Truckpusher:
Who's that guy?

wristbangle:


Long time dear

Wristwatch!!
It doesn't take a second to deactivate and come back with something else abi?

Been a minute.
What have you been up to?

Twaci:
I didn't know there was a 'H' in our logo. Mirexxx, oya show for house, na me and tuts go handle your matter . Oh no forget to bring something for the gods

wristbangle:


Yes sire. From what have seen so far here but one cannot conclude fully though.

TheSonOfMark:
https://www.nairaland.com/2497648/captainswag-firsteva-chillout-zone/1#36566746 Here's the she-male wooing a woman.

Now you know why I don't take that thing seriously.

wristbangle:


U too don join Awon werey group?

Aisha95:

You're a shit_ eating retard blessed with the IQ of a baby turtle. Your lecturer I'm sure, had a difficult time trying to flog sense into your over-bloated blockhead.
Why are you always daft?
Tell me that isn't how you were born? Or you were configured that way?
FYI, I was merely teasing the lady in question - and that's something we females can do unlike you males that will be termed _faggots for doing such.
Saving you from being a _retard will take eternity.
Cc.
Sassybae

ShutTheFhuckUp:

did yhu jez say "dude"..?
Aaaaah, I dun die.!

naijaboiy:

i'm a bonafide member and i've contributed immensely to the growth and development of the camp.

I left when some things were not right and I came back fully. You are different. You have not successfully stamped your essence in the camp and you are already carrying our badge with you.

Now you did not even spell it well. Offence number two.

You need to be brought in for proper questioning and possible sanctioning.

Cc: kingtom
Lordoftheweed
Jeffreyjamez
STFUareyouGOD
Olarjohn
Stephenqueen
Twaci
Iamkingzlee
Kwencypresh

All ye comrades and comradets come and see this taboo which has been committed. A big blow to our integrity as a camp.

*sounds trumpet*

wristbangle:


Yes sire. From what have seen so far here but one cannot conclude fully though.

dechandel:
She is not a NLander to start with.

The only thing Kossy is good with is Instagram and Facebook

Truetalk.
Kossi is only good at IG and twitter. I doubt Nairaland would give her the swag platform she likes.
Even if she is on NL, the last thing on her mind would be to troll, let alone Romance section. The girl loves them big boiz not forensic detectives.

mirexxx:
jack is this you babe?

Truckpusher:
I understood we've got too many manginas in here as well as some faggott ass.

Kachisbarbie:


Truetalk.
Kossi is only good at IG and twitter. I doubt Nairaland would give her the swag platform she likes.
Even if she is on NL, the last thing on her mind would be to troll, let alone Romance section. The girl loves them big boiz not forensic detectives.

funlord:


The 1 and only "Gayrebel" from the slums of ekiti west! Michael alomo-LIE-ran! Lmfao!

fantazia:
i can only answa u if number 1, ure a footballer and 2 if ure a Barcelona fan. "ASAP

dechandel:
Wristwatch!!
It doesn't take a second to deactivate and come back with something else abi?

Been a minute.
What have you been up to?

mirexxx:
abeg tame ur boys before i show

Kachisbarbie:


Truetalk.
Kossi is only good at IG and twitter. I doubt Nairaland would give her the swag platform she likes.
Even if she is on NL, the last thing on her mind would be to troll, let alone Romance section. The girl loves them big boiz not forensic detectives.

naijaboiy:

See this Jollof rice cooking pot calling we small kettles black!

So because you manage take small break now you don realise say you don dey waste your life for NL then you think say you better pass people wey dey here?

Or maybe you don finally get employment

You sef know say you get mansions for here pass me. I don finish my exams and I dey on long break.

So you are going to be seeing my face more frequently now.

If you no like the thread, Log off and stop to dey comment. No come here dey form like say you get busy life pass.

mirexxx:
yes o buh i never do my initiation

Aisha95:

You're a shit_ eating retard blessed with the IQ of a baby turtle. Your lecturer I'm sure, had a difficult time trying to flog sense into your over-bloated blockhead.
Why are you always this daft?
Tell me that isn't how you were born? Or you were configured that way?
FYI, I was merely teasing the lady in question - and that's something we females can do unlike you males that will be termed _faggots for doing such.
There's much you need to learn about me, monsieur piss-poor job.
Saving you from being a _retard will take eternity.
Cc.
Sassybae

n0w dats wah I call
early morninq ßitchslap...

bqlekan:
So fantazia, you are a football.. which team do you play for? What position? You in any league for now?

LordOfTheWeed:

Na my fault say you no belong?

Idowuogbo:

I came to toast the fine gal na....you no like better thing?

Aisha95:

Good morning, uncle truckie.

mirexxx:
jack is this you babe?

Truckpusher:
I understood we've got too many manginas in here as well as some faggott ass.

Aisha95:
I think its high time an all-campaign for reviving lunactics be enacted!

wristbangle:


Inform me about your initiation date