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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 10:51pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
coogar: definitely, with the sudden re-emergence of elymax, around this time tomorrow, your head should be dangling from the rope wack goblin your mom is a floozie, abeg. since you've been cursed by everybody in your village for turning out to be a wasted chump even after all the investments your mother bestowed on you. . . she danced naked in village squares with you strapped to her back. she even disguised llike almajiri girls to beg money, yet her son turns out a scumbag, university reject, an agbero who somehow got smuggled abroad. all your life, you've never earned a shilling by working. . . you sleep on dirtbags and a nearly blind android phone is your most prized asset. we're not even talking about your father sef. the man who cursed him is dead and the curse is irredeemable. your kids will never feel a darn thing about affluence and they will end up as garbage men, drunkards and will sleep under dirtbag made homes like their father and grandfathers
i am ready for you ![]() ![]()
idiot. . . your going to use a desktop charger to charge your phone? epileptic son of a garbageman 5 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:04pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Dadehmola: 11:26pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
JigsawKillah: Bwahahhahahhhaa ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mehn, You don kolo finish!!! E be like say crazy people full this thread sha.. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:55pm On Sep 22, 2015 |
Hy palz |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 12:37am On Sep 23, 2015 |
llaykorn: I can't access my mail Let's shift the brawl till Friday after coogar & Elymaxiimus brawl |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 6:47am On Sep 23, 2015 |
iam efijacdator:the truth shall surely molest ur eyes efijacdator! aka sauron, aka jarca, aka coogar, aka zauma |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by llaykorn: 6:59am On Sep 23, 2015 |
captainflash: Crazy... ![]() ![]() |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 7:27am On Sep 23, 2015 |
ELYMAXiimus: Appreciate ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 7:59am On Sep 23, 2015 |
llaykorn:what is crazy? my speech or ur name? |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by desmondDessi(m): 9:03am On Sep 23, 2015 |
gottoboy:Green light ![]() |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:18am On Sep 23, 2015 |
coogar & elymaxiimus deadline is today by 2pm . airmark/mikuz... take note as we would need the thread unlocked |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 11:20am On Sep 23, 2015 |
desmondDessi:Any p ![]() |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 11:58am On Sep 23, 2015 |
gottoboy: appreciate his voice? na girl? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by desmondDessi(m): 12:23pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
gottoboy:Nop |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:03pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
JigsawKillah: sudden re-emergence? elyfart never even emerged.....let alone re-emergence.
i couldn't have been cursed with this level of opulence around me. the coog is over-blessed.....sometimes i ask my creator to reduce the sheer blessings so that catalysts to poverty cycle like you can appreciate the essence of living. now that i have removed that out of the way....let's discuss your family history.... your mothers örifice is so wide it could pass as an american freeway. talking about research, the last time geophysicists ventured into her, they found seamen, dolphins, 3 oil rigs, dana airline passengers, half of a game reserve and the 2nd half of all the premier league games since 1993. you should also be advised to stop smoking the cremated ashes of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge
you think everyone is poverty-stricken like you? desktop charger to power a phone? your ancestors did a bad job for letting this excruciating poverty surround you. when their mates were making the hay in the sun, they were busy drinking ogogoro and impregnating all the women they could lay their hands on. you descended from such unholy unions. your mother is a known fluffer/knobwasher - she doesn't own a camel toe like every other female, she possesses an elephant toe. her püssy is so puffed it stands one mile away from her hip. what a degenerate of a cursed pedigreeIII the amount of stupidity platelets flowing through your veins in wattage would solve the electricity problems in all the 3rd world nations! 5 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:04pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: it's 2pm and elyfart is still missing..... definitely, his ghost-writers haven't been able to come up with a half-decent verse. the tool had enough time to type nonsense last night, but he couldn't drop his verse or leave it with a mod that would post it at the appointed time. 3 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 2:07pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
coogar: olodo! grow up. i swear, i done forget say you even exist or say we had a lot of trash talk yesterday. but being the agbaya that you are, you brought it up again. you're deluded jare 4 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:17pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
JigsawKillah: thunder fire your epileptic papa. you don't get to decide when it stops....only coogar has such rights! trash talk? you call the story of your life trash talk? poverty is a biiiiitch! ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 2:24pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
desmondDessi:What's up with the green light thingy? JigsawKillah:Wayray ![]() |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by captainflash(m): 2:25pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
someone is pained ![]() ![]() |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:44pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
coogar: i don't know what's wrong with that dude... |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 2:48pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
JigsawKillah: next week monday...don't be scared |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 3:10pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: i'm scared for you. two losses within the space of 2 weeks is really bad uno 2 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 3:17pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
coogar: you fatherless son of a village pröstitûte! story of your life. . . at least the story went for nearly a page, your AIDS infected mother gave birth to a 35k NL posts owner! Idiotic son of a castrated pig. you'll die a shameful death. stop mentioning me. go and ressurrect your mummified mother and the worm infested bones of your father and vent your frustrations on them. Oponu like you 2 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 3:18pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
JigsawKillah: let's battle tomorrow if you are not scared. unless you're the type that needs days to come up with lines.. |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 3:20pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
gottoboy: i dey suspect you o |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 3:21pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: the dailys wey i dey do with the dj, na u dey help me script am? don't be such in a hurry to get molested. i go get your time soon. 2 Likes |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 3:24pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
JigsawKillah: story for the gods.. I also dropped 3 freestyles in less than 4 days..both audio & text. So it's no excuse just admit that you can't freestyle & you need days to come up with lines. I can come up with 20 bars in 1 hour & still be ready today. holla whenever you are finally ready... |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 3:27pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: i can't freestyle and i need days to write bars. . . i done admit na. peace |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 3:39pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 5:15pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
I drag money through the mud, you filthy rich you're so short, you could tie your shoe lace while you're standing this bigg K is really ill 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:18pm On Sep 23, 2015 |
JigsawKillah: 35k NL posts simply mean i can afford quality internet while you cannot. you would need to use the boobs of that witch you call a mom for rituals before you would be able to afford such. your pigskin piece of shyte.....were you not told you were deflowered by your step father? were you not told you were raised from a levirate marriage? at what stage in your miserable life did you think you aren't abnormal?
death would eviscerate your entire family tree before it touches me. you're in a country where the life expectancy is about 47. you are already in your late 30s... your death is imminent. either way.....it's either you die from a stray bullet of a drunk MOPOL or your father's terminal illness that got passed to you genetically would do the job/ hell.....how did you survive infancy with the amount of idiocy you were born with? 9 Likes 1 Share |
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