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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by funlord(m): 6:41pm On Sep 23, 2015
coogar:


35k NL posts simply mean i can afford quality internet while you cannot.
you would need to use the boobs of that witch you call a mom for rituals before you would be able
to afford such. your pigskin piece of shyte.....were you not told you were deflowered by your
step father? were you not told you were raised from a levirate marriage? at what stage in your
miserable life did you think you aren't abnormal?



death would eviscerate your entire family tree before it touches me.
you're in a country where the life expectancy is about 47. you are already in your late 30s...
your death is imminent. either way.....it's either you die from a stray bullet of a drunk MOPOL
or your father's terminal illness that got passed to you genetically would do the job/

hell.....how did you survive infancy with the amount of idiocy you were born with?


Abeg dis lawyer should stop calling me biko! What kind of merciless thing am I reading on nairaland so

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 6:41pm On Sep 23, 2015
JigsawKillah:

i dey suspect you o
When you turn Ekelebe? Shebi na Omo OOro you be?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by desmondDessi(m): 6:46pm On Sep 23, 2015
gottoboy:

What's up with the green light thingy?


Wayray grin Appreciate na first line; the voice part na second line, na NL formatting join the words together
It was suppose to be a joke,oya you nor laugh.
Rest
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 6:55pm On Sep 23, 2015
Lilkudos.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 6:56pm On Sep 23, 2015
desmondDessi:
It was suppose to be a joke,oya you nor laugh. Rest
No vex. cool
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 6:59pm On Sep 23, 2015
darkenedrebel:

i don't know what's wrong with that dude...

ghostwriter fees dey cause wahala.
the vets wey dey push am make him battle me have refused to write his bars
unless he pays in advance. elyfart must drive keke marwa for few weeks before
he can afford their fees. grin

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by YoungDaNaval(m): 7:12pm On Sep 23, 2015
coogar:

ghostwriter fees dey cause wahala. the vets wey dey push am make him battle me have refused to write his bars unless he pays in advance. elyfart must drive keke marwa for few weeks before he can afford their fees. grin
Lwkmd

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kingkursor1: 7:25pm On Sep 23, 2015
captainflash:
sons of bitches like yourself, 4rm ckusy to peterrpaker, 4rm peterrpaker to shadyslim,4rm shadyslim to 007folish, and 4rm 007folish to the real brooce of folishness...
nonsence!



lols..
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 7:41pm On Sep 23, 2015
coogar:


sudden re-emergence?
elyfart never even emerged.....let alone re-emergence.




i couldn't have been cursed with this level of opulence around me.
the coog is over-blessed.....sometimes i ask my creator to reduce the sheer blessings
so that catalysts to poverty cycle like you can appreciate the essence of living.
now that i have removed that out of the way....let's discuss your family history....

your mothers örifice is so wide it could pass as an american freeway. talking about research, the last time geophysicists ventured into her, they found seamen, dolphins, 3 oil rigs, dana airline passengers, half of a game reserve and the 2nd half of all the premier league games since 1993.
you should also be advised to stop smoking the cremated ashes of your father's pënis. come on, you ascaris worm, put up a better challenge



you think everyone is poverty-stricken like you?
desktop charger to power a phone? your ancestors did a bad job for letting this excruciating poverty surround you.
when their mates were making the hay in the sun, they were busy drinking ogogoro and impregnating all the women
they could lay their hands on. you descended from such unholy unions.

your mother is a known fluffer/knobwasher - she doesn't own a camel toe like every other female, she possesses an elephant toe. her püssy is so puffed it stands one mile away from her hip. what a degenerate of a cursed pedigreeIII the amount of stupidity platelets flowing through your veins in wattage would solve the electricity problems in all the 3rd world nations!

Bros why nah.... so not fair sad sad
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by YoungDaNaval(m): 8:01pm On Sep 23, 2015
njokusboy:

Bros why nah.... so not fair sad sad
Hahahahahahaha
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by gottoboy(m): 9:04pm On Sep 23, 2015
NP- Karashika Blaqbones, Astra P, Kyle B, Chinko Ekun.
.

.
Fvck you need update your playlist.
.

.
She no like F0urplay, she no like Th33some/
Two reasons I don't Need One!!

D o p e cool
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 9:04pm On Sep 23, 2015
Lolol. The likes these comments get is another funny thing. Imagine 8 likes and counting for insulting the other's family tree. Lol.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 7:43am On Sep 24, 2015
darkenedrebel:



okay... i don't think liricyst is gonna be available, so why don't we kick 10 bars tomorrow?
you in?

Sorry bro, was kinda busy. Let's kick it sat 8 pm or sun 8 pm...your choice
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 8:19am On Sep 24, 2015
liricyst:


Sorry bro, was kinda busy. Let's kick it sat 8 pm or sun 8 pm...your choice

Saturday 8pm

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 8:28am On Sep 24, 2015
darkenedrebel:


Saturday 8pm

its a date then
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 12:58pm On Sep 24, 2015
Gottoboy. . . Gimme elymaxiimus number. Or help me tell am say na goat
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 12:59pm On Sep 24, 2015
liricyst:

its a date then

gay battle

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 1:00pm On Sep 24, 2015
liricyst:


its a date then

why saturday though.. we should have brawled wednesday..
if you can get your verse ready tomorrow then holla & it should be by 6pm not 8 ...
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 1:03pm On Sep 24, 2015
JigsawKillah:



gay battle

Jig...me and you haven't kicked it before
Sup with that?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JigsawKillah(m): 1:11pm On Sep 24, 2015
liricyst:

Jig...me and you haven't kicked it before Sup with that?

i'm straight bro. . . Don't do homos. Have fun with your date

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Emaprince: 1:23pm On Sep 24, 2015
Can someone tell me what the big deal is about T-REX?

I just don't like the nigga. His stage presence doesn't impress me, he's mostly spitting about guns all the time, and when you look at him, you see an over grown baby that can't possibly handle nines. His last bout with danny myers even made me hate him the more.

I may be missing something though. Somebody should help me out.

Cc
Coogar
Ibime
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:08pm On Sep 24, 2015
Emaprince:
Can someone tell me what the big deal is about T-REX?

I just don't like the nigga. His stage presence doesn't impress me, he's mostly spitting about guns all the time, and when you look at him, you see an over grown baby that can't possibly handle nines. His last bout with danny myers even made me hate him the more.

he used to be good but now he's living on past glory.
t-rex used to be the most essential component in dot-mob.
tay-roc, k-shine and even daylyt have all surpassed him.


I may be missing something though. Somebody should help me out.

Cc
Coogar
Ibime

you're not missing anything.
t-rex is now washed up.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Emaprince: 2:22pm On Sep 24, 2015
coogar:


he used to be good but now he's living on past glory.
t-rex used to be the most essential component in dot-mob.
tay-roc, k-shine and even daylyt have all surpassed him.



you're not missing anything.
t-rex is now washed up.
alright, thanks! I really pity his legendary status which may be dragged through the mud as he's pitted against a rookie,T-TOP in summer madness5.

T-TOp is a very hungry nigga. Good with bars and personals. Well, I wish he come good. I'm particularly looking forward to the rematch between chess and steams vs DNA& k-shine. Then, lux vs clips.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by coogar: 2:28pm On Sep 24, 2015
Emaprince:
alright, thanks! I really pity his legendary status which may be dragged through the mud as he's pitted against a rookie,T-TOP in summer madness5.

t-top is the best in that proven ground class. he literally ran through all his opponents in the BET/smack competition. he might dismantle t-rex. t-rex is no longer hungry like he used to be.


T-top is a very hungry nigga. Good with bars and personals. Well, I wish he come good. I'm particularly looking forward to the rematch between chess and steams vs DNA& k-shine. Then, lux vs clips.

you need to see his one round battle with john john.
after the battle, john john was looking at the camera and speaking to smack that t-top is ready.
the only issue about him though is that he often stops battling his opponents and start talking
about his drug-cooking. he should be more direct but he's super-good.
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by liricyst(m): 2:58pm On Sep 24, 2015
darkenedrebel:


why saturday though.. we should have brawled wednesday..
if you can get your verse ready tomorrow then holla & it should be by 6pm not 8 ...

i will meet up
How many bars did we agree on?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 3:07pm On Sep 24, 2015
liricyst:


i will meet up
How many bars did we agree on?

okay.. tomorrow by 6pm unfailingly.

10 bars

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Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Nobody: 11:40pm On Sep 24, 2015
Hmmm, after all the " battle advertisement," that lad, coming up with excuses of TIME .

Well, the snakes will always skip their comments .

Boys lie too much ,their words don't promote ART
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by kinglahkay(m): 11:45pm On Sep 24, 2015
Llaykorn what's up bro

Our brawl is tomorrow
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Limerick: 11:48pm On Sep 24, 2015
Emaprince:
The thing tire me sef. The throwing up in the first round rendered that round useless for chess. He spat nothing there. When he was about to start spiting, it was TIME already.
gv me link abeg...


My psiphon and simple server are not smiling grin
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by airmark(m): 3:10am On Sep 25, 2015
Elymaxiimus , have you secured a job offshore?
Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by YoungDaNaval(m): 7:23am On Sep 25, 2015
airmark:
Elymaxiimus , have you secured a job offshore?
Lmao

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