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When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Lasgidy1(m): 12:07pm On Sep 27, 2015
As much as I don't want to make a joke about this I'm so tempted to do so.
This is a real encounter of what transpired in church today. pastor was praying and all of us in the congregation were shouting amen in a unified loud voice. I guess pastor wasn't ok with that and he says I want your amen to do better than that. We echoed another amen in a louder voice.
He wasn't satisfied yet and he says let your amen sound like thunder then the whole congregation shouted a much more louder amen and he still says, " I want your amen to be so loud to bring down this roof.
Omor, naim I tap my friend wey we come church together naim I say, 'bros, I dey take off abeg,. If God answer the request of this pastor now, all of us go die here o. Before pastor put all of us for trouble, Make I dey outside sit with my fone in case kassala burst. I go be d first to snap post on nairaland
Cc: lalasticlala
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Behira(f): 12:13pm On Sep 27, 2015
Lasgidy1:
As much as I don't want to make a joke about this I'm so tempted to do so.
This is a real encounter of what transpired in church today. pastor was praying and all of us in the congregation were shouting amen in a unified loud voice. I guess pastor wasn't ok with that and he says I want your amen to do better than that. We echoed another amen in a louder voice.
He wasn't satisfied yet and he says let your amen sound like thunder then the whole congregation shouted a much more louder amen and he still says, " I want your amen to be so loud to bring down this roof.
Omor, naim I tap my friend wey we come church together naim I say, 'bros, I dey take off abeg,. If God answer the request of this pastor now, all of us go die here o. Before pastor put all of us for trouble, Make I dey outside sit with my fone in case kassala burst. I go be d first to snap post on nairaland
Cc: lalasticlala
cheesy cheesy funny i must confess.....but i resist the spirit to laff abt this topic. Amen

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Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Lasgidy1(m): 12:31pm On Sep 27, 2015
Behira:
cheesy cheesy funny i must confess.....but i resist the spirit to laff abt this topic. Amen
Walahi, no be small tin. Pastors been putting us in problems since 1700BC

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Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Nobody: 12:49pm On Sep 27, 2015
Lol. Hilarious#
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by DeHero1: 2:29pm On Sep 27, 2015
Why should it always be pastors?

Can't u use an imam for joke?

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Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Lasgidy1(m): 3:33pm On Sep 27, 2015
DeHero1:
Why should it always be pastors?

Can't u use an imam for joke?
See dis one. Is d joke far from the truth? Park well biko

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Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by DaVinChiSam(m): 4:05pm On Sep 27, 2015
Lol funny
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Cjizzy(m): 7:45pm On Sep 27, 2015
I wanted to Laff but................
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Nobody: 8:33pm On Sep 27, 2015
Lasgidy1:
As much as I don't want to make a joke about this I'm so tempted to do so.
This is a real encounter of what transpired in church today. pastor was praying and all of us in the congregation were shouting amen in a unified loud voice. I guess pastor wasn't ok with that and he says I want your amen to do better than that. We echoed another amen in a louder voice.
He wasn't satisfied yet and he says let your amen sound like thunder then the whole congregation shouted a much more louder amen and he still says, " I want your amen to be so loud to bring down this roof.
Omor, naim I tap my friend wey we come church together naim I say, 'bros, I dey take off abeg,. If God answer the request of this pastor now, all of us go die here o. Before pastor put all of us for trouble, Make I dey outside sit with my fone in case kassala burst. I go be d first to snap post on nairaland
Cc: lalasticlala
pls who is lalasticlala is he d founder of nairaland or wat? And another Ishilove too!
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Lasgidy1(m): 8:52pm On Sep 27, 2015
Iamoluwaslim:
pls who is lalasticlala is he d founder of nairaland or wat? And another Ishilove too!
Noo, they're both my uncles
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Nobody: 8:59pm On Sep 27, 2015
Lasgidy1:

Noo, they're both my uncles
stop it! So many people lik using d names as signature on posts!
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Lasgidy1(m): 9:08pm On Sep 27, 2015
Iamoluwaslim:
stop it! So many people lik using d names as signature on posts!
Ok. Not like signatures to a post. They're moderators who we require to move our threads to front page. Otherwise the post go remain where e dey o
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Nobody: 9:17pm On Sep 27, 2015
Lasgidy1:

Ok. Not like signatures to a post. They're moderators who we require to move our threads to front page. Otherwise the post go remain where e dey o
do they work for nairaland?
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Lasgidy1(m): 9:27pm On Sep 27, 2015
Iamoluwaslim:
do they work for nairaland?
Na dem be nairaland
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Nobody: 9:14am On Sep 28, 2015
Lasgidy1:

Na dem be nairaland
so lalasticlala is d owner of nairaland dat has bn existing for almost a decade ago!...wow!
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by ifex370(m): 10:26am On Sep 28, 2015
wow... so a joke can really annoy someone sad
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by CivilzedTyger(m): 4:03pm On Sep 28, 2015
Lol itz ur pastor u can yabb anyhow
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Caspian22(m): 7:31pm On Sep 28, 2015
Behira . Saw ur profyl pic. U luk nice and its like u want 2 ur gate famous too
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Lasgidy1(m): 8:18pm On Sep 28, 2015
Iamoluwaslim:
so lalasticlala is d owner of nairaland dat has bn existing for almost a decade ago!...wow!
U don't seem to understand me, bros
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Lasgidy1(m): 8:22pm On Sep 28, 2015
Y is dis not on FP yet, abeg
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Nobody: 9:52pm On Sep 28, 2015
Lasgidy1:

U don't seem to understand me, bros
explain 2 me, u said they don't work 4 nairaland, they'r nairaland demself!...I don't get it!
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Lasgidy1(m): 10:26pm On Sep 28, 2015
Iamoluwaslim:
explain 2 me, u said they don't work 4 nairaland, they'r nairaland demself!...I don't get it!
Please check for the meaning of this word m.o.d.e.r.a.t.o.r.s.... That's what they are
Re: When Pastor Says Let Ur Amen Sound Like Thunder by Nobody: 1:36am On Sep 29, 2015
DeHero1:
Why should it always be pastors?

Can't u use an imam for joke?
But that's the truth.
And it's bitter.

Imams are serious at dismantling christainity.
Pastors are serious ripping off the same christians.

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