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Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nobody: 6:51am On Sep 24, 2015 |
I am on a tight schedule today. EXCEPTIONS in case of emmergency are permitted. Emmergency checklist: 1. Are you on fire and I am the only one that can put you out? 2. Am I on fire and I dont realize it 3. Is it the second coming? FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS Q. How is it going? A. Good Q. What are you working on? A. Stuffs Q. How's stuff going? A. See answer I Q. Do dolphins sleep? A. Yes, they are mammals and they do sleep Have a nice day! 7 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by spikesC(m): 8:40am On Sep 24, 2015 |
Lol Where I work we have something called duck mode. You put a small rubber duck on your monitor/desk and no one will disturb you. 1 Like |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by valonsoft(m): 11:09am On Sep 24, 2015 |
wow, that's super crazy |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nobody: 5:45pm On Sep 24, 2015 |
Rubber ducky! |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nmeri17: 2:44pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
spikesC:what a coincidence?? where I work, once you want zero interruption or disturbance, you just put a live tiger on your desk; that way all your colleagues will give you ((GAP)) till you're done ![]() ![]() |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by daxlasaint(m): 2:54pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Nmeri17: ![]() |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by ryanfletcher: 3:01pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
in my place we put live wolf on our desk so they won't desturb you |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nobody: 3:23pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
ryanfletcher:Pinshure of all these live animals you programmers are putting on your desk or adonbilivit! 4 Likes |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by spikesC(m): 5:19pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Nmeri17: Mumu. Haven't heard from you for a while. Have you finally given up? ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nobody: 5:25pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
Na wa o |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by ryanfletcher: 10:04pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
dhtml18:sleep there,pictures will arrive on 2070 |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nmeri17: 11:17pm On Sep 30, 2015 |
spikesC:lmffffffaaaaaooooo \ ![]() ![]() I've been checking your Whatsapp last seen ---> 4th August. I think say yu don die sef ![]() ![]() |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nobody: 8:11am On Oct 01, 2015 |
^^^Na you kill-am ni? |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by spikesC(m): 9:59am On Oct 01, 2015 |
dhtml18: Ask am oo |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by spikesC(m): 10:00am On Oct 01, 2015 |
Nmeri17: Lol, that phone is off for now. The other number is going though, even on whatsapp |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nmeri17: 12:41pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
spikesC: ![]() ![]() |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by spikesC(m): 1:18pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
Nmeri17: Na Glo, since I ported the number it has been misbehaving. Send a whatsapp message to it |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by liliian(f): 7:09pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
spikesC: Can you help me? https://www.nairaland.com/2685865/need-assignment-java-programming#39282992 |
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by spikesC(m): 11:55pm On Oct 23, 2015 |
liliian: Hi, I am not a Java developer, but i can see some people are already helping you. Good luck in your project |
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