm starting to be a believer

efijacdator!!!

any fool can call himself anything wherever captainflash loves to dwell.
fact remains i have never been on 2go, facebook or all those cuntish sites....wetin
concern agbero with overload. me and a brain-dead fool like captainflash chatting
off-NL? really?

JigsawKillah:

is the efijacdator as arrogant as him? takes months to script or scripts regularly and gets whopped?
elymaxiimus, take note o

your mouth has a striking resemblance with the arse of a baboon.
all of a sudden, you dunno the whereabouts of your slavemaster - a
guy you were putting your neck on the line for? i find it very difficult to
believe.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:43pm On Sep 22, 2015
coogar:


any fool can call himself anything wherever captainflash loves to dwell.
fact remains i have never been on 2go, facebook or all those cuntish sites....wetin
concern agbero with overload. me and a brain-dead fool like captainflash chatting
off-NL? really?

maybe you thought he was brain-dead which was probably why you ignited a chat with him in the first place
admit for once, coog, that you made a mistake

you claim you're not on facebook yet you're able to view some of the battle links posted on here when ibime and emaprince claimed not to see them
quit the lies yo
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:46pm On Sep 22, 2015
Iceskidd:
Flash wetin be efijacdator? you well so?


efijacdator is coogar's 2go username
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:48pm On Sep 22, 2015
JigsawKillah:

maybe you thought he was brain-dead which was probably why you ignited a chat with him in the first place
admit for once, coog, that you made a mistake

and coogar would leave his time and chat with a brain dead arsewipe? grin
you wey be semi-illiterate sef nor qualify.....na captainflash a god like coogar go
come dey chat with? captainflash?


you claim you're not on facebook yet you're able to view some of the battle links posted on here when ibime and emaprince claimed not to see them
quit the lies yo

shut up your mouth, you retardeen!
how many times have i told folks to copy and paste battle scripts cos i don't use facebook.....
when you don't have nothing to say....you and your slavemaster make up lies to feel funky.
i have zero-tolerance for people that are not intelligent. it's extremely impossible for a god to
be on the same social medium with a mere mortal like yourself or a silverback like captainflash.
i sincerely hope the guy parading himself on captainflash's 2go swindles all y'all - that would
definitely teach you to use common sense.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 6:56pm On Sep 22, 2015
coogar:


and coogar would leave his time and chat with a brain dead arsewipe? grin
you wey be semi-illiterate sef nor qualify.....na captainflash a god like coogar go
come dey chat with? captainflash?

who's a semi-illiterate? typical sauronish attitude! a semi-illiterate is a self acclaimed god who takes 6 months to script a verse. agbaya feeling funky


shut up your mouth, you retardeen!
how many times have i told folks to copy and paste battle scripts cos i don't use facebook.....
when you don't have nothing to say....you and your slavemaster make up lies to feel funky.
i have zero-tolerance for people that are not intelligent. it's extremely impossible for a god to
be on the same social medium with a mere mortal like yourself or a silverback like captainflash.
i sincerely hope the guy parading himself on captainflash's 2go swindles all y'all - that would
definitely teach you to use common sense.

how many times have you done that? oloshi!
when you're on the verge of getting your demented self exposed, you resort to insults!
idiotic efijacdator

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:04pm On Sep 22, 2015
JigsawKillah:

who's a semi-illiterate? typical sauronish attitude! a semi-illiterate is a self acclaimed god who takes 6 months to script a verse. agbaya feeling funky

accept your place below me....
to mere mortals like yourself, i am your intellectual god.
i can decide whether you live to see christmas or not.




how many times have you done that? oloshi!
when you're on the verge of getting your demented self exposed, you resort to insults!
idiotic efijacdator

your father is an oloshi.
if he had taken his time well to groom you like a responsible son, you wouldn't be here
spewing baloney. this is what happens when a mother spreads her legs for any tom, harry
and chidi cos she craves orgàsms. i am going to remove all y'all vermins one by one this
year.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 7:13pm On Sep 22, 2015
coogar:


accept your place below me....
to mere mortals like yourself, i am your intellectual god.
i can decide whether you live to see christmas or not.



intellectual gini? above me in terms of foolishness? with over 35k+ posts on a site not even it's owner can boast of? your intellectual ability ends here. . . taking 6 months to write a verse, jumping from thread to thread spewing the same balderdash we've seen over the years. so shut your blabbering mouth!
you failed woefully at deciding what to do with your life!


your father is an oloshi.
if he had taken his time well to groom you like a responsible son, you wouldn't be here
spewing baloney. this is what happens when a mother spreads her legs for any tom, harry
and chidi cos she craves orgàsms. i am going to remove all y'all vermins one by one this
year.

may it never be well for your parents who instead of using you as a sacrifice to appease the gods and alleviate their poverty, decide to invest their hard earned money on a boy whose only achievement in life is 35k posts!
you're living your life at seun's mercy. if nl crumbles today, that's the end of your epileptic life, you god forsaken sonofapiglet

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 7:15pm On Sep 22, 2015
coogar:


and coogar would leave his time and chat with a brain dead arsewipe? grin
you wey be semi-illiterate sef nor qualify.....na captainflash a god like coogar go
come dey chat with? captainflash?



shut up your mouth, you retardeen!
how many times have i told folks to copy and paste battle scripts cos i don't use facebook.....
when you don't have nothing to say....you and your slavemaster make up lies to feel funky.
i have zero-tolerance for people that are not intelligent. it's extremely impossible for a god to
be on the same social medium with a mere mortal like yourself or a silverback like captainflash.
i sincerely hope the guy parading himself on captainflash's 2go swindles all y'all - that would
definitely teach you to use common sense.
Efijacdator shut up and accept the truth ... u got trashed by me..and accepting that won't make u loss anything..
but i know the truth is bitter and it is bitter 4 those who hates the truth.. coogar hates the truth..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 7:21pm On Sep 22, 2015
JigsawKillah:

intellectual gini? above me in terms of foolishness? with over 35k+ posts on a site not even it's owner can boast of? your intellectual ability ends here. . . taking 6 months to write a verse, jumping from thread to thread spewing the same balderdash we've seen over the years. so shut your blabbering mouth! you failed woefully at deciding what to do with your life!

you haven't even achieved what i had acquired at the age of 15.
6 months to write a verse? that's sterling. loaded lux takes 15 months to write his
verse, he's still respected. the frequency means squat, the quality is the koko.
you're in Nigeria fighting malaria and humongous mosquitoes every night and you
are saying i have failed? you are already destined to be the catalyst to the poverty cycle in your
family.

i pity your unborn kids..... grin


may it never be well for your parents who instead of using you as a sacrifice to appease the gods and alleviate their poverty, decide to invest their hard earned money on a boy whose only achievement in life is 35k posts!
you're living your life at seun's mercy. if nl crumbles today, that's the end of your epileptic life, you god forsaken sonofapiglet

poverty and the coogar family don't even go hand in hand.
look at where you are in life....then look at me. can you spot the difference?
you still live in your father's house.....you have never been independent in your miserable
life. for the best parts of your life, your most frequent meal was pap/palm oil and you have
the gall to talk about achievement? do you even think before you post? instead of you to fall
on your knees so i can wire some western union to your starving one-eyed mom....you are here
beating your chest. i have made more money today than your entire pedigree has made from the
16th century.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:26pm On Sep 22, 2015
I really want to see this battle. Maybe we should wait for Elymax for one more day.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 7:29pm On Sep 22, 2015
Iceskidd:
Flash wetin be efijacdator? you well so?
WHat else do u want to believe? when the truth is been exposed.. coogar is efijacdator and he cnt deny that.. i can give u my 2go user and pasword to check 4 urself. .except coogar delete me off his list..u'd believe me..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Iceskidd(m): 7:42pm On Sep 22, 2015
captainflash:
WHat else do u want to believe? when the truth is been exposed.. coogar is efijacdator and he cnt deny that.. i can give u my 2go user and pasword to check 4 urself. .except coogar delete me off his list..u'd believe me..
Post correct proofs like screenshots not mere accusations
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 7:43pm On Sep 22, 2015
coogar:


you haven't even achieved what i had acquired at the age of 15.
6 months to write a verse? that's sterling. loaded lux takes 15 months to write his
verse, he's still respected. the frequency means squat, the quality is the koko.
you're in Nigeria fighting malaria and humongous mosquitoes every night and you
are saying i have failed? you are already destined to be the catalyst to the poverty cycle in your
family.

i pity your unborn kids..... grin

I pity your parents
your verses weren't even top notched yet you compare your incorrigible and fraudulent bars coupled with a million recycled lines to Loaded Lux



poverty and the coogar family don't even go hand in hand.
look at where you are in life....then look at me. can you spot the difference?
you still live in your father's house.....you have never been independent in your miserable
life. for the best parts of your life, your most frequent meal was pap/palm oil and you have
the gall to talk about achievement? do you even think before you post? instead of you to fall
on your knees so i can wire some western union to your starving one-eyed mom....you are here
beating your chest. i have made more money today than your entire pedigree has made from the
16th century.

you keep saying things you haven't seen. my mom isn't yours and the fact that you still can't do without pap/palm oil doesn't mean we're share the same appetite. you keep boasting about how intellectually sound you are but that does make you a slowpoke of the highest order. your biggest achievements are your one thousand nl accounts and 35k posts. your bars fly over everybody's heads except your fake accounts'. you should boast of how people take to google each time you drop a bar. you deserve to be stoned to death! stop trying to deviate from the issue at hand, you scumbag!
efijacdator, sauron, coogar or whatever you call yourself, you should apologize to the village chief whom you stole tubers of yam from, i have evidence that he's the cause of your frustrations.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(m): 8:02pm On Sep 22, 2015
coogar:


you haven't even achieved what i had acquired at the age of 15.
6 months to write a verse? that's sterling. loaded lux takes 15 months to write his
verse, he's still respected. the frequency means squat, the quality is the koko.
you're in Nigeria fighting malaria and humongous mosquitoes every night and you
are saying i have failed? you are already destined to be the catalyst to the poverty cycle in your
family.

i pity your unborn kids..... grin



poverty and the coogar family don't even go hand in hand.
look at where you are in life....then look at me. can you spot the difference?
you still live in your father's house.....you have never been independent in your miserable
life. for the best parts of your life, your most frequent meal was pap/palm oil and you have
the gall to talk about achievement? do you even think before you post? instead of you to fall
on your knees so i can wire some western union to your starving one-eyed mom....you are here
beating your chest. i have made more money today than your entire pedigree has made from the
16th century.
Eficjactor how far? grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kr0ne(m): 8:03pm On Sep 22, 2015
captainflash:
Efijacdator shut up and accept the truth ... u got trashed by me..and accepting that won't make u loss anything..
but i know the truth is bitter and it is bitter 4 those who hates the truth.. coogar hates the truth..

You serious about this thing o. grin grin grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 8:12pm On Sep 22, 2015
captainflash:
Efijacdator shut up and accept the truth ... u got trashed by me..and accepting that won't make u loss anything..
but i know the truth is bitter and it is bitter 4 those who hates the truth.. coogar hates the truth..

the intelligence of everyone that has ever answered your last name since the fall of man added together is not up to 10% of mine.
keep dreaming that you battled me on 2go. one day your dreams might come true. grin

mikuz:

Eficjactor how far? grin

i dey o, kim kardashian.
how's catlyn doing? cheesy

JigsawKillah:

I pity your parents
your verses weren't even top notched yet
you compare your incorrigible and fraudulent bars coupled with a million recycled lines to Loaded Lux
you keep saying things you haven't seen.

same verses destroyed mikuz - NL's anointed prince.
they weren't top notch? if they weren't....why is your slavemaster cowering behind a rock?


my mom isn't yours and the fact that you still can't do without pap/palm oil doesn't mean we're share the same appetite. you keep boasting about how intellectually sound you are but that does make you a slowpoke of the highest order. your biggest achievements are your one thousand nl accounts and 35k posts. your bars fly over everybody's heads except your fake accounts'. you should boast of how people take to google each time you drop a bar. you deserve to be stoned to death! stop trying to deviate from the issue at hand, you scumbag!
efijacdator, sauron, coogar or whatever you call yourself, you should apologize to the village chief whom you stole tubers of yam from, i have evidence that he's the cause of your frustrations.

your mom is a floozie, abeg.
she's as lecherous as jezebel herself. every phallus bearer has engaged your mom.
she would use her toto to bargain for foodstuff in the market. how do you think she's
been able to feed you after your pops got shot by the community vigilante group? you
don't want me to expose you here, you better keep shut. up until 2014 march, you were
a village sponsored student.....you still got kicked out from that school cos your brain cells
couldn't cope with math and sciences.

jigsawkilla......your own don finish.

i go come back, make i go watch football.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 8:27pm On Sep 22, 2015
Iam eficjacdator:


and coogar would leave his time and chat with a brain dead arsewipe? grin
you wey be semi-illiterate sef nor qualify.....na captainflash a god like coogar go
come dey chat with? captainflash?



shut up your mouth, you retardeen!
how many times have i told folks to copy and paste battle scripts cos i don't use facebook.....
when you don't have nothing to say....you and your slavemaster make up lies to feel funky.
i have zero-tolerance for people that are not intelligent. it's extremely impossible for a god to
be on the same social medium with a mere mortal like yourself or a silverback like captainflash.
i sincerely hope the guy parading himself on captainflash's 2go swindles all y'all - that would
definitely teach you to use common sense.
smh the truth as been exposed..go and bury ur head in shame.. grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:03pm On Sep 22, 2015
grin grin grin grin

Gottoboy gave me a call now. Mhen I've had a lot to do lately that I couldn't spare a little time for Nl.

I'm sorry guys

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:09pm On Sep 22, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
grin grin grin grin

Gottoboy gave me a call now. Mhen I've had a lot to do lately that I couldn't spare a little time for Nl.

I'm sorry guys
Any bars for coogar?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:14pm On Sep 22, 2015
Oboy, emergency call. The crook should shot his yap already. You were there all this while, wasting my precious time.
I don't know why someone would pop a thread without my consent.

I'm really occupied now. Maybe later. Gottoboy, I really appreciate that call. Was really surprised. grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:18pm On Sep 22, 2015
Reyginus:
Any bars for coogar?
I've got death for thecrook.

I need to finish up with what I'm doing first.

I'll be back.

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:26pm On Sep 22, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
Oboy, emergency call. The crook should shot his yap already. You were there all this while, wasting my precious time.
I don't know why someone would pop a thread without my consent.

I'm really occupied now. Maybe later. Gottoboy, I really appreciate that call. Was really surprised. grin


new deadline is tomorrow by 2pm.
12 bars
don't screw up..

coogar take note
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:45pm On Sep 22, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
I've got death for thecrook.
I need to finish up with what I'm doing first.
I'll be back.
Wow! Post it fast pleassssssss.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:47pm On Sep 22, 2015
playful off the top freestyle I did after work this evening...

I'm rusty as fÜck but I'm sure vector can't touch this cheesy


http://www.datafilehost.com/d/211a136d




cc: Coogar...
shouldn't we have an audio tourney?

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 10:06pm On Sep 22, 2015
JigsawKillah:


intellectual gini? above me in terms of foolishness? with over 35k+ posts on a site not even it's owner can boast of? your intellectual ability ends here. . . taking 6 months to write a verse, jumping from thread to thread spewing the same balderdash we've seen over the years. so shut your blabbering mouth!
you failed woefully at deciding what to do with your life!




may it never be well for your parents who instead of using you as a sacrifice to appease the gods and alleviate their poverty, decide to invest their hard earned money on a boy whose only achievement in life is 35k posts!
you're living your life at seun's mercy. if nl crumbles today, that's the end of your epileptic life, you god forsaken sonofapiglet


SAW! OMG! shocked grin

I love this.. cool


We need to talk by the way. It's quite urgent.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:19pm On Sep 22, 2015
llaykorn:



SAW! OMG! shocked grin

I love this.. cool


We need to talk by the way. It's quite urgent.

make I mail you na
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 10:24pm On Sep 22, 2015
darkenedrebel:
playful off the top freestyle I did after work this evening...

I'm rusty as fÜck but I'm sure vector can't touch this cheesy


http://www.datafilehost.com/d/211a136d




cc: Coogar...
shouldn't we have an audio tourney?

. Nice one cheesy

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