what's the funniest thing or most stupid thing you have done when drunk/high?

Let's share

went church to give testimony

I once picked a serious race from bar to home with my shoes in my hand after begging an elderly man to be watching my drink for me.

yawhex:
went church to give testimony

I don't get u.


You mean you went to church under the influence to give testimony?

i smootched and caress some one sitting close to me in the bus when i was travelling back then to school. I was surprised that i did not received any resistance...........That was then

myners007:
i smootched and caress some one sitting close to me in the bus when i was travelling back then to school. I was surprised that i did not received any resistance...........That was then

Are you sure you didn't receive any slap that day or you simply d not know if you receive any resistance?

+what did you take?

I m an abstainer.

Thank God

Nicklaus:
I m an abstainer.


Thank God

...since last night?

4got my car at the bar nd walked home..
On getting home I raised alarm that the car I left at home has been stolen..

wrong thread

MrImole:


Are you sure you didn't receive any slap that day or you simply d not know if you receive any resistance?

+what did you take?

I did not received slap in any of the two occasion i did that. I was amzed by tmy Dutch courage

menix:
4got my car at the bar nd walked home..
On getting home I raised alarm that the car I left at home has been stolen..

Lol!


I once knocked my neighbor's door while coming from bar, I gave him my key to come and help me open my door, he was just looking at me.

I don't drink!

i hid in my bros cupboard cause 1st.Our dog turned into a lion 2nd.my mums head turned to medussa
ma siblings still taunt me with it today,i did some serious substance that day

cutesmilez:
wrong thread

I'm afraid you can't go back, you have to say something.

lekjons:
I don't drink!

Since when?






Last night?

nickz:
i hid in my bros cupboard cause
1st.Our dog turned into a lion
2nd.my mums head turned to medussa

ma siblings still taunt me with it today,i did some serious substance that day

Lol!






What substance?

Called ma Crush.."Oreochromis Niloticus"...waz so high...i keep shouting shez so beautiful...likening her to a Fish.

my guys helped me to my place,lying on my bed...nd telling my friend I can see angels..i think my hour az come.... wit tears.(pathetic.

MrImole:


I'm afraid you can't go back, you have to say something.

I only drink pepsi

Lols this guys no go kill me wit laf

menix:
4got my car at the bar nd walked home..
On getting home I raised alarm that the car I left at home has been stolen..

ur drink strong gaan.

Don't drink but I once saw a grown man drunk and was singing paw is kind of fruittttttttttt,sweet like sugar,yellow like fanta,everybody loves paw paw, paw paw!

MrImole:
Since when?





Last night?

nope..














hun! hun!.. last few mins

I went to a party with my friends and we were looking for one of our friends, we were so wasted that we didn't realize that he was there with us, looking for him, he was even shouting his own name as he was looking for himself.

Was walking home with my guys(all drunk), i started hearing voices "go raise that girl skirt up", i was walking fast to catch up with her and obey instructions and i landed into a flowing gutter

aaronson:
Don't drink but I once saw a grown man drunk and was singing paw is kind of fruittttttttttt,sweet like sugar,yellow like fanta,everybody loves paw paw, paw paw!

Haaaa



Na only vodka fit do that kind thing.

Suspect33:
Was walking home with my guys(all drunk), i started hearing voices "go raise that girl skirt up", i was walking fast to catch up with her and obey instructions and i landed into a flowing gutter

LOL!

TIDDOLL:
Called ma Crush.."Oreochromis Niloticus"...waz so high...i keep shouting shez so beautiful...likening her to a Fish.

lol!

Wetin u drink?

MrImole:

lol!

Wetin u drink?

E no funny dat day o...cuz tinz spoil..(alomo bitters...wit MM..twaz my first tym of tasting em.

cutesmilez:
ur drink strong gaan.

Nah mixture dey fit help us. Think..

jamex93:
Lols this guys no go kill me wit laf

Come and share yours.

TIDDOLL:
E no funny dat day o...cuz tinz spoil..(alomo bitters...wit MM..twaz my first tym of tasting em.

Haaaa


na u cause am.

U still dey drink?