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Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nobody: 6:51am On Sep 24, 2015
I am on a tight schedule today.

EXCEPTIONS in case of emmergency are permitted.
Emmergency checklist:
1. Are you on fire and I am the only one that can put you out?
2. Am I on fire and I dont realize it
3. Is it the second coming?

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q. How is it going?
A. Good

Q. What are you working on?
A. Stuffs

Q. How's stuff going?
A. See answer I

Q. Do dolphins sleep?
A. Yes, they are mammals and they do sleep

Have a nice day!

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Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by spikesC(m): 8:40am On Sep 24, 2015
Lol

Where I work we have something called duck mode. You put a small rubber duck on your monitor/desk and no one will disturb you.

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Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by valonsoft(m): 11:09am On Sep 24, 2015
wow, that's super crazy
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nobody: 5:45pm On Sep 24, 2015
Rubber ducky!
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nmeri17: 2:44pm On Sep 30, 2015
spikesC:
Where I work we have something called duck mode. You put a small rubber duck on your monitor/desk and no one will disturb you.
what a coincidence?? where I work, once you want zero interruption or disturbance, you just put a live tiger on your desk; that way all your colleagues will give you ((GAP)) till you're done wink once you enter tiger mode, "pim" you won't hear cheesy
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by daxlasaint(m): 2:54pm On Sep 30, 2015
Nmeri17:
what a coincidence?? where I work, once you want zero interruption or disturbance, you just put a live tiger on your desk; that way all your colleagues will give you GAP till you're done wink once you enter tiger mode, "pim" you won't hear cheesy

grin killt it! Mr witty comeback!!!
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by ryanfletcher: 3:01pm On Sep 30, 2015
in my place we put live wolf on our desk so they won't desturb you
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nobody: 3:23pm On Sep 30, 2015
ryanfletcher:
in my place we put live wolf on our desk so they won't desturb you
Pinshure of all these live animals you programmers are putting on your desk or adonbilivit!

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Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by spikesC(m): 5:19pm On Sep 30, 2015
Nmeri17:
what a coincidence?? where I work, once you want zero interruption or disturbance, you just put a live tiger on your desk; that way all your colleagues will give you ((GAP)) till you're done wink once you enter tiger mode, "pim" you won't hear cheesy

Mumu. Haven't heard from you for a while. Have you finally given up? grin

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Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nobody: 5:25pm On Sep 30, 2015
Na wa o
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by ryanfletcher: 10:04pm On Sep 30, 2015
dhtml18:

Pinshure of all these live animals you programmers are putting on your desk or adonbilivit!
sleep there,pictures will arrive on 2070
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nmeri17: 11:17pm On Sep 30, 2015
spikesC:


Mumu. Haven't heard from you for a while. Have you finally given up? grin
lmffffffaaaaaooooo \ grin / grin Ewu!!!!!! why dyu want God to punish you this bad??

I've been checking your Whatsapp last seen ---> 4th August. I think say yu don die sef cheesy tongue
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nobody: 8:11am On Oct 01, 2015
^^^Na you kill-am ni?
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by spikesC(m): 9:59am On Oct 01, 2015
dhtml18:
^^^Na you kill-am ni?

Ask am oo
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by spikesC(m): 10:00am On Oct 01, 2015
Nmeri17:
lmffffffaaaaaooooo \ grin / grin Ewu!!!!!! why dyu want God to punish you this bad??

I've been checking your Whatsapp last seen ---> 4th August. I think say yu don die sef cheesy tongue

Lol, that phone is off for now. The other number is going though, even on whatsapp
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by Nmeri17: 12:41pm On Oct 01, 2015
spikesC:


Lol, that phone is off for now. The other number is going though, even on whatsapp
angry I dh call am but e nor dh go. seems your incoming calls are being forwarded to a non mtn number
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by spikesC(m): 1:18pm On Oct 01, 2015
Nmeri17:
angry I dh call am but e nor dh go. seems your incoming calls are being forwarded to a non mtn number

Na Glo, since I ported the number it has been misbehaving. Send a whatsapp message to it
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by liliian(f): 7:09pm On Oct 23, 2015
spikesC:


Na Glo, since I ported the number it has been misbehaving. Send a whatsapp message to it

Can you help me? https://www.nairaland.com/2685865/need-assignment-java-programming#39282992
Re: Do Not Disturb A Programmer by spikesC(m): 11:55pm On Oct 23, 2015
liliian:


Can you help me? https://www.nairaland.com/2685865/need-assignment-java-programming#39282992

Hi, I am not a Java developer, but i can see some people are already helping you.
Good luck in your project

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